TRUE STORY #16
My Butty Valentine
So as usual, I was hard at work when it happened. I haven't been doing stories in a whie cos nothing interesting has been happening. But this, this is worthy of a story! I just pooped the most PERFECT poop today! First off, it was nice and firm, so it came out well formed, but it was a little moist, so it flowed. (It was like a nice chocolate chip cookie–– soft enough for love, but hard enough to stay together and oh so golden brown and chocolatey!!!) So, when I looked at it, it was a perfect heart shape! It was so cute, I stood and looked at it for a few minutes, moving around to see how the light hit it... I just wanted to pet it and hold it and give it a kiss it was that adorable!!!
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