TRUE STORY #15
The Lamaz Shit
Ever have a poop so big it takes forever or it rips your asshole for some more room to squeeze out? I thought you wouldn't wanna answer that, but it never hurts to ask. Well, today, I had one of those shits. I've never been pregnant, let alone given birth, but I swear to god it sure the hell felt like it. I was on the can for a long ass time pooping. It seemed like forever or it's equivalent. So... I'm sitting there like in pain pooping. (<--- not literally... however, this would be HIGHLY amusing to see... a lady giving birth and pushing so hard while she's in labor that she shits on the hospital bed!!! HA!!!) But back to my poop... it was huge, I felt like I was giving birth and that really funny picture came to my mind after I did it and Yeah... I guess this story is pretty pointless....
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