Substandard Technologies, Inc., dba StupidTek will NEVER be a leading IT and Engineering services firm, helping our clients in Federal, State & Local Governments and Industry achieve greater ROI on their IT programs when we aren't tring to screw our employees our of what little money we do pay. Incorporated in 1996 and a certified 8(a) and HUBZone company, StupidTek can barely service the information technology we have let alone provide. StupidTek has regional offices throughout the East Coast and Hawaii to support our network of clients or atleast provide very nice golfing for our managers.

StupidTek has no prides in itself or in delivering superior services to a diverse group of customers, including:

• U.S. Department of Justice (LOST IT!)
• Metropolitan Police Department, District of Columbia (LOST IT!)
• U.S. Navy (LOSING IT !)
• Environmental Protection Agency (EVERYONE'S QUITTING)
• Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA) (NOT FOR LONG !)
• Defense Information Systems Agency (DISA) (NOT FOR LONG !)
• Minerals Management Service (MMS) (NOT FOR LONG !)
• Joint Chiefs of Staff, U.S. Department of Defense (LOSING IT !)
• U.S. Army (LOSING IT !)
• Food and Drug Administration (OH BOY BIG CONTRACT! NOT!)
• Federal Communications Commission (OK LAGIT, BUT NO MUCH MONEY IN IT)
• DynCorp Information Systems (NOW THEY ARE CSC AND HATE US!)
• United States Enrichment Corporation (USEC) (LIKE YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM !)