Gilda Transcripts

Here is basically every transcript of Gilda I can find on the web, feel free to look some more, but I don't know if there is any thing else out there. If there is please let me know! The transcripts are arranged by date for your convenience :) Yes, I know there are alot but u never know when u may need a transcript. Plus from them you can follow links to basically every season of SNL and get transcripts :)

If the transcript has a * then it means that Gilda is on of the stars of the skit. The rest she just has a part in.

The SNL Transcripts site http://snltranscripts.jt.org/ is AWESOME! Thank you :)

********JUST ADDED TRNSCRIPTS*********

The Judy Miller Show

***Please dont take Judy Miller for your site, i transcribed it myself and it took a long time!

Gidgets Disease

***Please dont take Gidget for your site, it is orginal to my site!

Debs Behind Bars

Mike McMack: Defense Lawyer

Wild & Crazy Guys

Check out the transcripts

*Emily Latella reports on
*The Laundromat
*Shimmer: Its a floor wax and a desert topping!
*Not for Ladys Only with Marlene Dietrich
*Bab's Uvula
*Chevy helps Gilda do the fall
*Chevy's Girls
*Baba Wawwa Leaving NBC
*Land Shark
*Puppy Uppers/ Doggie Downers
The Story of Billy Paul
*Lack of Gilda
*Right to Extreme Stupidity
*Emily Latella with nothing to report on
*The Babysitter who answers sex ?'s
Amy Carter in School
In House Resturant
*Rhonda Weiss and the Credit Card Co.
*Lucy's Neuclear Warheads
*Creeley's Soup
Planet of the Men vs. Planet of the Women
Weekend Update with Nadia Comanechi
Magic Funeral
*Hey, You!

More gilda....

Mr. Mike & Tina Turner Review
*Post-Sex Discussion
*Gilda Answers Audience Questions
*La Dolce Gilda
Theodoric Of York
*Dancing in the Dark
*Nerds go to Prom (Lisa Loopner)
*AutoScent
*Nerds Say Goodbye to the Norge (The refridgerator repairman)
*Nerds in the Hospital
*Uncle Roy (With Tracy and Terry)
The Widettes
Honker Works at the Christmas Tree Lot
What If?
The Carters in Isreal
The Pepsi Syndrome
The Adventures of Miles Cowperthwaite
*Harley's Bristol Creme
*Afraid of the Dark
*Jewess Jeans (Rhonda Weiss)
Kirk's Dressing Room
The Hominids
*Stretch Marks-Patty Caldwell
Lord and Lady Douchebag

Skits From Gilda Live

Goodbye Sacchrine
Lets Talk Dirty to the Animals