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Sell lemonade in the middle of a busy street.
Scare all birds onto the line above your neighbor's new BMW and watch the results.
Stick large quanities of tape to your mouth, then try to make conversations.
Threaten people with sound effects lasers.
E-mail letters of virus threats/virus accidents and wait for the replies.
Follow the guy who cut you off until he parks.
Honk while doing so.
Go to an observatory and ask the people there what a quesar is.
Have a restarant put everything on your hot dog, then scrape it off and eat it plain.
Constantly talk about "peoples" and "persons".
Write on every piece of paper available, including ones that aren't yours.
Give random noogies to people in crowded places.
Constantly stand behind someone and kick their heels when they walk.
Write a link to your own page.
Grab all of the free coupons/brouchers you can in a store. Make a BIG deal out of it (EX. "Wow! I FOUND ONE!!!!)
"Accidently" throw your ball in your neighbors yard 20 times, asking them to go get it each time.
Buy a powerful flashlight just to shine in people's eyes.
Cut off a guy and go 10 miles an hour.
Add many links to your page, then make them look accessable, but aren't. (i.e. underlined in blue, a picture,etc.)
Be repeatitive.
Call people and ask what their phone number is.
E-mail people and ask what their e-mail address is.
Fax people and ask their fax number.
Constantly say "I lost my contact lens!" then push them over while they are looking for it.
Drop a pebble off the Grand Canyon and tell people you heard it splash.
Poke people while making honking noises.
Make an order through the drive through, park, walk inside and get it.
Go up to a bank teller and ask for a large cola and a small fry.
Bring a camera to catch their reaction.
Say you need to use your friend's computer desprately, then only change their background.
Take 3 hours doing so.
Order your friend's 3 large anchovy and pinapple pizzas without them knowing.
When asked if you know who did it, say you do but will never tell.
Put a siren in your car just to cut through traffic.
Talk about things people have never heard of.
Make sure NO ONE changes the topic.
Get around your house in a chair with wheels.
Fix things that aren't broken.
When asked why you are doing something, reply, "I can sense a spiritual ergency from its inside."
Tell your friends it's backwards day the day of a big company meeting.
Send a bunch of porn to kids' parents, refering to it as "your daily pictures!".
Laugh incessently when someone runs into something.
Find people's middle initial and guess what their middle name is.
Make up stupid sentences and repeat them incessently(i.e. Smart bevaers make pretty dam)
Constantly quote someone else.
Bring a notebook and note everything you hear in a conversation.
Repeat it at a completely different conversations.
Bring a camera and take a picture of the looks you get.
Practice your humming lessons in public places.
Scribble all over your computer screen, then say its for "hiding the good stuff".
Figure out to work your friend's computer. Then "disable" his computer.
Finish all sentences with "That's all, folkes!"
Dye your hair many different colors. When asked why, say "I always want to be able to see the colors of the rainbow!".
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