KlueLass's clinton Humor Collection



I have received two pages of clinton humor from Sweden
plus a couple I put together.    Click your choice . . .


[Columbo vs Clinton]

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Or find a few things that make KlueLass go "Hmmmmm"

1. Has clinton finally jeopardized his ability to lead . . . Or his ability to mislead ?
2. Clinton may have oral activities in the oval office while keeping foreign dignitaries waiting for their scheduled meetings at the same time that citizens can be jailed for possessing vibrators.
                    (The ACLU ruined this quip by getting the law banning vibrators in Alabama overturned in Federal Court 3/29/99)
3. Hillary was overheard to say, "Bill Clinton would give aspirin a headache!"
   The cure -- A multi-million dollar advance for her memoirs !
4. Do you think clinton was tried in the Senate as an adult?
5. Do you think clinton was tried in the Senate by adulterers?
6. Did Monica Lewinsky perform all her own stunts ?    (submitted by MYTYMYK)
7. Might Monica's planned debut recording tune be titled "My Thong" ?
8. What made Americans so willing to view clinton's perjury as a game --
   one they took an active part in helping him win ?
9. The President's brother says clinton has a nose like a vacuum (for cocaine)
   but it is Pet Smart employees who are subject to drug testing.
10. Will those who had great compassion for bill clinton at his Grand Jury hearing
    come to my trial and give me support?
11. Bill clinton has never invited me to join him partying !!!
12. E-mail me things that make YOU go "Hmmmmm" or clinton toons you'd like posted.

Wade Here (Click) If you don't know the mud surrounding clinton "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in time of   moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." -- Dante, "The Inferno"

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Click your Choice

[Columbo vs Clinton]

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    Statue of Libertines