The Statue of Libertines ?
In light of contemporary permisiveness which
condones everything from presidential peccadelos
to presidential crimes, "Frenchie" needs your help
framing an up-to-date "Motto" and "Pledge of Allegiance"
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E-mail ironic, satiric, and/or bawdy submissions to KlueLass
Here are the originals:
("Pledge" -- Original version)
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic
for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
(Sample-Example for "Pledge")
Parse my allegiance to the DOW of the Related States of the Multinational Corporations and to the Stock Market
for which it stands, one Nation under Special Interests, with liberties and justice for the few.
( Topher's input for "Pledge")
I pledge allegiance to the dress that Monica Lewinsky once wore, and to our leader,
and his stains, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and juice for all.
("Motto" Excerpt)
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
1. (Sample-Example for "motto")
Give me your mired, your moral poor,
Your befuddled masses yearning for everything to be free,
The wretched reprobates of a search for more, more, more.
Send these, the hopeless, intemperate, and lost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the mammon's door!
2. (from Beavis and Butt-Head ?)
Give me your cigars and sluts,
your kneepads made for fellatio,
The wretched refuse of your beaming butts.
Send to me, the greedy and the gigolo
I lift my lamp beside the golden nuts!
*huh huh*
Thanks to Vasago for submitting this cartoon
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Hint: Relax your eyes and focus behind the image or in front.
You may see one or two liberty ladies out front.
Or you may see them behind. Now you try!