they aren't stalker pictures until you follow them home.

closeyourpeaking: i make everything confusing
closeyourpeaking: its a talent

AliyaRose7: i cannot believe you aren't home right now- haley, i NEED you- When I tell you Haley, my love, my south florida homey, that I just had pizza and a ben and jerry's sundae and they were both the best things i've ever had in my life- BUT haley, you were not there, and I simply could not consume in bliss, for there was a void within my soul. Danni feels the same way. Haley, frankly, we fucking love you and we missed you beyond words tonight. Perhaps, I will just go lie in your bed, rub your t-shirts, and fall asleep to the sweet sounds of tegan and sara.........

Silly Benna: you're too cool for school.
Silly Benna: what the fuck are you doing in school.
Silly Benna: get out.
Silly Benna: you're too cool.

SkaLady999: Haley, you are neither a source to be exploited for utilitarian benefits nor a sentimental vestige of the past to be romanticized by poets and naturalists.
SkaLady999: You are an ultimate link in a chain of divine manifestation that directly emerges from the divine source of life.

LeviGuy85: hell yes kill free thinking assholes

lostdoll84: becca and i put on a 911 skit for my mom
lostdoll84: she enjoyed it
lostdoll84: it reminded me of your beautiful folder
lostdoll84: god, i miss that folder

SkaLady999: i hope your having a ball in ny. get it...a ball...haha its a subliminal messages that says, stop being gay. but you didnt hear it from me.

Trojan2485: hahahaha, Natalia says you want to fight me
Trojan2485: but she said she made up some conversation we were supposedly having to win you over
Trojan2485: shes a dirty cheater in the win Haley game, and its not fair

skalady999: 945
skalady999: neptune
skalady999: you
skalady999: me
skalady999:the sun
skalady999: it will be spectacular
theHales2000: quite fucking right
skalady999: oh and bring your toalla
skalady999: and maybe ojos del sol
theHales2000: i left my ANTEojos del sol en seattle
skalady999: y vestida para nadar..hahah
skalady999: oh man, well im talking about sun eyes
skalady999: not anti sun eyes
theHales2000: before sun eyes
theHales2000: actually.
skalady999: quit being such a smart ass haley god damnit, just for a few minutes
skalady999: :-) i love you

lostdoll84: when you lie, the baby jesus is killed
lostdoll84: and stuff

carlynism: nascar ruined my life.

dancepetunia: boo hoo
dancepetunia: no woo hoo

LOST1621: sometimes you give me a weird vibe like I need to check on you or something

MuchLoser: hey, you're brilliant.

ted kardos x: it just aint very posi up here, miss.

closeyourpeaking: fuck im hot!

sXeyouth208: im doing pretty good, more better than bad

thirtyseven67: i'm re-aliving myself
thirtyseven67: it's fun
thirtyseven67: i'm like jesus

i chew on ice: that's when our devious acts will be at there peek
i chew on ice: so i wish i could spell correctly
i chew on ice: that'd be kind of cool

HoldOnNothing: have a fun, safe, math filled weekend

nitemareB4xmas86: whats up lady
im tuFFlike tofu: nothing.. look. i havent been talking to you cause i have a really serious problem with you. you havent done anything to me or anything.. but its just really hard for me to talk to you or hang out with you. i really dont like your views on anything and your morals seem really shallow to me. i dont believe you stand for one single fucking thing youve ever clamed to have and that just makes me sick to my stomach. im not saying this out of anger or spite or because of anything recent. as you can tell, i've really triend to be a friend to you but it really hasnt worked. you're really not what you say you are and you have changed a lot. i think one of the biggest things tht gets me is the way you change to your surroundings. i dont like the way you steal because "its easy and you can" i dont like the way you treat friends and i dont like the way you shit talk. i dont like the way you try to hold up identities and then completely contradict them two weeks later... and i have big issues with the way you listen to music that you totally dont agree with. and if you think you do then you're lying to yourself and it makes me sad when people like you try to assosiate themselves with something so drastic from their lifestyle like you do. im sorry im telling you this online.. i know it seems really shitty, but i really dont like talking to you and ive just been trying to avoid you lately. im not trying tostart anything at all, so please, please dont think that. you know im not that kind of person. if anything im just trying to end things. im a very civil person you know that, and im not going to ever say anything to you again if youd like. but please, please dont you ever fucking try to relate with anarcy, feminism, activism or anything you think you stand for or maybe some band you say you listen to stands for before you SERIOUSLY reevaluate your lifestyle.

closeyourpeaking: thinking talks alot out of me
closeyourpeaking: and its late so it taked more

NoLongerGage: will
NoLongerGage: you
NoLongerGage: beat
NoLongerGage: up
NoLongerGage: every
NoLongerGage: boy
NoLongerGage: on
NoLongerGage: earth
NoLongerGage: for
NoLongerGage: me
NoLongerGage signed off at 8:12:53 PM.

TheNKHRVYremix: oh haley,you are the twinkle in ma eye haley,u are the crinkle in ma pie haley

SundayDreamz: and I'd love to give it to you

SundayDreamz: rock the freak on.

SundayDreamz: mmmmhhhhhmmmm... I walk down the street and people are like falling over themselves trying to touch me. It's sick really, I have to like run or else I get raped by complete strangers.
SundayDreamz: they're all like orgasming in the middle of the street and there's nothing I can do.

SundayDreamz:

SundayDreamz: "hi, I'm a whore, masquerading as a model."

SundayDreamz: how do you spell that word? the hawaiian dance thing...? ya know, with the girls and the skirts, shakin their groove thangs?

SundayDreamz: yeah... Spider Man is not a good dancer
SundayDreamz: he looks like a busted Sunsation
SundayDreamz: tore up, from the floor up. B-u-s-t-e-d.

CarnieJoan: WHAMMY oooooohhh....
CarnieJoan signed off at 11:16:58 PM.

closeyourpeaking: youll never get married your a fucking womenizer

LeviGuy85: yeah when my dog died i got a new one and i had to teach it all the stuff my old dog knew....except i didnt teach it to eat its own crap this time

meinfullview: so why are you grounded dont change the subject
meinfullview: oh you came home high
meinfullview: haha or you came home gay ?

TheBLueSTarr: you try to save the earth, but the earth screws you into the ground

SkaLady999: sweet--last thing you bought: lunch at subway yesterday.
SkaLady999: i was there woo hoo

MuchLoser: i want to be a migrant worker

SkaLady999: wow haley your profile is shimmering

TheNKHRVYremix: shesPale2000

Shesxsoxpirate: webpage like whoa.

MuchLoser: do they sleep together, forming a giant sleepy kitty ball?
MuchLoser: deadly cuteness

AHMassmann: i'm big pimpin' like that

AHMassmann: i'm a slut but i'm not that easy.

theHales2000: are you straight edge too?
AmysGreenTiger: Nope.
AmysGreenTiger: I was....
AmysGreenTiger: But then I found the wonderful world of drugs

AmysGreenTiger: Um..I like....
AmysGreenTiger: Lotsa....
AmysGreenTiger: Everything

nettieZu: i found this man with a great name that i have to meet.
nettieZu: his name is Javier
nettieZu: we'll probably get married soon

Jonas489: hows the vagina business?

NKOEPPEN3:you should say you were in a hardcore drift and spun out/slammed into the curb side on
NKOEPPEN3: impress a few ricers

m u c h loser: bye<4
m u c h loser: haha
m u c h loser: <3
m u c h loser: that was a higher degree of a heart.

em0LLy: my life fucking sucks a taliban dick

m u c h loser: ha that question looks menacing. i just realized that. questions are scary looking without the question mark.
m u c h loser:look:
m u c h loser: what the fuck are you doing?
m u c h loser: and
m u c h loser: what the fuck are you doing
m u c h loser: the second one seems hopeless, desperate
m u c h loser: almost like the one asking it didn't even have time to put a question mark there.

ahmassmann: is florida africa?

hellsangel7401: I've been reading random music quotes on your site for 10 mins. and... there are still more... you have too much free time on your hands.

TheNKHRVYremix: fuck women
TheNKHRVYremix signed off at 2:20:23 PM.

bytemeash: haley is the coolest girl i've never met.

hellsangel7401: quick, you pretend you're ashley, and I'll pretend I'm me. and then I'll say something wickedly witty and you'll go "whoa tiger"

lostdoll84: its funny too b/c no one likes him
lostdoll84: i dont know how he finds out about parties
lostdoll84: theres always one person like that in every group, you just have to hope its not you
lostdoll84: if you look around and cant find the person, youd better leave

JosieAppleShampo: haley put up a quote from me
JosieAppleShampo:the one where grayson was ohh come fix my top... and then she was like no i want you to touch my b0obs... and then i ran away and then i ran back cause i liked it and i made her touch my boobs and caitlin came in and was like you guys are sick... wait i wanna join in in then ellen came in and started yelling and we were all touching each others boobs

AHMassmann:you should like. have twins for your firstborn. and a c-section. and have all the epidermal drugs happen to run out the day you go into labor.
AHMassmann: and then give me those kids.
AHMassmann: that's how cool i am.

why you shouldn't take pictures of your private parts.

D F F Desire: like my igloo boxers?

Hitman306: since you seem to be the ladies....um well...lady

J. Edgar Hoover once said:
"I regret to say that we of the Federal Bureau of Investigation are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce."

A Wise Bear once said:
"she's the kind of girl that makes me want to run miles everyday so i can be in shape and read big thick books so i can have big thick ideas."
Thank you, Wise Bear, for your great wisdom.

Haley's mom once said:
"Don't be a lesbian."
Oops.

A Cool Girl, whose name I don't remember, once said:
"Boys aren't that tough. I don't know any boys who can bleed for a week and still live. Now that's tough--girls are tough."
Too true, Cool Girl, too true.

A National Merit Finalist once said:
"ps. i quite like having you feel like an ass.... it is a delightful turn of events."
The National Merit Finalist is a spiteful kid.

Sam once said:
"Haley comes to school with two girls kissing on her shirt and I get shit for rubbing Thom's nipple?"
I suppose the world is an unfair place.

A Nezzosaurus once said:
"WELL, FUCK YOU, NYU! i want MY HALEY BACK!"

days left in florida for haley.

holla at me if you have a better idea for a countdown, now that we suckas are all graduated.

IM me!