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Presenting... THE Third Block Section...
A collection devoted to the many hilarious goings-on of Mr. Staller's AP European History class.

Mr. Staller asked, in the context of the lifestyles of ancient peoples:
"What's wrong with bread?"
To which Serena "Yay Cheerleading!" Khorsandian replied:
"It has carbs!!"

Then Mr. Staller asked:
"Do you know what 'rape' means?"
Serena:
"Unwillingly, sex!"

Mr. Staller, teaching (kind of):
"She was very proud of her breasts."
Elizabeth "I'm as Smart as You!!!" Ganley:
"Aww, well that's nice."

On the subject of drawing and quartering as a form of medieval punishment, Elizabeth again:
"There's no need for that!"

Mr. Staller alone, sort of teaching again:
"Often superfluous nipples would not lactate."

Just. Serena:
"It's just like the flu except... then you die."
I forget what disease she was talking about.

Ashley "Constant Random Interruptions" Panaggio:
"What is M-O-N-I-E-S, Mr. Staller?"
Staller:
"You mean the plural of money?"

Mr. Staller, commenting on someone's artistic interpretation of The Last Supper:
"What is that, Jesus and the twelve lollipops?"
Turns out it was Ashley's. Ha.

Staller:
"I think there were ladies who dated professionally."

Panaggio:
"Pizza, or... sex?? What are we talking about?"

Ben "Dude, I'm Serious, Dude!" Branoff:
"Ok... Sex!"

Staller:
"That will rupture more hymens than anything."

Staller:
"That makes me sad. We can't get together until Tuesday."

Liz:
"Does it turn your mouth grape?"

Staller, on the Alaskan national parks:
"To hell with the elk -- drill!"

Sam and Stuart, put together:
"Backs to the wall when the revolution comes, balls to the wall on the highway."

Staller, on how to attract young men to his cause of taking over Montana:
"Just set up four kegs of beer and some inflatable dolls."

Staller, on the law of diminishing marginal utility as demonstrated by Walgreens, Co.'s product placement techniques:
"The hope is that you've brought the kids with you to get the birth control pills."

I asked what viscus  meant, and Staller didn't readily know (for once)...
Sam:
"You can go to dictionary.com, Mr. Staller."
Staller:
"That's quite alright, I have dictionary dot book."

Ashely, oh, Ashley:
"Eat me, Sam!! Eat me!"
VERY loudly. Really.

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