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TIM: Can’t really think of anything I’ve done for them to say 'Get Tim Out'...
I’ve been completely faithful to my girlfriend, I’ve been completely honest in the Diary Room, I’ve reflected that out here... What’ve I done?
ALEX: So then you’ve got to think about what else it could be. And a lot of people aren’t too keen on people that are slightly well-spoken.
TIM: But Alex, Will Young won Pop Idol and he’s bloody the same as me
ALEX: I’m sorry if what I said is blunt but I'm just telling you what I think, what other reasons. Cos I don’t think you’ve done anything.
TIM: But Alex...
ALEX: Or it’s because you’ve said things about people they like in here. And I’ve done the same thing. Obviously Jonny’s got a big crowd out there, and I tell everybody I don’t like the idea of him urinating in the shower.
So I’m going to get it and all.
TIM: This is totally genuine Alex. I’m desperate to go this Friday... I’m gagging to go now, soon as possible. It is just desperate, and that tonight has obviously reinforced it. Gagging.
ALEX: You trying to influence me?
TIM: I wish I could, cos you can’t. It’s not a blunt reason for you, you can’t go in there and say 'Tim asked me to'. So you can't anyway
ALEX: No I can’t. But you can always...Punch me.
You gotta be joking. If you go, what the fuck am I suppose to do here?
TIM: Why - why don’t you think I am liked? Obviously given the choice I’d rather be liked, it’s not a major dilemma
ALEX: Yeah but all I can think of - you’ve done nothing - It could be little things like... having a handkerchief, that could be something as silly as that.
TIM: You think?
ALEX: Well, I don’t. It’s silly, but little things like that.
TIM: I've even got it on me now
ALEX: I know, I saw it again when you come out
TIM: Yeah. At the end of the day they all add up. If it’s like well-spoken a few hundred or thousand people are not going to like that, if it’s the hanky another few hundred... Maybe it’s just a whole load of little things
ALEX: It's just silly things, but it doesn’t mean don’t stop using your handkerchief or anything
TIM: Oh I wouldn't, I'm not going to change myself, no
ALEX: Of course not, of course not
TIM: (sighs) Yeah
ALEX: Or another thing – maybe it's because of, you've got hair like I have but the only difference is, when I put my hair gel on I go ‘droooooot’ (demonstrates), and you, you might have your little comb and you do that (demonstrates)
TIM: Well I have to, cos it’s such a mess
ALEX: Of course you have to. You've just got to think of anything like that
TIM: (sighs) Yeah, yeah, so very true
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