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Yo mamma Jokes
Here are some yo mamma jokes. if u have any other good ones E-mail me and ill add it here.
SO FAT...
Yo momma is so fat, she uses two monster trucks as rollerblades
Yo momma's so fat, Richard Simmons makes fun of her
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movies - as a big screen
Yo momma so fat they mistake her for a country
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
These were submitted by scott.thecottage@themail.co.uk (owner of Simpsons Club
yo mamma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gear!
yo mamma's so fat when she jump into the air, she gets stuck!
yo mamma's so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
SO STUPID....
Yo mamma's so stupid it took her 30 minutes to cook Minute Rice
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mamma's so stupid she stole a free cookie
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside and she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma so stupid when she saw a sign that said Wet Floor and she did
Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company
Yo momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
So UGLY....
YO momma so ugly that she enterd a most ugly contest and they said sorry no experts allowed
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror
Yo momma so ugly she make onions cry
THat's all 4 now.
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