* Quotes *

-"Oh please. Please, Babs. Spare us a dialog, Babs. I mean... we don't want you to burst a brain cell trying to form a sentence or anything. I can tell by the looks of those boobs that you've spent quite a bit of money on an enhancement. Too bad you couldn't buy a brain enhancement. Your boobs really are quite enormous. Uh, boy toy, could you hold this for me please? Thank you so much, you're a very good boy toy. Babs, you might never find yourself on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, but you know, maybe someday she could be the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Lord knows, by the look of that supply, if you could learn to just share a little, you could feed the world! Listen, you really don't belong in the ring, okay? I am going to find much pleasure in peeling the clothes off of your body in Armageddon's 4 Corner Evening Gown match."

-"Okay, listen, we got what? 1, 2, 3... boy toy, are you gonna put a skirt on and join us or what? Who is the 4th contender?" 

-"I feel most comfortable when the robe's off and the ding ding happens and I'm tangling up."

-"I can do anything the World Wrestling Federation expects of the women here--except I can do it better.

-"I'm never going to win a popularity contest with the fans. They don't know talent when they see it!"

-"Thank you, Steven. I have seen the light. Thanks to Steven Richards and the Right to Censor, I am - have been helped to realise what I have always known in my heart...that I am a woman, and I enjoy being a woman. But, ladies, we have been jaded! We have been led to believe that low-cut blouses, with breasts billowing out, is sexy! We have been led to believe that short, tight skirts that expose the mid-to-upper thigh is what men wanna see! Well that is *totally unacceptable!* REAL men - they wanna see real women. They want to know real women for the real beauty they truly possess inside - not on the outside. Look at the two of you! You've not only been stripped of your clothing, but you've been stripped of your pride! It's just not right, and you know what? I am here to speak up for all the women of America. The World Wrestling Federation has not been responsible enough in censoring such activities, so I, as a woman, am speaking up for all of you women out there, and I say NO MORE."

-"Excuse me, I have an annoucement. Now many of the superstars here at the World Wrestling Federation - they don't realise the incredible responsibility in being role models to it's viewers...the Hardyz and Lita being a perfect example. Jeff and Matt, the clothes that you wear, the colour of your hair, the company that you keep is not only disgracing you but it's a disgrace to all the people that look up to you. You are judged by the company that you keep - and the company you keep is CHEAP. Lita, the fact that you would even compete in a bra and panties competition makes my stomach sick. Your apparel is appalling. The tops of your underwear coming out of from the top of your pants - well, it sends the message that all women are just objects, and that cannot be tolerated! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! And your actions should and will be censored here tonight!"