Worst Films?
Updated as of September 14, 2003! I invite you to send
your worst films in to me for consideration.
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2 Fast 2 Furious- A dumb but very pretty film. Good only if you like ...fast cars, fast women, fast men... The men take off their shirts more than the women in this film do, but can't rescue it.
Biohazard - yet another film based on a video game. Gruesome without much of a story. Oh, lots of zombies....why is it that zombies walk so slowly, but they always catch up with the good guys?
The Age Of Innocence- Martin Scorsese's boring version of an Edith Wharton (I think)
novel. My friend and I were hoping something terrible would happen, like the heroine
falling down the stairs, just to liven this mess up. It starred Daniel Day Lewis,
Winona Ryder and Michelle Pfeiffer. Yawn city.
Boys-What a surprise, it's another Winona Ryder movie! Generally I like her, but
this movie just reeks. Lukas Haas finds her after a car accident and smuggles her
into his dorm room at his all boys school. He's about 17, she's older...they have
sex...now, I've told you that, there is NO reason to see this film. There isn't a plot beyond
what you read here.
Last of the Mohicans-This time it's Daniel Day Lewis, who stars as the quintessential
American hero, Hawkeye. For those of you who don't know, Day Lewis is British.
There are a lot of heaving chests and bosoms in this film, and not a heck of a lot
else. I had hysterics in the cinema laughing at it, much to the chagrin of my date! It
isn't supposed to be funny.
Addicted to Love-Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick star as two jilted lovers who vow
revenge on their former partners. Of course they end up together, but by the time
that happens you'll probably have gone to sleep. Yawn city.
Spawn-I don't remember who's in this, and frankly I don't care. This is a thoroughly
nasty movie with no redeeming features. See it at your own risk!
Hannibal-What a mess. Jodie Foster wisely signed off this tasteless and disgusting
mess. There's no mystery, there's no point. I liked knowing that Hannibal was loose
on the world...I didn't need to know what he's doing. My imagination was much better
than this film. Yuck.
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