MSTing - Everyday is a Winding Road>>I hitched a ride with a vending machine repair manCROW: His name was Vinny. He smoked cheap cigars. >>He says he's been down this road more than twice MIKE (as "Vinny"): Yup, I've been down this here road three times if I've been down it once. >>He was high on intellectualism SERVO: And we all know what that means, right? >>I've never been there but the brochure looks nice MIKE: Picturesque lakes and mountain streams. Sewers only leak once every three days...yeah, looks pretty good. >>Jump in, let's go CROW: But I'm not supposed to take rides from strangers. >>Lay back, enjoy the show SERVO: Are you kidding? MOSH PIT!!! *gets up and jumps across the theater* >>Everybody gets high, everybody gets low, CROW: See, you guys? More hidden messages! What she's really trying to say is "It's okay to get high, kids! Here, have some crack!" >>These are the days when anything goes SERVO: Except hard-core nudity. Although I'm okay with that. >>Everyday is a winding road MIKE: While in San Fransisco be sure to visit the Crookedest Street in the World. >>I get a little bit closer CROW: Or a little bit farther away, depending on your perspective. >>Everyday is a faded sign MIKE: A stop sign, ridled with bullet holes. >>I get a little bit closer to feeling fine SERVO: Feeling Fine. One of the lesser known Southern California amusement parks. >>He's got a daughter he calls Easter MIKE: And a two sons named Santa and Claus. >>She was born on a Tuesday night CROW: And this matters...because? >>I'm just wondering why I feel so all alone SERVO: Sheryl Crow committed suicide shortly after writing Everyday is a Winding Road, siting these lyrics in her death note. >>Jump in, let's go MIKE: Only if you have a Maverick! >>Lay back, enjoy the show CROW: Oooh, a lap dance! >>Everybody gets high, everybody gets low SERVO: ...on Pixie Stix! Sugar high!!! >>These are the days when anything goes MIKE: Except extreme violence. Darn kids... >>Everyday is a winding road CROW: But wouldn't you get closer faster if you took a straight road? >>Everyday is a faded sign SERVO: It reads "Do not back up. Severe tire damage." >>I get a little bit closer to feeling fine CROW: Why must they plague us with these musical interludes, Mike? >>I've been living in a sea of anarchy SERVO: I'm living in a sea of smiles! Hop in! >>I've been living on coffee and nicotine CROW: Mike! Mike! I learned something else! Smoke! >>I've been wondering if all the things I've seen SERVO: Well, were you living in a Disney cartoon? >>Everyday is a winding road CROW: Oh no, the chorus! I hate choruses, Mike! >>I get a little bit closer >>Everyday is a faded sign SERVO: It says "Pedestrian Xing." >>I get a little bit closer to feeling fine CROW: All right, let's see. Get high, hitchhike, name your kids after holidays, and smoke. I've learned so much!
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