MSTing - Sometimes>>You tell me you're in love with meCROW: And like the gullible fool you are, you believe me. >>That you can't take your pretty eyes away from me SERVO: o/^ Don't it make your brown eyes blue? o/^ >>It's not that I don't want to stay MIKE: It's just that I want to go. >>But everytime you come too close I move away >>SERVO: We're opposing magnetic forces. >>I wanna believe in everything that you say. CROW: She just loves agreeing with him... >>Because it sounds so good SERVO: I want to move to Tibet, really I do! >>But if you really want me, move it slow MIKE: When people move too fast she gets scared and hides under the table. >>There's things about me you just have to know SERVO: I'm a hermaphroditic Satan worshipper. >>Sometimes I run CROW: Sometimes I jog. >>Sometimes I hide MIKE: She's afraid of clowns. >>Sometimes I'm scared of you SERVO: But only when you dress up like a clown. >>But all I really want is to hold you tight CROW: Squeeze out your pancreas... >>Treat you right SERVO: Stuff your pancreas back in... >>Be with you day and night MIKE: And occasionally in the mid-afternoon. >>Baby all I need is time SERVO: Call me back when pigs fly. >>I don't wanna be so shy, uh-uh MIKE: What? Is she burping? >>Everytime that I'm alone I wonder why MIKE: Why do they combine shampoo and conditioner into one hair product. >>Hope that you will wait for me CROW: My mom won't let me date 'til I'm 30. >>You see that you're the only one for me SERVO: Well, you and Brad Pitt. >>I wanna believe in everything that you say CROW: Giant mutant alligators will take over the world in the 21st century. Believe that! >>Because it sounds so good MIKE: Mutant alligators are so cute! >>But if you really want me, move it slow >>There's things about me you just have to know SERVO: In a past life I was Marilyn Monroe. >>Sometimes I run CROW: Sometimes I speed walk. >>Sometimes I hide SERVO: Do my implants scare you? >>Sometimes I'm scared of you MIKE: And sometimes I'm scared of your implants. >>But all I really want is to hold you tight CROW: Whoops, there goes that pancreas again... >>Treat you right SERVO: I'll only slap you around a little bit. >>Be with you day and night MIKE: And sometimes right after lunch. >>All I really want is to hold you tight CROW: Huh? What...didn't we just hear this? What happened? >>Treat you right SERVO: *sigh* I think I'll just wait this part out. >>Be with you day and night >>Baby all I need is time >>Just hang around and you'll see SERVO: Eventally, I'll strip for you...just give me a minute. >>There's no one who'll ever be CROW: No one will ever be the perfect man-goat. >>If you love me trust in me >>The way that I trust in you MIKE: Meaning, don't trust in you? >>Oh, yeah SERVO: This is the most torture we've ever been through, guys...I can't take it! >>Sometimes I run (Sometimes) CROW: Sometimes I stroll. >>Sometimes I hide MIKE: I'm in one of these boxes, find me! >>Sometimes I'm scared of you CROW: I'm afraid you'll listen to this song and kill yourself. >>But all I really want is to hold you tight (hold ya tight) SERVO: Stop it! Stop echoing! It's not right! *sobbing* >>Treat you right MIKE: Crow, I'm gonna take care of Tom. Can you ride this one out alone? >>Be with you day and night (day and night) CROW: I'll chain you to the wall and make you do my bidding. >>Sometimes I run CROW: Sometimes I frolic. >>Sometimes I hide (Sometimes) CROW: Although there's no barricades in the warzone of my heart. >>Sometimes I'm scared of you CROW: Attack of the Killer Lipliner! >>But all I really want is to hold you tight CROW: Whoops, there goes a spleen. >>Treat you right CROW: Shoot painballs at your skull... >>Be with you day and night (day and night) CROW: Day and night squared? >>All I really want is to hold you tight CROW: A liver! You're just squeezing out all them body parts! >>Treat you right CROW: Um, uh, I just don't know anymore! Guys, wait for me! (exits) >>Be with you day and night **5, 4, 3, 2, 1, dog bone** (Crow is standing next to a computer. Servo is hooked up to the computer with several wires. Mike enters.) CROW: Hey, Mike, check this out! **COMMERCIAL SIGN**
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