Yes.. I should be Dragu Slaved to ashes!! I should have to take a math class taught by Gourry and be expected to ace tests! I should have to brush Zelgadiss's wire-like hair into pigtails!! I should have to be idolized and followed around by Amelia as at Goddess-wisdom standards!! I.. I should have to try to interview Xelloss with many questions and I should have to take Nahga to a comedy club and try to count how many Vrumuguns there are and to dress up like a cute guy and wear Zangulus's hat to school and wear it to school claiming it to be the newest fashion and have everyone laugh at me and face Martina and and and there are a million other ways of punishment. BUT... no I am not gonna do any of these things because... well they couldn't do it to me anyway from their little 2D world. ^_^ Heh.. on with the apologies!!

To Sylphiel Nels Rada
Sylphiel, you are really a sweet persona. I mean, seriously! When I saw you I was like "Awww what a sweet girl! She seems nice." You're pretty, too, and you just have a whole "save the world and help others" thing going. That's great! I think that's really cool. It's just.. I'm sorry, I don't think you're right for your "Gourry-sama." I've always felt he should be with Lina, it just shows! But, with your personality, I'm sure any other guy is yours!

To Zelgadiss Greywords
Eh heh.. no offense to ya Zel if you really wanted Lina, WHICH I know you don't. I know you have more interest in different girls and Lina is just a friend. On the lighter side of this, I really don't mean to bash you on the main page with an X on your face and all but but.. well.. er.. you know. You are the coolest chimera I know!! That hasta count for something.

To Xelloss Metallium
XELLOSS!! You are SO COOL!! You are like, one of my favorite characters in Slayers NEXT and I'm really sorry I don't think you'd go well with Lina. You just umm.. it doesn't fit. ^_^; But on the lighter side... you know you are really cute actually you could probably get some other girl... like uh... I dunno, Filia I don't agree with either... Amelia no way she's supposed to be with Zel er... and why am I doing this folks? Sore wa himitsu desu!!

To Martina Zoana Mel Navritilova
Mwahahaha Martina you are my favorite character. You kick all ass and stuff, because you're kinda like me. Like too many guys, clumsy, eh... wait that's too much information already! ^.^; Anyway you shouldn't be with Gourry. He is like, supposed to be with Lina but I see another very handsome swordsmen in your future!! Mwaha... ^_~

To Volun,
YOU SICKO! GRrr you are a bisexual geek who needs a boot to the head!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! He'S.. a.. GUY!!! Grrr I have no apology for you. Lina oughta Dragu Slave you... it's really a shame that gay Seamonster didn't take you away and marry you sooooooo XP

Okay, that's it for apologies!! See, I'm a nice girl. Gooood A-Chan, right? Yes of course.. I hope this was at least humorous to you cause it wasn't to me. Well if any psychos thinking they're Sylphiel, Zelgadiss, etc. ever reads this, there's your apology. By the way... did I forget anyone? E-mail me at this address and tell me who I'm forgetting to apologize to! ^_^