DIVINE ORDER OF THE APOCHALOPHELITES

What is this man rambling about you ask? Well apochalophelism is the new order of an ancient god forgotten long ago through the ages. This order is based on not just scientific fact, but gastronomic fact! Only the most pure in faith can comprehend a being of such might! Now that I have you begging to know what this god represents, I will tell you..it is not old lands, it is not about ancient magickal ceremonies, no cats have to die in the name of this god! Apochalopheles is the divine creator of mexican food...baptized in salsa are we!!! We are dedicated to spreading the glorious word of apochalopheles no matter where we are! Of course no simple dualistic faith is complete without an anti element... and we are no different, TACO BELL is our arch fiend.. who, by capitolizing on the name of mexican food, have managed to draw away the masses that have not seen the glory and promises of our lord... DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!!!

FAQ'S

1. Are you fukking nuts!?.... No, this is not a cause dedicated to sanity.. this is our call, our cause is just and right...the order of our lord APOCHALOPHELES shall be spread no matter what the cost!

2. What the hell is APOCHALOPHELES?... APOCHALOPHELES is a god that represents the most holy of all mexican food, as opposed to the vile unholy filth that is force fed to us by the giant corporate arch fiend of taco bell...

3. What are the guidelines to salvation? Simple, give up and repent from your shamefull taco bell eating ways! Embrace the gifts given by our lord, carne asada, chile relleno and the like!

4. What if I can't get "carne asada"?... Then you are truly cursed...There may be no hope for you as your land has already been effected by the arch fiends of taco bell or their minions of McDonalds... beware cursed soul! Salvation shall come as we spread the word! Have faith in times of need!

5. What is this thing with taco bell? Taco bell is an corporate arch fiend dedicated to spreading inferior food and calling it mexican, these fiends must be stopped at all costs from corrupting our lands!!

6. How can I become a member of the order? simple... Renounce taco bell and join us in our cause, for we are just in our fight! Our god shall guide us! holy war!!!

7. What about my god? do I have to give up my own god for yours?.. No, that is not a problem, we realize our lord works under many different names, so long as the blasphemic consumption of taco bell does not take place!

8. How does one join?... Rather simply, just email the address below and tell me why you are just in your cause to support us...

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