From: “Beyond The Sea”
WILLIAM SCULLY (regarding the Christmas tree): Are you going to leave this up all year?
SCULLY: Yup, All year. Since you always made us take the Christmas tree down the day after Christmas, I’m making up for lost time.
WILLIAM SCULLY: If your idea of a good time is picking up dried pine needles, treat yourself.
MARGARET SCULLY: As if he’s the authority on having a good time.
*****
SCULLY: Last time you were that engrossed, it turned out you were reading the Adult Video News.
MULDER: I didn’t think you’d be in today. How are you, Dana?
SCULLY: Dana?. I’m fine, thank you.
*****
MULDER: He (Boggs) claims to have obtained this information through psychic transmission.
SCULLY: Mulder, do I detect a hint of skepticism?
MULDER: Perhaps.
*****
BOGGS: Mr Boggs must be made redemptive for his transgressions.
MULDER: That’s exactly what the state of North Carolina intends to do next week.
*****
SCULLY: Did Boggs confess?
MULDER: No, no, just five hours of Boggs’ channeling. After three hours I asked him to summon up the soul of Jimi Hendrix and requested “All along the Watchtower”. You know the guy’s been dead for twenty years and he still hasn’t lost his edge.
*****
MULDER: What you’re saying is that you didn’t want to go on record admitting that you really believed in Boggs! The bureau would expect something like that from “Spooky” Mulder, but not Dana Scully.
*****
SCULLY: You set us up. You're in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now, no one will be able to stop me from being the one that will throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!
From: “Genderbender”
SCULLY: Well, we’re 30 floors up, no other means of egress. Did the medical examiner establish a cause of death.
HORTON: Guy blew an artery. Must have been some roll in the hay.
*****
SCULLY: The chemicals animals secrete? You mean, sexual attractants?
MULDER: Radar love.
*****
SCULLY: Well, there’s still a question as to whether humans can produce pheromones. So how can that be?
MULDER: I don’t know. But if it’s true, then this guy is a walking aphrodisiac. He’s the ultimate sex magnet.
SCULLY: He or she? You’ve got victims of both sexes. Both a man and a woman on the hotel security monitor.
MULDER: I know. That is a puzzle.
SCULLY: So, what is our profile of the killer? Intermediate height, weight, sex. Unarmed but extremely attractive.
*****
MULDER: The Kindred are known for there handmade stoneware pottery. They mine the clay themselves in the local hills.
SCULLY: What’s so weird about that?
MULDER: The white clay in those hills is particular to that region. It’s also the same substance I scraped out of the scratches on the latest victim’s sides.
SCULLY: Well, wait a minute. Aren’t these people famous for there abstinence and their pure Christian ways?
MULDER: Yes, but it looks as if one of them may have forgotten to clean under his fingernails.
*****
SCULLY: There's something up there, Mulder.
MULDER: Oh, I've been saying that for years.
*****
MULDER: Oh, for a 4-wheel drive. Looks like a mile walk.
SCULLY: After you.
MULDER:Now... this... that’s west.
SCULLY: What does the map say?
MULDER (annoyed): That we should be there already.
*****
MULDER: The Addams family finds religion.
SCULLY: Take me back to the 20th Century.
*****
MULDER: Maybe they went to the movies. Do you hear that?
SCULLY: Uh-huh.
*****
SCULLY: Changing sexes?
MULDER: That would explain the hotel security video.
SCULLY: So you’re saying these people....
MULDER: I know what I saw Scully, and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger.
*****
SCULLY: Well I can’t rule out the possibility that who we’re looking for is a transvestite.
MULDER: I think Don Juan in there knows the difference between the male and female of the species.
MULDER: No earthly means of transportation.
From: “Lazarus”
SCULLY: One week before the first robbery at Annapolis Savings and Loan. The 65 year old female teller was pistol-whipped. Died from a massive subdural hemorrhage all because she didn’t put the money in the bag fast enough.
MULDER: Lovely Couple.
*****
MULDER: How well do you know him?
SCULLY: We dated... for almost a year. He was my instructor at the academy.
MULDER: The plot thickens.
*****
SCULLY: That’s Lula’s brother.
AGENT BRUSKIN: Well, there’s not a lot of family resemblance left between the rats and the .45 he took in the face.
*****
AGENT BRUSKIN: .... Mulder says he’s got something to say.
AGENT WESTIN: What? An alien virus or new information on the Kennedy assassination.
From: “Young At Heart”
SCULLY: I still don’t get it. What does this have to do with us?
MULDER: Robbing a jewelry store is a federal offense.
SCULLY: Thank you.
*****
AGENT HENDERSON: This guy a friend of yours?
MULDER: Yeah, I play golf with him every Sunday. What do you think?
AGENT HENDERSON: You just brought this in ten minutes ago.
MULDER: You’re slipping, Henderson.
AGENT HENDERSON: Ten minutes may be enough time for you, Mulder. Of course, I wouldn’t know that from personal experience.
*****
MULDER: Could it have been traced over an old note of Barnett’s?
AGENT HENDERSON: Could be, but it’s a damn good job if it is.
MULDER: Thanks Henderson, I owe you one.
AGENT HENDERSON: Promises, promises.
*****
SCULLY: What are you going to do?
MULDER: I know what I’m not going to do. I’m not going to hang around and wait for Barnett to send me another valentine.
SCULLY: You mean the ghost of John Barnett.
MULDER: I didn't know you believed in ghosts, Scully.
*****
MULDER (on phone): Reggie, it’s Mulder.
REGGIE PURDUE: Mulder, what do you want? It’s the middle of the night.
MULDER: It’s only 10:45, old man.
REGGIE PURDUE: Yeah, well..... I was sleeping.
*****
MULDER: How are you feeling?
SCULLY: It’s the first time I've ever played the target.
MULDER: Let’s make sure it’s not the last time.
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