9-25-00
Your Mister Happy page kicks total ass! I thought the stories were very
entertaining and yes I believed them.
I know how you feel with all the psychos in your past. If you wanna see some
psychos, check out my page at http://www.niteofthelivingdrunk.com and see
what Hell my life holds. I'm not spamming or anything, just a suggestion.
Later!
P.S.: Keep up the good work!
Ian T.
Thanks! I'll try as hard as my apathy will allow.
Hi
I LOVED your page (Especially the christian part) I am also an anti-christion
(only the bad and evil ones) person. But you see you have the real advantage
in that I have to go to church because my mom forces me luckily not that
often. Plus, the town I live in is more than 85% Cathlic. I would have liked
to read more of your page but the background along with the text color gave
me a headache. Anyway keep up the good work! I apologize for the spelling
in this E-mail but spell check annoys the hell out of me.
~Erin~
"I would rather be dead than Republican"
~Me!~
Well, the town I live in has a HUGE Moron community, but you're right, I am lucky not to have a mother forcing me to attend church. Instead I deal with constant prejudice leveled against me for being "pagan," and all that that entails. But yes, I'm lucky.
Thank you, though for writing, and for the praise, and I too would rather be dead than Republican, at least by U.S. Party definitions.
4-5-00
Brilliant people are a total and complete rarity, especially on the web. I commend you for not only having the testicular fortitute (hee, hee) to say some of the things you've said, but also for backing them up intelligently. Half of me is writing this to applaud you, and the other half is to ask your permission for a link partnership. I'd love to get the word out on this page. Once again, great work, and I advise you to keep churning this stuff out.
~*~Dorothea G. DeLuitzo~*~
~*~editor of ANTI magazine~*~
~*~webmistress of ANTI.com~*~
Thanks! I think ANTI.com is pretty keen too.
11-16-99
The next time one of these God freaks comes up to your door early in the
morning, smile politely hit him in the throat, kick him in the nuts, throw
him in to the concrete head first, take his wallet, light up a smoke and go
back to sleep. Then wake up find were he lives kick open his door take a no.
2 pencil stab him and his family in the throat 18 times each and light the
place on fire.....or maybe thats just me? -- Psyco10298@aol.com
Well, it's a tad extreme, but you hit the emotive quality of it on the head. I don't smoke though.
10-27-99
hi
i think your page is graet but change the other psycos page
it doesnt make that much sense
if you want to e-mail me my address is
xclairex@hotmail.com
claire
x x x x x
Thanks, Claire. The other psychos page is for readers like you. If you have a psycho you need to rant about, send a letter and I'll put it in. Not everyone is as eloquent a writer as you or I though.
3-6-99
Hi I was just going around the net applying for awards and clicking link to link over and over and I
made it to your site. Truthfully, I saw the skull background and thought it was going to be a site
by some kid trying to promote his band or something like that. Anyways I just wandered here and
there on your site and I think it's awesome! I'm a non-practicing Catholic and I was reading a lot
of what you said and I totally agree. The site's really well done, keeps you interested and
entertained. I really liked your Likes page too. I rarely see really well done personal home pages
and yours is definitely creme de la creme (I think thats right I'm not sure). Anyways just thought
I'd drop a line. Later.
-Danny Reynes
orskasmik@columbus.crosswinds.net
http://welcome.to/projectyj
Thanks, Danny!
9-26-99
Evening...
I just ran across your page (from the SKULL HEAVEN webring). Self-
Expression - about something that everyone experiences every 0.25
seconds of their lives. What a radical idea. Of course, people that
would claim to say your page sucks are just not capable enough to
articulate what profound idea they truly want to express. "Your page
sucks", of course, really translates into "I hate your page. You are
right - and you have more balls than me - to express it shamelessly,
and that pisses me off". But I guess "Your page sucks" is quicker to
type. I think this is also true of the many hypocrites out there who
scream about free speech, and then bitch when they type in
whitehouse.com, and see pictures of women they could only hope to see
in the centerfold hidden (from their wives/husbands)under their
pillow. Of course the list goes on - self-righteous 'Christians' who
advocate morality are merely sugarcoating their message of "You don't
agree with me, which pisses me off, and I will stop at nothing to
slander your name and family in your community - or to the gates of
hell if it really exists". People that don't express anger are the
ones I worry about - those are the ones who do the sneaky I'M-GOING-
TO-MAKE-YOUR-LIFE-FALL-APART-AND-YOU'LL-NEVER-SEE-IT-COMING
psychological games people. Or, they just arm themselves and kill a
crowd of people in the same of some imaginary saint (aren't they
all?).
Well, I could go on, but I have a feeling I'll get some angry mail
enough, so I'll go for now. Have a pleasant and expressionful night! -- TERRORIST_X@goplay.com
Well, you won't be getting any angry mail from me...
5-10-99
I reckon that you've got a lot of balls to put up a site dedicated to
all the stuff that pisses you off, fearing (ha!) the wrath of others
that are so small minded that they can't see there's two sides to every
issue.
You surely picked some issues close to home for lots of people, religion
(okay, I'm a christian, and if you're interested I could go into what
that actually means for me, but let's simply say that I probably fit
into your criteria for a "good and decent" christian)
Mormons etc in the stereotypical piss me off, but I also have mormonic
(haha) friends whose beliefs aren't shoved down my throat, so I like
them
I listen to heavy metal - a genre of music usually branded as "satanic"
music - often rightfully - but usually, as with most commonly held
beliefs, is a crock of shit.
The above two combined (christian and heavy metal fan) is a description
of many of my friends.
Christian people (that I associate with) don't judge people (that sounds
so lame, but how would you like it if someone condemmed you straight off
for just saying fuck once a month) and aren't afraid to be themselves. I
think that's possibly because they know that it makes no difference what
they do in this life, they should at least be having a good time, not
worrying (excessively) about fashion and fitting in. Whether that's
because of belief in the afterlife or whatever is so open to debate it's
not funny.
Heavy Metal fans believe in expressing your true feelings (heard a
mainstream song that wasn't about "making love to you all night long" or
"how fucking sweeet my life is, nothing ever goes wrong" lately?). The
world is fucked, shit does happen to good and bad people and it's not
punishment for anything, it's just the way the world is...
I don't have a personal problem with christmas, because I do my very
best to avoid all the sales and bullshit commercialism that goes with
it... I DO have a problem with that commercial bollocks, same with
easter etc
I'm lucky enough not to have dealt with anything vaguely in comparison
to your psycho encounter... so I can't compare/imagine
Basically, keep up the good work, it's takes a lot of balls (the
internet is _supposedly_ free speech but!) and keep hanging shit on
assholes who haven't got the bollocks to leave email addresses when they
personally attack you, I've had some and my site contains nothing (I
thought) that would piss people off that much!
Thanks for reading all of this bollocks,
Rock on,
Paul -- paul_tendrils@geocities.com
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Thanks Paul!
2-20-99
Éric Roy wrote:
thank you man, i appreciate it all
i did a search for "wonder man" on hotbot,
he's my favorite super-hero
and i landed on the SWAT page
then im not sure how but
by surfin on, i landed on yours
at "why marvel comics suck"
i must say i strongly agree with you
((Thank you. I used to love Marvel comics so much))
i think its so saddening and frustrating
when artists leave a book
i think its why books get canceled
here are a few of my favorites who got the axe:
Wonder Man, Quasar, Sleepwalker, Nomad, Excalibur
((All good books I forgot to mention. Now Alpha Flight's gone too))
and i liked the Scarlet Spider
i think he was like an early years spidey
i think he was cool
his costume was less commercial
how great he was against venom
as for Nightcrawler (my second favorite),
he is not too well-treated in the new X-Men
((Kitty Pryde and Magik are my favorites, and speaking of bad treatment in X-Men, where's Lockheed? I haven't seen him...))
my website is not how i want it anymore
its pretty lame and empty
its in a real need of creative re-work
and of being correctly registered in
search engines
i made it when i first learned html
i was on a frenzy and got carried away
but will the linking offer still
be on once ive fixed it?
(i will gladly link yours)
((Yea, just let me know when it's ready, and tell me where to go to see it -- Mister Happy))
Date:
Mon, 04 Jan 1999 04:23:16 -0600
From:
Mary Brandsen Add to Address Book
Subject:
Fresh from the locker of Davey Jones..
To:
toresistdaveisfutile@mailcity.com
Hey, your site rules! I really liked the anti- Christmas page.
Christmas
sucks, and I'm glad it's over. New years is no stroll in the park
either. In
fact, most holidays suck, with the exceptoin of 4th of July and the
first day
of winter. Winter rules. I have two feet of snow here in Michigan right
now,
and it's like six degrees outside.
I would like to see more thourough but, if need be, less
frequent updates in
the Pit. And would it kill you to put up a new "daily" rant once in a
while.
Other than that, keep up the good work.
.........ScaryPirate.........
scarypirate@hotmail.com
Mary, you're absolutely right. the Pit DOES need more tender affection, and more nice, thorough updates. However, even I sometimes have more on my plate than I like, and, unfortunately, when this occurs my webpages tend to suffer. As it is, believe it or not, I'm actually growing too content, and find myself having less to complain about more and more everyday. I think I might be becoming one of the Cute and Fuzzy Bunnies...ok, I'm full of it.
More people have to piss me off on a daily basis in order to fuel the daily rants, though. Although with this renovation, there should be quite a bit added to the rants.
1-18-99
From a "Calvin and Hobbes" strip. Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: I'm making a list of all the things that annoy me. Hobbes: Hmm, how about "excessively negative people"? Calvin: Hey, yeah, that's a good one! (pause) Calvin: Hey! If you think that you see a hidden meaning there, don't stop and put your blinders on.
On reading mr. Smoot's message, I have to say it was at least a clever choice of cartoon. However, I have quite a few rebuttals:
Oh well, people will never learn, I guess.
1-21-99
I stumbled upon your page and have to ask myself,
could you BE more of a looser?
Well, Pat, only if I were as poor a speller as you.
What right do your inlaws have to critisize anyone, let alone their own
daughter! How can anyone be so hurtful and unfeeling! Are'nt they
sensitive to their daughter's feelings? I don't think scum like them should
even be allowed to roam this earth! How dare they!!!!!!!!!! I'm so angry
at them, I cant even put it into words! Don't they even care about their
grandson? I think mud-sucking scum like them should go to hell.
From: Russell Handy .
Well, this is a recent reply I received which garnered quite an emotional response to the section on my inlaws. I thank him for his empathy and agree with much he has to say. As for what to do about them? They should still get to roam the earth, I'd rather my wife and I be the winners by being the better, more mature part of the equation, that way, until they become more human, her folks will just keep making themselves look bad to everybody else.
Thanks for writing, Russell.
I couldn't help but write my disagreement with your site. It's obvious you
follow Marvel to some extent or you wouldn't be able to write so much about
it's flaws. If you hate Marvel so much why waste time making a website about
it?
One of your sections is called "Marvel Kills Quality Comics". Well if it
wasn't for Marvel those "quality" comics would never have existed.
I've listed a few things I disagree with on your site.
First off X-Factor isn't cancelled for good just until this Mutant X thing
gets over. I kinda like the Mutant X thing anyways. It shows what the marvel
universe could have been like.
AOA was meant to be cancelled from the start. It was just a story arc. They
could have made an ongoing book about it using different characters but they
didn't. If they would have kept all the AOA books they would have to double
the writers and artists working for them or get rid of there regular books for
good (which would have sucked royal).
Are you the offical spokesman for comic fans? How do you know who's the fans
favorite characters. I personaly think that the characters you listed in your
"Marvel Kills Frivolously" section should have been killed. I didn't hate them
but there deaths helped with the story. The death of a character (expecially
one you like) can make for a good story or end of a story. It's very
emotional. Take Old Yeller for example.
For god sakes. How do you expect Marvel to keep a writer or artist to stay
when they want to leave. Marvel can't fraggin afford to pay them more (Mavel's
very bankrupt). Also, I think Nicieza was one of the best writers Marvel had.
His stories had some of the best action and plot twists in Marvel history. I
happen to like cable (or at least I liked him when Nicieza wrote him).
Your obviously one of those folks who are stuck in the past. Even I don't
like a lot of Marvels changes but I don't go ranting about them. You have to
concentrate on whats here and not whats gone. Feel free to make counter
arguments on what I've wrote.
DMAN0@aol.com
Well, kids, I've already written this fun guy back and pointed out all the errors in his thinking and how wrong it is for him to think everyone should think his way and spend their time the way he thinks they should. But if any of you loyal readers would care to write him and share your opinions with him, feel free, his email's above. peace.
hello Happy man
I am Chaos Theory...
I have decided to mail you to say that I fuckin love your articles...
They're funny...in a sad...angry sort of way...
and I agree with much of what you say....
Pierced people look like animals..
and people who smile too much are plotting something....
*Jason The Evil*
This was a piece of praise for my columns with Aardvark magazine. If you haven't read it yet, do so. The link's on the main and links pages, go get 'em.
Hey man, this is Snowblind.
I just read your story about Shelley. It was... interesting. I don't
know why I'm writing this e-mail to you, I was just compelled. I... this
story reminded me of Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, a series I hope you
read so you understand what I'm saying. Crap man, that story was insane!
Thanks for sharing, I'm glad I got a chance to read that.
Since there's no point to this I'll stop wasting your time.
-Snowblind
Snowblind is cool. He runs the Amateur Comics page, check it out. You can find it in my links somewhere.
hey :-)
found your page looking for alanis-hating pages. i felt an immediate
and amazing kinship with you; the kind that comes from liking and hating
all the same things and having the same tastes and anti-bible-thumper
sentiments. play any good rpgs lately? The computer/console kind, or the
actual human interaction kind? hear the new murmurs remix album? what
are your thoughts on lemon meringue?
sorry, it's not every day I find someone so eerily like me... in
fact I don't think I ever have!!! I even hate my in-laws with a passion
you could not even begin to imagine.
oh, and I'm not a japanese woman, but I'm half filipino, supposedly
I look japanese... oh dear I'll get off the ramble train before it takes
me somewhere dangerous...
write back! email makes me feel so special :-)
~Gabby~
Gabby's kinda neat too. She won't give me her webpage url though, so I don't know how to let y'all see how neat she is.
hey moron you forgot about mark waid the dude that made captin america
popular. how about the weak attepmet my marvel to make some sort of
vertigo titles that was a good laugh. anther good book they cancelled
was warlock it kicked ass. i aree with aoa i loved that and can't rember
a good x story line since. please what ever you do don't start them with
illyean
I don't know whether he liked or disliked the Official Marvel Comics Sucks Homepage, but I hope comics aren't his only source of literary enjoyment. I also hope he found his dictionary and "shift" button after he emailed me.
I am Gamourge, Master of Word, and travelor of many worlds.\
I appluad you for having a brain unlike most of the
unfortunate fools in this world. (I can't speel. Sorry.
:P)Um..ahem.. at any rate I'm adding you to my e-mail list
because I live in Clarksville Tennessee where there aren't
many intelligent people to talk to. Please visit my web page
at:
(NOTE: You have to type it EXACTLY as it is above or you
won't get there. :P Xoom.com is very picky when it comes to
addresses.)
Thank you for your time,
Gamourge
You're welcome.
--George B.