Zimmers Hole

Should thee blunder, thou shall suffer an eternity of humiliation in song for thine arrogance and stupidity;

II:

Thou shalt embrace the flame, for it is the creator, and the destroyer, and the cooker of weiners;

III:

Thou shalt wear dark clothing, especially, big, tall, black, leather boots;

IV:

Thou shalt break the crust that inprisons the rectally retentive;

Beware the changeling Glo-God for it is the true weakness of will;

VI:

Thou shalt ignite that which burns;

VII:

Thou shalt suck it, suck it up, suck it the fukc up, you fuck;

VIII:

Thou shalt not take the name of Bob Barker, "the true shirtless aerosol cheezus crust" in vain;

IX:

Thou shalt stand and accept it;

Thou shalt swill ale from a bullet proof cup;

XI:

Thou shall revel in the flesh and consume the feast that is life before the great flash-pot of Armageddon.

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