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WONDERFUL TONIGHT It’s Late in the Evening, I rip off the clothes you wear, I rub off your make up, With my bush of Pubic Hair, And then I ask you, Does it taste all right? And you say yes, it tastes wonderful tonight. There was a party, And it was in my pants, You were invited, Just for a short glance, But now I ask you, does it look, all right, And you say yes, it looks wonderful tonight I feel wonderful, Because you just, sucked me dry And the wonder of it all It that you just don’t realize I just creamed on you It’s time to ditch you now I’m just one tired mister But Before I pay you I must bone your older sister I must first tell you As I run into the night I say Darling You sucked wonderful tonight We were on the bed necking I only lasted 30 seconds And then I ask you, Does it feel all right? And you say yes, it feels wonderful tonight. I feel wonderful, Because you just, sucked me dry And the wonder of it all It that you just don’t realize I just creamed on you UPGRADED When I get all alone I’m gonna hit the computer on Girl chat rooms here I come Ever since you’ve been online I’ve been looking to find A way to get into you’re A-Drive Couldn’t we do that cyber sex again Why do you need a real boyfriend? I got all that you need right here baby Every night on our MSN Flirting all night; taking the risk Wondering why you haven’t hit it right on to my floppy disk Girls’ upgraded but I feel alright Macking her on the net tonight I can’t pretend when a type it and send that you’re not my real girlfriend ‘Cause I like the way you’re rockin my house I wanna double click your mouse At the end of the night when I make you feel right You’ll be logging on off with me Yeah you know you got it And you know I want it I’ll dail up your modem anytime (at the fastest connection) I don’t know why you picked me But I’m happy cause you’re the best at making my keyboard all sticky Couldn’t we do that cyber sex again Why do you need a real boyfriend? I got all that you need right here baby Every night on our MSN Flirting all night; taking the risk Come on girl, you gotta hit it Get onto my floppy disk CHORUS X3 NO MORE Pump baby, Pump baby Check it out Baby, relax, on your knees and chill (yeah) Just give me my money And I will show what is real Customers in town say I’m a pimped out what’s that all about? Who is the new guy you have been seeking out? From a mourner And to the corner Maybe you just can’t do If I didn’t boot for you? Now the love is gone Backhand to your head, and the pussy with my glove on 1 – Does he have a feather in his hat? Does he drive an ’80 Cadillac? Does he give to you from the back? Did you let get down an whack? Now he cruising in his fur coat And he’s thinking that he got the most I thought the finally chapter that we wrote Till I saw you with another man 2 - No more ghetto nights No more hooker fights No more VIP's No more back seat sh*t Your no longer my main Ho Repeat 2 I saw you in my wallet and I snapped With the bills and the cards and my crack in a stack but when you left me, I knew you would be back That pimp ain’t no Mack Cause I see you try-na play me wack But when the brother called you on your cell Did you refuse, No Gonne Escape that Hell So let me get the keys to my Ford, get on board Your now my Whore, let kick it Phat, babe Repeat 1 Repeat 2 (4x) OUTBACK Last summer we sent them Sixteen to Borneo Soon after it became our; favorite show Call it impulsive, call it obsession, a perfect ten Finally I have a reason to live again But no more Tagi, no more Pagong, no more lies Theres no more fat, naked guys So now we’re in the Outback – it’s a new game Too bad Jeff Probst is still the same I’m thinking Chorus Australia’s good, but I want Colleen back Well again, Australia’s good, but I want Colleen back Well the cast looks fun Deb is marrying her own step son Kimmi loves sex, and that’s why I love Kimmi Liz is a footwear designer; a think that’s code for Footlocker employee of the month Chorus And there are some hotties like Amber in a bikini Tina is a backstabber but she’s still a milf to me! Mike wants to kill a pig so bad, it is scary If that’s the case, why doesn’t he just kill Jerri? Chorus Jeff’s an internet geek Mitchell’s a giant freak Rodger macks Liz which is nice Keith’s a pro chef who cant cook rice I cant decide who my picks gonna be Alicia’s buff, and Colby is too Mad Dog, Nick and Kel round up the crew …The Outback… Chorus So I’m on surfing all night long survivornews.net survivorsucks.com, placing down their bet Call it impulsive call it obsession call it insane Finally Survivor has, returned again MILLION TO ONE We did again hoz. Yo, dis right here is a track for all the playas out there...MC Virginity kickin in a lot of speculation on the moves I’ve made, hoz I’ve laid Every party going on a panty raid Hustlers don’t fear rejection We change the ho but still the same direction What's the position you hold? Your sitting with your boy, but I see you checking him and you still aint sold Virginitys here, to take ya out of da cold I’m a player miner who’s just looking for some gold Girl I see you checking me You know I aint no playa-wannabe You want it just as bad as me Why you leaving so soon? Wait and grind me next tune Or better yet, lets just skip the teasing and hit the room So I aint no gangster but is that a sin? I’m just a white boy from Edmonton So you wanna hit it with me; oral or the real thing; I got the size and the bling; I’m the real thing yo This is a one night thing so no questions lets go I’m thinking the chance of getting laid is around CHORUS So Virginity is coming here we go, fronting with the flow Cruising in the Dodge Shadow I know you don’t wanna look like a whore But when we’re done you’ll just want it more Girl why you so uptight? Lets loosen ya up, in more then one way, haha, don’t put up a fight Virginitys here to make it feel so right After I’m done with you, you’ll be as high as a kite Don’t front like you’re a player-hater you wont be regretting this later It’s better then a masterbater Don’t feel guilty, your not the only one, why cant you have fun? This aint no church and you aint no nun And if your worried about me braggin, don’t Don’t think I’ll tell my friends cuz I wont Ok yeah, I probably will; I’ll be giving them the buzz; like every guy does; telling just how good I was yo This is a one night thing so no questions lets go I’m a player straight up and I’m thinking the chance of getting laid is around CHORUS So next party you come to me and confide, you want another ride But only if this playa abides Girl this much lovin aint good for the health And you’re not the only chick so share the wealth So you want some more back? Come on girl, what you thinking, then people will think we’re together and do you really want that Virginitys here and we aint no mack But we’re saluting all that players out there cuz they’re doing it like that WASTING MY MACK So you talk about your one minute man Like your performance is high in demand So girl I got bad news Looks don’t give ya good reviews You think all blowjobs are good? Gotta work to satisfy my wood Now the tables are about to turn Cuz you about to crash and burn You don’t even know me You don’t want to know me Just get the job done And get it right ya’ll If your worth it show me Now the roles reverse baby Just get the job done And get it right ya’ll CHORUS I’ll give you what you looking for, if you give it right back But do it right girl cuz I hate wasting my mack I know I gotta perform for you too, but you get what you give and its coming back to you Girl your head aint worth a dime I’m just looking for a good time If you tongue cant do the trick Then put your pussy on my dick Maybe I’m being too mean Your just an innocent teen You just need practice to get it right So how about you do it, every night You don’t even know me You don’t want to know me Just get the job done And get it right ya’ll CHORUS Girl, players are nice guys and all…but we just wanna have a good time, just like you…you know what I’m saying? You don’t even know me You don’t want to know me Just get the job done And get it right ya’ll If your worth it show me Now the roles reverse baby Just get the job done And get it right ya’ll 2x CHORUS SHE'S A HOE! So you saying your mine, wanna be wit me all the time, then why do I find, you’re just the cheating kind Hands aint linked no more, whats the cigarette for, your lieing once again, so cya later then Some call you a dirty whore, I don’t want you no more, don’t look at me that way, they’re aint no way you stay Cant believe I got with you, so much better I could do, I don’t hear the words you utter, time for you to hit the gutter CHORUS: When she’s falling for the players, she’s a ho! Anyways signing off your wavers, she’s a ho! Wearing skin tight clothes, she’s a ho! Sleeping where no one knows, she’s a ho! Getting bills from the man, she’s a ho! Always got bottle in the hand, she’s a ho! Why you acting like that, she’s a ho! Girl you aint nothing but a trick ass ho! Girl aint nothing but a trick ass, trick ass ho! What about your feelings? Who cares about you feelings, now you know how it feels, now learn how to deals Look what you’ve done now, wish you could change somehow, too late cuz I know, you’re just a two-time ho The homes your recking, the sloppy seconds, the people you’ve hit, they just make me sick You’d hit your sister, if she had a dick, I just showed, cant ya see CHORUS Are you happy yet, got what you wanted to get, shutup I don’t care, all you get is more then fair So hold your head high, let the ho’s multiple, we aren’t friends, this is the end MC Virginity…tell all the players out there, To stay away from those damn hoz CHORUS NEW WAYS So your trying new things Some damn crazy things Looking to change it up But you’re just freakin it up Finding new ways, to spice up your days But I just don’t know how you do it Having 2 girls, is ok with me But with 2 guys your just getting crazy Maybe after hockey you see them in showers But that’s no reason to see them after hours What you doing aint impressing at all All its doing is scaring us all Just when dropping the soap was a joke But that idea’s up in smoke cuz I don’t know what team you play for Cuz this sports just war Fun is one thing But this routine is another I don’t know what to think now, I don’t know what to think now You tell me that your straight and, I see you mack the ladies But all those 3 some’s are bringing up the maybes CHORUS: Finding new ways, to spice up your days But I just don’t know how you do it Having 2 girls, is ok with me But with 2 guys your just getting crazy Maybe your drunk, but that’s no excuse Soon you’ll probably hit the wrong hole too Do you like to share, or maybe compare Hit up the one on one when the chick is gone I don’t know now You don’t know now Just what’s going on in the world today Come get your head straight Women are the ones you try to date More girls, more fun, more guys, more none I don’t know now CHORUS This page is owned and operated by MC Virginity © 2000
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