Q. What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

Q. Why do blondes wear pants?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. How do you know when a blondes been in the fridge?
A. Lipstick on the cucumber.

Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop

Q. Why dont blondes eat bananas?
A. They cant find the zip.

Q. What do blondes do after they have combed their hair?
A. They pull up their pants

Q. What do you call a blond lesbian?
A. A waste.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A. Sweet F.A.

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito, it stops sucking.

Q. How do blondes like their eggs?
A. Fertilised.

Q. What's the quickest way of getting into a blondes pants?
A. Pick them up off the floor.

Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her coat and goes home

Q. Why arent blondes good cattle herders?
A. Because they cant even keep two calves together