Do not copy any of these. It
took a long time to write my reads.
..::Stupid Quotes::..
"Golden, Ripe,
Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." -Ad in the "Missoulian" by
Orange Street Food Farm
"Sure there have
been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." -Alan
Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the
way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place
if it's true lightness."- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." -Bill Peterson, Florida
State football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole,
Republican presidential candidate
"I think the team
that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5." - Charles
Barkley, NBA Basketball Player
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a
person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S.
Vice President
"We're just physically not physical enough." - Denny Crum, Louisville
basketball coach
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean
explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World
Series.
"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight
Eisenhower
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them
unsafe." - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree
with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
candlelight."
- George Gobel
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield,
Missouri basketball player
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda
Evangelista, Supermodel
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer.
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"Solutions are not the answer."- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." -
Sign on backseat of Taxi
"I
get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop
Singer
