The Boatley Crue!!!!!!!
The Boatley Crue consists of 5 people: Adam Brown a.k.a. the hulk, Behn Toop, Justin Antonio (YOUR MOM'S HOT!!!), me (Steve McAllister a.k.a. Newguy). Also, as a replacement for when one of us is missing (or sometimes he just tags along with us), is Danny Jones, who has the privilages of following us around, but not to say BOAT.
The Boatley Crue's official drink is what we like to call "Electric Boat". It's a solution of the two reactants of artificially flavoured sugar (pixie sticks), and the disgusting, probably natural flavor of dog shit (either that, or cough syrup) soft drink, Jolt Cola. Both, equally disgusting on their own, mix together to create a "party in your mouth, to whom everyone is invited". Allow me to demonstrate.
Stevoland's Uligy to the Gremlin Monkey Bushbaby in a Jar
He wasn't a rich Gremlin Monkey Bushbaby in a jar, but he was rich in spirit. He died doing what he loved, being a gremlin monkey bushbaby in a jar. His favorite pasttimes were skiing, mountain biking, skateboarding, bungee jumping, sky-diving, and going into the fucked up matrix that was a mix between an acid trip, a keleidoscope, and fantasia. When he moved out of his parents jar, and found a jar to call his own, his whole life changed for him. He was a lone desperate Gremlin Monkey Bushbaby in a Jar until one day when robots took over the world and he knew that he was the world's secret weapon against the badass robot guys. He went for the necks, and killed many robots. He was a robot killing machine until one day he was tragically killed and that made everybody pissed.
back to how awesome i am :)