ABOUT NEW GUY
also known as 'new kid', 'new fuck', 'whos that shitty new guy',
'old guy', 'old kid', 'old fuck', 'old piece of shit', and even less
known as Steve (which is my real name).
It's kinda a debate whether i'm new or not, i guess 'new guy'
is just a name, and doesn't really mean anything. I listen to
Classic Rock, Punk, Metal, Ska, and pretty much anything else except country.
This sound is probably permanent. It's the Duke Nukem theme song, and if you didn't know that you suck.
SIGN MY DAMN GUEST BOOK!!!!!!!
NEWS
February 1st (2004)
-ALRIGHTIO, I haven't updated the News in quite the while... I guess I'll go over the shit that happened on Stevoland in the last little while.
-Oh yeah, today I added a link to Jaiden-slice's page, click it now...or else...:|
-January 30th: -New addition to the Disclaimer. It reads: "One more thing, if your computer is a piece of shit, it might crash, explode, or spontaneously combust without reason while in my site. This isn't my fucking problem." If your computer is slow, Stevoland might not work. Sean Bownes' computer crashes every time he tries to go to Stevoland. But, if you're reading this you obviously don't have that problem to worry about.
-January 11th: -New page added, the Pirates Rule page, everybody's probably already seen it by now.
December 14th
-CHRISTMAS IS EFFING COMING!! WHOOOOOWEEEEEEEE!!!! So, if you're thinking of getting me something for chistmas (I know you're not, but for the sake of arguement, let's pretend you are, bare with me here), here are some small things I'd like...
My Christmas List
December 6th
-Added the new 3 pages to the site, 1)stevoland flash files, with some funny flash animations (im still adding more), 2) The 2004 Funny Words List, and 3) my awexomecross paint drawings.
-On the paint page, i changed the captions from big clumps of text, to small buttons that u click on and the caption comes up in a little window.
November 30th
-Soo....I've been workin on little shit on this website more than usual. Fixed the shitty music problem on the Aero-Smurf page, put some music in the guestbook, (SIGN IT!), and did some other small stuff too.
-Started a NEW PAGE, and on it I'm putting lots and lots of sweet flash animations. I didnt make any of them, but I'm still puttin them there cuz flash animations kick ass. I have 4 so far, but more are comin.
November 22nd
-Funny words kick ass. I started the new 2004 Funny Words List :). I want this list to be fuckin LONG, im talkin like...hundreds here. If by chance ur reading this, and know of any funny words, post em in my guestbook or just tell me them, and ill stick em on the list.
November 6th
-In October sometime I did a SHITLOAD of updating and stuff, like pictures instead of words for the links, finishing the paint picture page, music stuff, alot. I didn't record it in this news section because I was lazy, and right now I'm recording what I did about a month ago...because I'm bored.... it's not like anyone's gonna read this except for me so I dont even know why I bother putting it here in the first place....i'm so lonely...:(
September 15th
-Haven't worked on the site in a long time, I might work on it this weekend if I'm bored enough...but not FRIDAY!!! BIGWIG/N.U.F.A.N. COMIN!!! WHOOOOWEEEE im pumped
-In other news, school blows.
-Next update will be an awesome one, I'm gonna add in a bigass page with all my awesome ms Paint drawings :).
August 7th
-I did an AWESOME change today, I put music (midi's) on all the pages who didn't have them before (like the Boatley Crue page, it just had me saying BOAT BOAT BOAT, now I have that and this sweet Rancid - Time Bomb midi :P).
-Also, I changed the music setup, now at the top of every page there's a media player bar and you can control the music from there.
August 3rd
-I'm back on this site, cause I'm once again really bored, and I added in a new requested page on an rumored ancient AL relic, and, other than my terminator toys, the coolest toy ever. The page shows you how Aero-Smurf works, two wireframe drawings of Aero-Smurf, and pictures of it taken from every angle.
July 7th
-FINALLY figured out how to put .midi files on my page, so i have the sweetass Duke Nukem song on this main page.
-Also i added a Midi song to the gallery, and if you can't tell which song that is, you must have been very deprived as a child.
June 26th
-Added a cool 12 frame slideshow cartoon on this page above the AC/DC animation. I kick ass :) (when it's your site, you're allowed to be conceded).
-Added in 2 new games, one is the TROGDOR game from homestarrunner.com, and the other is PEDESTRIAN KILLER!!! it kicks ass! it's got everything... a car and killing.
June 25th
-ADDED IN A GUESTBOOK!!!! SIGN IT NOW!!!!!!!!
-Added in a GAMES page, with a bunch of half assed games that wouldn't know fun if it jumped up and bit them in the balls.
-Added a new part to the disclaimer, lots of people are finding pointless spelling errors in my site which i wouldn't really give two fucks for. Also for the disclaimer, check it and look at the top title bar thing... i got ryan to put something in there with javascript:)
June 24th
-Changes on the Uligy page: New background picture, old picture was hard on your eyes. The new picture is now reeeally easy on your eyes :P . Also, the page is not only about the Gremlin Monkey Bushbaby creture in a Jar, it's about the entire Boatley Crue (yes, it's spelled 'crue', so dont be a smartass and msg me saying it's 'crew'. Because if you do that, i'll just say it in advance: You're wrong, and I hate you.) One more thing, a new sound was added in which i made using sound recorder.
-This NEWS section was added. From now on, every update i make will be recorded on here.
-Almost fucked up the entire site, let's just forget about that one... ><
June 21st
-Hey, this is where I'm gonna put news stuff from now on. Today, me and Ryan Ray made a webpage called STEVOLAND, and I can smell an awesome future website...either that or shit. Oh man, no beats....
-Anyways, send me emails at newguy_stevo@hotmail.com, I'll be getting a guestbook probably sometime if I really pay attention to this site, then everybody can speak their minds on the STEVOLAND GUESTBOOK!
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