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Thursday, 11 December 2003

Too busy to blog. No really. Look, it's shorter than sodding usual, alright?

Running around like a mad happy thing, trying to collect all the bits of old crusty manky underwear, and the odd faded bogey, so that the place merely appears dirty and unkempt while it's being house-sat this weekend. They can't seriously be offended by just three days of dirty dishes, surely? It's only a month or so since I changed the sheets. Well, okay, four months, if you're going to count that other bed as well. Perhaps they'll just think the sheets are satin. Sort of satin in the middle.
With mucus stains.
Duch came over the other day and remarked upon the clumps of cat hair clinging to the side of the bath. I swear to you that's not a normal occurrence - in fact it was probably somehow her fault. Nay, definitely. The old beef mince in the drains is her fault, too.
Oh yeah, must sweep all the kitty litter out of the hallway. And pick up the dirty clothes from the pile I started in September. I'll leave the mouldy coffee in the cafetiere - it's doing no harm to anyone. The blue-green crystals forming inside the teapot are quite pretty really.
Oh, and hide the Christmas presents - don't want anyone to know in advance how crap they are, do I?
All so I can go visit Toulouse in Gay Paree - a full twelve months since I last left the forbidden isles, and about time too. I shall thoroughly enjoy anything that doesn't involve screaming at the general public, or being woken up at an ungodly hour by a moist cat's arse. Yippee!

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Updated: Thursday, 11 December 2003 8:02 PM GMT
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Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 9:54 PM GMT

Name: Kat
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You sound mad and happy. I want to go, too...

Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 10:20 PM GMT

Name: billy
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...y'all have a nice time :^)...

Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 10:21 PM GMT

Name: belle
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me too, me too, take me!

and hey, there's something to be said for waking up to a moist cat's ass.

Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 10:27 PM GMT

Name: tess
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Eugh, moist!!!! That's twice in one day my eyes have been assaulted. I feel queasy

Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 10:31 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Cheers, Kat and Billy. I don't think I've ever experienced Paris without a grey fuzz of alcohol before, so it should be very Disney.

Thursday, 11 December 2003 - 10:32 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Re: Belle and Tess; if ever I wake up thankful for the runny goodness that is a cat's chocolate starfish, please shoot me.

Friday, 12 December 2003 - 12:17 AM GMT

Name: jatb

Have a great time.

Friday, 12 December 2003 - 4:51 AM GMT

Name: Lux
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Have fun!

One of my friends has a phobia of the word 'moist'. She freaks out anytime she hears it. Maybe I'll e-mail this post to her. mwahaha.

Friday, 12 December 2003 - 1:44 PM GMT

Name: Pan
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LOL - have a fantatsic time. Last time I was in Gay Paree we got so drunk we were stared at by passers by.

Which isn't actually hard - not very tolerant of excessive public insobriety over there. Not like luvverly Soho at 2.25am.

Maybe the house sitters will spend the whole weekend tidying and cleaning out of the goodness of their hearts . . . perhaps you should have dropped some hints?

Sunday, 14 December 2003 - 6:26 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Why do you think I blogged this for them? ;-P

They changed the sheets and washed up, and paired up my sock laundry basket. Bless.

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