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Monday, 8 September 2003

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I only have two minutes before I have to be slaving away in work, so better blog quick, then hit the Blackwall Tunnel (anyone who's seen 28 Days Later, it's the tunnel full of swarming rats....I'm sure you can visualise rush hour traffic there)
I came in for some well-deserved criticism this weekend. So I'll respond in a self-serving, self-aggrandising, one-sided manner, now. After all, this is a blog, what else d'ye expect?

Firstly I have to rescind my criticisms of udate. I go on there and I have to laugh at the horror that awaits, because my profile is always browsed by 48 year old male(?!) perverts who ming. However, friends have proved by sending photos from there that others have a different experience, and in fact there are plenty of gorgeous, attractive, sane people on udate - they just don't mail or browse me. So there.
Also, it is apparently abysmal manners to relieve oneself on the floor in a nightclub. I have to point out that nobody saw, it was in a roped off VIP area. It was very very dark, and I *pray* they don't have CCTV. It was also the most jumped up arrogant smug wanker-filled place I've been to ina long time. What were they thinking, letting a commoner in?! Plus, I'm sorry! Will that do?

Finally, the reason I blog is partly to practise writing more, because it's important for my job, but mostly so the DH, who is travelling without me in Australia for 7 months, knows that I'm only up to the usual stupid acts, nothing horrendous or naughty. I miss her, and she doesn't email enough, so I have to constantly check the time zones of visitors to the blog, and count up all the Australian ones - this is what makes me ramble on, half-fascinated and appalled about having foreign visitors.
Oh, and for Sue: Dave commented yesterday that it must have been intimidating growing up with me for a sister. Hah! Shyah, riiiiiiiight.....

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Updated: Monday, 8 September 2003 8:37 PM BST
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Monday, 8 September 2003 - 5:41 PM BST

Name: Dave
Home Page:

Woo - someone read my blog! I might have to start writing it again now!


Dave, feeling guilty (but only a bit!!)

Monday, 8 September 2003 - 6:20 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I'm just waiting for you to add comments boxes..... ;?)

Tuesday, 9 September 2003 - 12:48 AM BST

Name: Looby
Home Page: http://yes

Peeing on the floor of a nightclub? I bet you talk with your mouth full as well and give people their forks with the prongs sticking towards them. Erm...when you give people forks, which is probably not that often.

Tuesday, 9 September 2003 - 1:13 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

I'm going to batter you if you don't accept defeat, soon!

Tuesday, 9 September 2003 - 12:04 PM BST

Name: dave
Home Page:

Comments boxes?! But that would imply I *care* what you think!

Ace - I've not managed to induce paranoia in years!!

Tuesday, 9 September 2003 - 11:21 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Lol, congratulations!

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