Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 11:27 AM BST

First! Happy birthday Vanessa. Hope you have a good one, you whippersnapper.

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 11:46 AM BST

Many Happy Returns of the Day Vanessa - Hope you have a super birthday!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 12:12 PM BST

Now remember, drinking so much you pass out in a pool of your own vomit/a pool of some else's vomit isn't a 'cool' thing to do. Little and often. A good phrase which you'll never remember but possibly will wish you had tomorrow...

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 1:13 PM BST

Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatoes and stew...

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 1:55 PM BST

A pee bidet!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 3:47 PM BST

Happy Birthday!!!!!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 4:04 PM BST

Happy birthday. Sorry I forgot to send a card.

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 4:15 PM BST

Happy Birthday, Lady Miss V!! Hope you have a good'un. xxx

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 4:27 PM BST

Happy Birthday!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 4:41 PM BST

Happy Birthday Missus!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 5:27 PM BST

Happy birthday!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 5:37 PM BST

...yeah, you know, that thing, happy b'day...

...now could you tell us the big surprise is that you *won't* shut down your blog?...

...either that or I'll jump out of a cake nekkid :^)...

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 6:00 PM BST

Wow.....now, having never seen billy, that is a tough one. However, if it means the blog carries on............Get to strippin' Billy!!! ;)

Gelukkige verjaardag!
Joyeux anniversaire!
Buon compleanno!
Feliz cumplea?os!
Ya get the drift........:P

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 6:40 PM BST

happy birthday miss vanessa.

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 7:02 PM BST

Many happy returns, chica. Here's to a good one!

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 7:51 PM BST

Not to be, err, redundant or anything...but, Happy Birthday! And many more.

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 8:51 PM BST

XO Darling!

PS: This is a pathetic plea (because when do I ever crawl out of the woodwork to leave a comment in anyone's journal?) to help me answer the one crossword clue that I can't seem to get.

...I really hate cheap black tea from China, *shakes fist at world*.

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 9:16 PM BST

Happy Birthday, V.!!!

Only two more days until you can discard this blog!

(Using reverse psychology on her, folks. If I were her however, I wouldn't stay--too many of us that are clinging too tightly--it would make me want to run like hell. Regardless, stay or go) it's been a very good read and I wish you well today and for all days.

--Cyn

Thursday, 22 July 2004 - 10:06 PM BST

Happy birthday! It's 5:25pm over here here so I hope you're getting your party on right about now.

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 3:34 AM BST

Mate tea! Pron. mah-tay. ?? ('',)

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 4:32 AM BST

It's Vanessa's birthday
run away run away
And how do you make them go away?
Words through which rage/love can play

Damn poetry generators!

Hope it was a good one. :)

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 6:54 AM BST

Happy Birthday! Will catch up with you on another page, but I will miss this one.

:)

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 10:01 AM BST

...errrm, having seen billy nekkid I think the threat was - if the blog remains open I *will* keep my clothes on :^)...

...why, the sight of my nekkid body might be enough to put people off men for life :^)...

(I haven't thought this threat through have I?)

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 10:07 AM BST

Belated Birthday wishes, Vanessa. Hope you enjoyed yourself.

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 10:52 AM BST

Many happy returns Vanessa!

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 10:54 AM BST

Nuh uh.

'Low-quality black China tea (5)'

I have:

B_H_A

That's the last @#%$! thing I need to complete this @#%$! crossword. I was so damn dedicated I even went and Googled the @#%$! thing, but didn't come up with anything.

He's even checked the other answers to ensure they're 100%. And @#%$! if I'm going to pay 60p per minute to figure out what the @#%$! this last word is.

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 3:55 PM BST

Hah! Yes, Billy, I see my error! It appears as though the 'couple of drinks' I had at lunch turned into more than a couple........check out my email address on my previous post! Made me chuckle.

Clothes on, or clothes off.......it would be nice to see the blog stick around. However, if it does go(which I suspect it shall), it was enjoyed by many while it was here. Thanks V!! ;)

Friday, 23 July 2004 - 10:54 PM BST

BOHEA

bo?hea ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-h)
n.
A black Chinese tea, originally the choicest grade but later an inferior variety.

Do I win a prize?

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 9:50 AM BST

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD! I SPIT ON THE TIME'S 60P PER MINUTE PHONE CALL SCAM!

*dances, dances, dances*

I'll have to think of a suitable 'thank you'. One that doesn't require so much effort it makes me appear creepy.

PS: Thank you!

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 8:38 PM BST

Happy birthday Vanessa!

Thursday, 2 September 2004 - 1:35 AM BST

Happy Birthday Vanessa!!!!!1one