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Wednesday, 9 June 2004

Fuck, I've Bloody Gorn and Done It Now

Topic: LondonLifer

I have to take my laptop to be fixed tomorrow, and I'm not sure when I'm getting it back. I've tried blogging from my work PC, but as I justify rarely taking work home by working intensely without pause from the moment I get there till the moment I leave (early!), experience tells me I can whack out around 200 very ill considered words per two days, if I'm lucky. I don't know when the PC will be fixed (if they find out how many US tv shows I've been downloading imagining, possibly never), so for the next week or two, this is auf wiederschreiben from me. And a brazenly inscrutable stare from them.
That should see off the rest of the readers (what? You haven't noticed the campaign to be offensive? Started way back).

If your life is a gaping void of pfft without me, then have a dekkers at some of the ten Blo'tes of the previous fortnight, or the remarkable stuff on here or over there on the blogroll. They're all strong, opinonated ranters.

Best Blo'te of the Day So Far: Gia
"Cunt really, honestly, is my favourite word. I?ve been trying to use it at least once daily ? more often in polite company ? since I was introduced to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore?s album Come Again as a teenager in the late 80s. I had no feminist reasoning behind it then, I simply loved the word. I loved the reaction it got from people. I loved the fact that this word, those four letters strung together, those four letters that when spoken created that harsh and nasty sound, could make men and women, young and old absolutely disgusted. A word! Wow! It was the moment I realised the incredible power of words."

PS You want to guest blog? (That's me actually begging you, if you didn't realise)
E-mail me your post, (remember to include your URL so you get publicity!) and I'll whack it up here. Suggested topics - spiders, summer, magpies in puddles, driving like a lunatic, creases in your shirt, fat porky bellies, Watford, flip flops, penguins, pre-menstrual shopping choices, the shockingagic thinnifying mirrors in Oasis, body image, Derbyshire, buddhists, pikeys or music. That's all the posts I was going to write.

PPS How much do you bet they won't fix my Letter A problem?

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Updated: Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:53 PM BST
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Thursday, 10 June 2004 - 11:13 AM BST

Name: Cyn
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*That should see off the rest of the readers (what? You haven't noticed the campaign to be offensive? Started way back).*

Heh. I noticed.
Guess this will be a trial run for when you go away :sniffle: f-o-r-e-v-e-r ::wail::.
Have you noticed the campaign to um, arse kiss as much as possible in hopes of you changing your mind?

The fun part now is we can leave all manner of comments and you can't write back.

Thursday, 10 June 2004 - 11:36 AM BST

Name: JonnyB

*&$%in' Kinja. Took me ages to realise that it wasn't picking up half my favourites, pages not found all round. Had to re-enter them. Glad/sorry to see someone else is having the same problem...

Catch you in a couple of weeks. Sooner would be better.

Friday, 11 June 2004 - 2:05 PM BST

Name: Saltation
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>gaping void of pfft

i don't even have any pfft

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