Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 4:57 PM BST

Not. A. Chance.

The smart money's on Daniel. He's one cool, together guy.

Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 6:04 PM BST

Victor??? Victor???? You HAVE to be JOKING! He is more likely to win the award for 'most annoying @#%$! in the universe' methinks.... With a girlfriend AND a kid, yet still trying to get it on with Michelle in the 'treatment' room... Thinkin he's 'all that', when he's just a lecherous,ugly, *insert other horrible words here* idiot..

yuck!

Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 9:29 PM BST

With Boy George eyebrows. He looks too much like my first boyfriend to be worth a vote. I like Victor - Victor's vile enough to be worth a long run. He's Kitten's "mortal enemy", he says he's going to "alpha male them to death" ... Imean, Daniel: how can we be liking the boring ones?!

Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 9:31 PM BST

Way to go, Victor! I like the annoying ones on BB. The more annoying, the more entertaining. It's teevee death to end up with five middle class liberals hugging each other in the final three weeks.

Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 10:56 PM BST

yesssssssss... but! Kitten is annoying, therefore I want her to stay, as is Victor, which is maybe why he should stay, too. BUT... to WIN???? Nooooo.... Just watching Michelle doing things to his feet - VILE! euuuuuuuuuwwwwwww...

Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 11:02 PM BST

Nemind, lemon, we're never going to agree. I liked BB2 Paul.

Sunday, 30 May 2004 - 11:58 PM BST

You're predictably unpredictable, Vanessa..

Monday, 31 May 2004 - 1:12 AM BST

I know what you mean about liking the more vile characters, but I think Kitten's ace. Victor will just be obnoxious in a run-of-the-mill small minded way, whereas Kitten is going to just really screw things up - or try to, and just end up being frustrated by her lack of power. I'm already loving watching them all squirm in that "the naughty kid is going to get us all in trouble, we hate her" schoolchildren way when she plays up. I hope she stays in their for ages and causes loads of friction.

Monday, 31 May 2004 - 1:18 AM BST

Yeah, I sense a kinship with the @#%$! stirrers and nutters.

Monday, 31 May 2004 - 1:21 AM BST

I'm already loving watching them all squirm in that "the naughty kid is going to get us all in trouble, we hate her" schoolchildren way

That line is *so* spot on. Shell: "I respect your right to wan tto buck the rules, but I like the rules."

Monday, 31 May 2004 - 2:14 AM BST

Aye - watching Shell trying to justify to herself that she wasn't actually being naughty by bucking the rules, but doing a good thing for someone else... hilarious. Almost as good as the sheer panic on their faces when Kitten refused to come in and nominate yesterday.

[Oh, and I shall be flogging myself for using "their" instead of "there" earlier. For shame.]

Wednesday, 2 June 2004 - 12:43 AM BST

Hey, if you're going to start banging on about the endlessly entertaining BB5 to anything remotely approaching the extent to which I was recently banging on about Eurovision, then I'm going to take a seat and get myself comfortable around here.

Wednesday, 2 June 2004 - 10:46 AM BST

Ha, no I think I'd never begin to approach the dizzy heights achieved at the nationally celebrated Kitchen Sunk