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Tuesday, 25 May 2004

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Topic: Hurtling to Obscurity
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I ask you, how could any one blog fulful all these requirements?

vanessa
fucking iraq terrors head download videos
kinky lingerie uk
Ophelia Dahl
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muscle dyke goddess
penguin-suited friends
vanessa's blog
gynaecologist restoring virginity in the uk
vanessa
full-lipped
ooa livejournal
knickers blog sex

I feel so inadequate.

Best Blo'te of the day so far: Eurotrash.
"The reason we Europeans don't like your accent (apart from you southerners, we love that one) is that you sound like you are talking out of your noses to us. All we hear is a kind of twangy WAAA WAAA WAAAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAAAAA thing, which has the same effect as scraping a fork down a plate to our ears. Afrikaaner South Africans aren't much better, I'm afraid, as all we hear when they speak is coughing. Much like the Dutch."

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Tuesday, 25 May 2004 - 12:25 PM BST

Name: torturette
Home Page: http://mblog.com/screamingseed/

Ah, I'm sure you've fulfilled all of these and more. The first hit I got from a Google search was for 'girls bent over', and while I'd normally hate to disappoint, sometimes it can actually be a good feeling.

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Tuesday, 25 May 2004 - 2:01 PM BST

Name: Rev
Home Page: http://friendlystranger.servebeer.com/blog

I want to see a mixture of lingerie from the UK and penguin-suited friends... but that's just me and my dark, dirty fetish.

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Tuesday, 25 May 2004 - 5:50 PM BST

Name: norman

..."I ask you, how could any one blog fulful all these requirements?... I feel so inadequate."

Me too! but give it a go anyway.

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Tuesday, 25 May 2004 - 9:31 PM BST

Name: Gary
Home Page: http://www.thefinalbroadcast.co.uk

How did you get that picture on the train? Most people would have been mugged for taking a picture on a train! :)

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Tuesday, 25 May 2004 - 11:42 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Innit? AND it's travelling to Deptford. Am I hard or what?

Duch gave me a technique - switch the camera onto LCD display and hold it up like you're blind and witless to view your images - zoom into some, delete others, make stupid chuckling noises as you hit others. Everyone gets bored of watching you, and BAM, hit the switch with the finger that's jsut 'resting' on it.

Mind you, there's no guarantee your camera won't be tiefed by the time you get up to leave, having been that obvious with it.

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 1:22 AM BST

Name: Sarah
Home Page: http://www.kitchensunk.co.uk

She knew. That girl in the yellow t-shirt with her head down - You can almost read her mind: "Nutter Alert! Nutter Alert! Don't look.."

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 7:27 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

She's lucky I didn't go for a close up of her t shirt, that one.

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 9:56 AM BST

Name: Cyn
Home Page: http://cyncity.typepad.com

*Sarsparilla Vanilla*

Heh. That's one way of handling it.
Google asks if it should be *Sarsaparilla Vanilla.*
I told them no.

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 6:37 PM BST

Name: Lux

WAAAA WAAAA WAAAAA Britishese WAAAAA WAAAA UKers WAAAAA

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 7:20 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Snigger.

Incidentally, where the f u ck did this expression 'UKers' come from, and how does one say it aloud?

I never heard of it till a bunch of 'post 9/11 hillbilly lets bomb the world' type of US 'patriots' invaded a uk. hierarchy newsgroup I read.

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 7:36 PM BST

Name: Lux

I dunno, I just made it up right now. :P

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Wednesday, 26 May 2004 - 8:56 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Whoops! :D

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