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Tuesday, 27 April 2004

It's incipient early hay fever that makes me pick my nose, it's not a case of poor manners you know

Mood:  sharp
Topic: Belle de Jour

Having done my seven hours of unpaid overtime for the day, and hoping for a break before I crack on with the last two hours of stuff I've brought home, I'm sitting on the loo, blogging while:

  • texting Harv, whom I forgot I was to meet tonight,
  • picking the dirt from my thumbnail with a nail file,
  • listening to Tybalt trying to over-complicate things on the voicemail,
  • having a poo,
  • stripped to my push up bra , old socks and too small knickers,
  • chatting to my bored under-stimulated cats,
  • composing my pick up lines for a phone call to someone I fancy,
  • browsing blogs on kinja, particularly ones with cute pictures of kittycats,
  • planning what to eat, and trying to motivate myself to include large amounts of vegetable matter in it,
  • picking my nose,
  • skim-reading 152 e-mails (Quote ":) I remember reading that even into the Victorian age to spell uniformly was considered crass. Spelling uniquely made you fashionable.
    Or should I say fashenebel."),
  • wondering if I have time to wash the dishes before I fall asleep on the sofa like yesterday,
  • trying to suck in my gut,
  • realising that several doors and curtains are open, and I can be seen by any passersby.
  • who will not only see me on the porcelain, but blogging from there
Overtly critical comments welcomed.

This page graced by sarsparilla at 8:10 PM BST
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Tuesday, 27 April 2004 - 8:34 PM BST

Name: billy
Home Page:, this blogging thing - vanity project or *waaay* too much information :^)... the way that you have managed to defeat the argument that the computer will never destroy books because you could never use it to read on the toilet :^)... it possible to "have a poo" and "suck in your gut" at the same time?...
...and glad that you are more worried about being spotted blogging rather than s(h)itting :^)....

Tuesday, 27 April 2004 - 8:59 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Ahh, but you can't read a screen in the bath, so books still rule.
And, erm, yes to all the other questions.

Wednesday, 28 April 2004 - 3:36 AM BST

Name: Cyn
Home Page:

Vanessa, you give a whole new meaning to the word "multitasking," not to mention the phrase "You go, girl!"

Wednesday, 28 April 2004 - 4:58 PM BST

Name: sarah
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see, I bet a bloke couldn't do all that at once.

(Try something like "hey, why don't you pop over beforehand? And bring a bottle of wine.")

Wednesday, 28 April 2004 - 6:56 PM BST

Name: looby

Have you got Lord Krishna in there with you?

Wednesday, 28 April 2004 - 9:32 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

F uck, I wish I'd seen that comment earlier. Good idea. Which I didn't use. Ach. Agh. Ah. Ag. etc.

Wednesday, 28 April 2004 - 11:29 PM BST

Name: cacoa

nooo!!!!!!!!!!!! I am very anti toilet's and personal habits, I can't bear to hear about them!

Going to have to have memory wiping procedure done now!

Wednesday, 28 April 2004 - 11:48 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Going to have to have memory wiping procedure done now!

Welcome to my world....

Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 9:02 AM BST

Name: Saltation
Home Page:

Now wash your hands

Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 9:10 AM BST

Name: Saltation
Home Page:

[LOL! memory flashback (is there any other kind?)]

Home ill, but major doings in Vienna+NY, am forced to participate from home by magic new mobile phone.
"So Sal, wtf, is it, how, what are we doing, ach du lieber augustin alles is' hin"
"blah blah you need blah blah" @#%$! "blah waffle don't forget blah be careful blah blah" argh! "blah blah CEO panics easily blah then blah blah" ahhhh
... complete silence on conference line
couple of intercontinental clicks and pops
"...uh... Sal? Was that what it sounded..."
"i TOLD you i was sick"

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