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Saturday, 17 April 2004


Topic: LondonLifer

Rarely does an online personality test freak me out so consistently as the one that decided I am a RANDOM BRUTAL LOVE MASTER.

I mean come on, would a RANDOM BRUTAL LOVE MASTER have a blog? And if they did, wouldn't there be frequent and disturbing recurrences of a vaulting horse, or horribly grown up versions of Cat's Cradle?


The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern (Deliberate / Gentle / Sex / Dreamer)

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure, someone just like you

Of course the reason I'm so fucked off about this is that they just might have a nugget of a nucleus of a thing, there. The bastards.
I blame wiffle wiffle, who tricked me into experiencing this horror.

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Updated: Saturday, 17 April 2004 3:06 PM BST
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Saturday, 17 April 2004 - 4:47 PM BST

Name: wifflewiffle

I must say, you don't come across as a RANDOM BRUTAL LOVE MASTER ~~! But then, my judgment has been known to be... off, sometimes.

Saturday, 17 April 2004 - 7:08 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I think I'd award them 2 pee winnings for 'random', is all...

Saturday, 17 April 2004 - 7:17 PM BST

Name: lemonpillows
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I am "the intern" apparently....

Saturday, 17 April 2004 - 8:30 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Begone, foul work experience freeloader! Seems also that my ex's stint as a maid of honour the other year was a sign of impending doom.
I have to say, I've always been accused of getting easily bored by people (not true!) and I've never ended a relationship yet in any honourable fashion.

Saturday, 17 April 2004 - 9:03 PM BST

Name: Missuh
Home Page:

Random Brutal Sex Master aka Genghis Khunt

I'm one saucy beeatch.

Saturday, 17 April 2004 - 11:03 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

@#%$!, I wanted to be the Brutal Sex Master! Brutal Love Master sucks arse.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 3:08 AM BST

Name: fridgemagnet
Home Page:

I got Random Brutal Love Dreamer. Again (I've taken this before). And it advised me not to use the dating site, because I fuck people up. This is not doing wonders for the confidence thing, but there may be a kernel of truth there.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 3:16 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Yeah, that was the implication that was most shocking - (I mean, most personality tests wisely allow you to retain a tenuous hold on a cuddly inert image of yourself )- the implication that you're deeply bad news for someone has this horrific effect of making you go through every partner you've had in a country and western 'I done that sweetheart wrong' style...

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 3:51 AM BST

Name: chrysalis

Heh.....and I just always thought I was a @#%$!! Tee hee. =)

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 3:54 AM BST

Name: shopaholic
Home Page:

I'm The Wild Rose - Random Brutal Love Dreamer.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 4:08 AM BST

Name: fridgemagnet
Home Page:

I must admit, though... there's a certain thrill to be had from rating yourself so dangerous you can't be trusted around other people.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 11:35 AM BST

Name: Alana
Home Page:

Apparently I'm the 'PRISS', but I don't exactly fit the first two keywords (i.e. 'Mature' & 'Responsible'). Although they did peg me (on several occasions), especially with 'last in the group to have sex' (which was a complete and total shock to me).

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 5:51 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Watch yourself on those knobs, Chrysalis. :)

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 5:52 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I don't trust their diagnosis enough to go out and brag about it, though.
Pick up lines to avoid: "hey baby, i'm a random brutal love master". Ew!

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 5:53 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

In the group?! :-O

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 6:03 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I had a random brutal love dream set in North Korea last night. I had to get up and make green mint tea at 3am.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 8:15 PM BST

Name: Alana
Home Page:

It turned out my closest girlfriend had been banging her boyfriend for months, and the other chick (who was more of an 'associate' than 'friend') turned out to be an ex-catholic high school skank. Everyone else in our group was male (and virgins 100%) so they didn't REALLY count. And there I was thinking I was the FIRST to cross the mighty threshold at the age of 17.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 8:23 PM BST

Name: jatb

Apparently I am a Deliberate Brutal Love Master. Battleaxe.
Often the subject of infatuations. Controlling and Imperious.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 9:13 PM BST

Name: chrysalis

Oh, no worries. All my knobs are well taken care of. ;) Props to whomever(whoever?) came up with the type descriptions.....must have been mad fun! =)

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 11:10 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Oh, I thought you meant a group situation. Not a group of friends. Phew.

Sunday, 18 April 2004 - 11:10 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

You know, I was trying to work out whether it would be better to be random or deliberate. But I think they both stink.

Monday, 19 April 2004 - 1:01 PM BST

Name: Creepy Lesbo
Home Page:

I don't think it matters - what would be worse is if they'd called you a random brutal love meister instead of master.
Because that just sounds twattish.

Monday, 19 April 2004 - 7:18 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

You know, I've never understood that Americanism, props - well that is, I can work out what it indicates, but where does it come from? What is it suppose to have meant?

[The same goes for 'I could care less'. No, no, no, Americans, you have got it wrong! Look at the meaning - it's 'I couldn't care less'! Shorley....]

Monday, 19 April 2004 - 7:20 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Bang go all my sordid fantasies, then... ;)

Monday, 19 April 2004 - 10:32 PM BST

Name: chrysalis

Hey now!! Not all Americans use the ridiculous 'I could care less'.......I, for one, quickly correct the poor fool that uses it in my presence. Another fairly common lingual faux pas that jerks my chain is the use of the word 'irregardless'. Even more common......the use of the word 'nauseous'. Grrrrrrrrrr. Though I am well know for my meandering run-on vocabulary and word usage tend to hold up. =)

As far as 'props' and it's origin.......I really have nary a clue. Perhaps I shall look into it and get back to ya(note the 'ya'....not only am I an American....I am a Southerner).


Monday, 19 April 2004 - 10:49 PM BST

Name: chrysalis

Props = To give proper respect to an individual or group.

And like a lot of our slang, it appears as though it originated in our prisons. Guess I am a bit of a gangsta!

Props to you and your blog. ;)

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 12:02 AM BST

Name: Nursie
Home Page:

Oh yay. Who'd have guessed. I'm the Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer. Yawn. Born to get my heart trampled on over and over. Joy. Seems I frighten away most potential mates. ...well...ok they have a point there...
Curse you Vanessa! Why'd you make me take this stupid thing. Although... I must say, the picture of me is quite fetching!

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 6:30 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Okay, thanks for looking it up for me! There are loads of good american expressions of course, though most of them seem to originate in 80s teatime television over here ("I pity the foo")

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 6:32 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Good God, I read that as felching. I really must get more sleep.

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 6:39 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Oh dear. I use nauseous. I don't get the meaning mixed up with nauseating though. What's wrong with nauseous?

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 6:48 AM BST

Name: chrysalis

Heh. My father is a I grew up with his ranting about the use(and misuse) of medical terms by his patients. "I feel nauseous"......actually means that you feel as though you induce nausea in others. In other are saying "I feel as though I make others sick".

"I feel nauseated" the proper way to express a dire need to vomit.

Ick. I sound like my father. Nauseating. =)

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 7:41 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Lol! That's quite a nice one. Another thing that I proved stupid on (like, how to spell sarsaparilla?).
Never been tempted to start a blog, Chrysalis?

Tuesday, 20 April 2004 - 12:26 PM BST

Name: Creepy Lesbo
Home Page:

I was the Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

"Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. "

I could comment on that but it speaks volumes already...

Wednesday, 21 April 2004 - 3:53 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

That ... sounds like you. Inasmuch as I know anything about you at all, having never met you, of course.

Wednesday, 21 April 2004 - 1:03 PM BST

Name: Creepy Lesbo
Home Page:

Again, I could comment but I don't think it's right. Maybe I should tell ExWife the results and see she has to say about it. Oh wait. I'm not talking to her...
Distance, baby, distance.

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