The Swiftocratic Oath
I am hereby taking the Swiftocratic Oath.Signed
By swearing this oath, I am forever sealing my rights to sit at home, do nothing, or anything, that I choose to do.
I declare my freedom from the pressure of people who call themselves friends to socialize, not to be anti-social, but to be myself. I am a recluse.
It is my God-Given right to sit at home, and I'm choosing to take that oath.
I pay $1,131.75 per month for my home, and there's nothing better to do with my home but sit in it.
Vanessa
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Updated: Sunday, 1 February 2004 10:03 AM GMT
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