Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 8:29 PM GMT

Why the hell are you sniffing your cats bum more like?

Ruprecht the Unstrokable burps and vomits indescriminately but there are no discernable botty bips from the distance that I tend to keep him.

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 8:32 PM GMT

If I could avoid cats that fart with pleasure when they jump on your head, I surely would. What's your secret?

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 8:40 PM GMT

I adopt cats that meoww rather than fart when they see me for starters. I'd have it under the trade descriptions if I were you.

You could always Dutch Oven the thing and give it a taste of it's own medicine.

Perhaps it's the leftover caviar diet?

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 9:17 PM GMT

Sounds like your cat is ordering take-out from some third world country delicatessen.

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 9:23 PM GMT

And eating fancier food than me, is the kicker....

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 1:03 AM GMT

Eeeeewwwww. I am suitably disgusted.

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 4:30 AM GMT

My farts smelled funny today. I ate a bunch of Spanish rice. They smelled ricey...

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 2:56 PM GMT

That's nothing. Ever since he got back from the animal hospital, my dog's breath smells of shit. :>

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 4:33 PM GMT

*Who the hell is feeding the cat this stuff?*

Who else, but the Wickedex?

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 5:47 PM GMT

Ewwwww, you're right! I thought she only ate my food, but I suppose 'foreign food' could be introduced to their diets sneakily.

Actually, no, I doubt it, she fears the cat puke as much as I do.