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Thursday, 15 January 2004

Second Law of Thermodynamics

Tuesday: Cat's happyfarts smell of salami. Six times. She doesn't eat salami.

Wednesday: My farts smell of stir fried beef. So that's all right then.

Thursday: Cat's happyfarts smell of cabbage. She doesn't eat cabbage.

Who the hell is feeding the cat this stuff?

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Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 8:29 PM GMT

Name: Legomen
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Why the hell are you sniffing your cats bum more like?

Ruprecht the Unstrokable burps and vomits indescriminately but there are no discernable botty bips from the distance that I tend to keep him.

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 8:32 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

If I could avoid cats that fart with pleasure when they jump on your head, I surely would. What's your secret?

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 8:40 PM GMT

Name: Legomen
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I adopt cats that meoww rather than fart when they see me for starters. I'd have it under the trade descriptions if I were you.

You could always Dutch Oven the thing and give it a taste of it's own medicine.

Perhaps it's the leftover caviar diet?

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 9:17 PM GMT

Name: boz
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Sounds like your cat is ordering take-out from some third world country delicatessen.

Thursday, 15 January 2004 - 9:23 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

And eating fancier food than me, is the kicker....

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 1:03 AM GMT

Name: tess
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Eeeeewwwww. I am suitably disgusted.

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 4:30 AM GMT

Name: Rose
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My farts smelled funny today. I ate a bunch of Spanish rice. They smelled ricey...

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 2:56 PM GMT

Name: Anne
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That's nothing. Ever since he got back from the animal hospital, my dog's breath smells of shit. :>

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 4:33 PM GMT

Name: Cyn
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*Who the hell is feeding the cat this stuff?*

Who else, but the Wickedex?

Friday, 16 January 2004 - 5:47 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Ewwwww, you're right! I thought she only ate my food, but I suppose 'foreign food' could be introduced to their diets sneakily.

Actually, no, I doubt it, she fears the cat puke as much as I do.

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