Mood:  lazy

Well I got all dolled up yesterday in my Saturday best black balaclava for the synagogue in an effort to impress the new Rabbi. Total f*cking waste of time though - a bit like the new Rabbi. He looked pretty familiar when I first saw him, but at the time I couldn't place it...I think the stick on beard he had on fooled me for a minute...but it's while we all sat there waiting for his sermon to come through on the fax machine that it dawned on me. It was that window cleaning geezer obviously trying to earn a few extra dinaris. Anyway I'll be on the hotline to Tel Aviv later...that c*nt cannot be allowed to continue.

Usual routine today...Bagel Bake followed by a can of Norseman Lager with a Pepsi Max chaser, and a few left over Truffles from a couple of old boxes of Milk Tray while I polish my Uzi...life does not get better than this.

Shalom