WARNING! These pages contain images and words that may be considered inappropriate for those under-aged. If you are not an adult, please get your parents permission to continue viewing or leave these pages at once! Here are some reproductions of Danny's favourite jokes and laughables sent by him to the loop. If you missed them, enjoy now!
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Subject: sum jokes on women !!! Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested? A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with the them. Q: Why can't you trust a woman ? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb. Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here". Q: Why did God give men penises ? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under. Q: Define Bra?[simple words] A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones. Q: Define a Bra? [Shakspearean words] A: Under shoulder boulder holder. Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Subject: sum jokes on women !!! Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested? A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with the them. Q: Why can't you trust a woman ? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A. You can unscrew a light bulb. Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here". Q: Why did God give men penises ? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss but only down under. Q: Define Bra?[simple words] A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones. Q: Define a Bra? [Shakspearean words] A: Under shoulder boulder holder. Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."