HEY! It looks like THOAN is almost a whole year old! And guess what my lil' baby gets for her birthday.. ^_^ Well an all new DOMAIN NAME!! YEAH BABY! I will finally have enouph free space to do whatever the heck i want! Yet i just noticed today that angelfire is givin peeps 50 MB now "..." Oh well, for the small price I'll pay, (hopefuly) THOAN will be in bright and siny new colors with eerything you would expect from those really rich-looking sites..but better...only because i made it O_o ANYway, check out the update window here (its old, and broken..stupid Director 8...) Bye all!!

P.S. if you want more info, send an e-mail to TSOI@japan.com.

1. It is a racing game.
2. Must have at least 8 "cars".
3. Must have reverse and mirror mode so that the only available 8-12 tracks make 32-48 "eye-popping" tracks.
4. Must have really shity graphics, and advertise with CG screen shots.
5. Must be rated at an age range of 3-7 years of age, but yet must still have the difficulty for the age range of 12-20 years of age.
6. You must take anywhere from 2-3 years in producing the game. Then advertise on the Nintendo website 1 year before you even start. Then make a "trial version" and let a couple dozen critics play it, and pay them $1200 each to say it kicks ass, so by the time the game actually releases, the public doesn't care anymore, because they already know how shity the game really is.
7. Sell the game to Nintendo for about $12.38, so they can blow it up in there giant marketing scheme, and sell the game, with a different name, for $60.00 retail price. You get barely any royalties.
8. Use what money you actually got, to chug a few beers.
9. Think about how you could have made you're game decent if it had been on a CD.
10. Repeat