BIG PIMPIN' IS BIG BUSINESS

*WARNING- The following Story is TRU. Names, Places, and Dates have been changed to protect the Guilty! If you are one afraid of ther truth, or are offended by explicit language, or the fact that I live my life off of the earnings of a Female. PLEASE GO TO A DIFFERENT WEB PAGE NOW!

Back in the day, lets say the late 60's or early 70's The Almighty Pimp God blessed a select group of Hoes (many are called, but few Are Chosen) on this small Planet with one. A God in his own right! (remember we all are created in his image) The one I speak of came in the form of the Pimp "Pretty Slim" and This is his story:

I was born a Mack! I have since grew into the Pimp I am today. Those of you who wish to play my game, the Pimp Game and are experencing diffulculty. Do what hoes try to do, choose another Game to play, because Pimpin is not sold, nor told, and lastly it can't be taught. A Pimp is born, just as I was. The principals however can be learned, but I'm not quite sure of how well,or if they can be utilized by others not in "the life". Some may think how does one know wheather or not one is a Pimp? Well if you don't know, or if you have no current Stable-O-Hoes, you are not a Pimp. I did however feel I was born with a sixth sense, the sense of ESP or the ability to forsee thinks which will come to pass. The thought is the cause of it all. So with this being the case, I've always had the best of everything, including my women (if any of my past hoes is reading this, yes you once was great, but only during the time when I choose to have your ass) Moving right along If I see myself with a Hoe, the Hoe will soon thereafter be mine. Thinking myself up some hoes is the easy part when It comes to my game. The only crazy part is to out think six or eight Hoes at the same time. To do this requires one to Be the Females he wishes to keep in check, knowing their every wish, like, and dislike, and especially What they hate about you. I know you may ask why would a Hoe hate her Pimp? Well thats a easy one, I've found most Hoes who hated me did so because I changed (they thought I changed, I was a Pimp all along) So knowing that a Hoe with hate in her heart for me is the worse bitch to have I now make it known up front that I Pimp, Pimpin Is My Profession. So now the only bitch I worry about hating me is one who thinks she can change me, (square me up). The song says "It's A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" Well Love & Hate is the same emotion positive or negative. Never love a hoe unless she makes you money, and if a Hoe can't make my money what do I need her for. Stupid so-called Players would say sex. I can make myself cum, so a hoe can only make my money. The Pimp Game isn't physical, but emotional. The Female is the most emotional creature God ever made, once you know how to control your emotions as well as those of your Hoes you are and can Pimp. I get inside there heads. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, etc... Pretty Slim! No Hoe I have or will ever have can function with out me (at least thats what I have them think/believe) Iam their world, their friend, lover, father, mother, brother, etc..., their God for I Am Their Pimp! Pretty Mutherfuckah!

Bitch Batta Have My Money!

Pimp Tight Links

The Realm of Nicky Mack, The Pimp
So you want to become a Pimp?
The Pimp Foundation
Iceburg Slim Homepage