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| August 14th - 2003 |
| Compaq Center |
| Houstin, Texas |
UPN in America, Sportsnet in Canada, and Fox Sports One in Australia, play alittle fansy commercial promoting themselves. Once the ad is complete, a notice appears on screen, reading:
ALL ACTS & STUNTS HAVE BEEN
PERFORMED BY PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED ATHLETES
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
The text remains on screen for a few moments before slowly fading away. The United Wrestling Federation (UwF) opening film clip begins to play over the networks, finishing up with the UwF Logo rocketing across screen. The screen then remains black for a brief moment before Tornado's opening clip begins to play. When the clip completes itself, a live camera switches on within the Compaq Center, as fireworks fire out from the rafters and explode all over the stage area. Once the fireworks are done, the arenas lights flash on and the camera zooms out real quickly to view the Tornado stage set-up.
The camera switches every few seconds, viewing different parts of the arena where Fans are up on their feet, cheering as they hold up various posters and sighs.
Ben Jones: The countdown is on! .. We are officially heading down the home straight leading to Beach Blast this Sunday on pay-per-view! .. Three big Championship matches have already been booked as a result of this past Monday Night on Massacre! .. What will the last pieces of this puzzle draw up for us tonight?? .. Only time will tell!
The camera switches to ringside, viewing Ben and Paul at the commentary booth. A small bar flashes up at the bottom of the screen, showing both guys names.
Ben Jones: Howdy everybody, im Ben Jones alongside the very sparked up Paul Springer!
Paul Springer: Errr.. Okay.. And stuff.
Ben Jones: .. We are at ringside, and Paul I've just gotta kick things off bvy saying that Massacre this past Monday Night was simply over the damn edge! .. Two by four shots to the head from Lloydster! .. Dreg walking about covered in blood and liking it! .. Mr. Hella giving in to Dreg's demands! .. And who could ever, or will ever, forget 2-D and James Taylor?? .. Totally wrecking and destroying The Faction's newest member, AND challenger this Sunday at Beach Blast for the UwF Championship, Jackson Thomas!
Paul Springer: Yeah, Yeah Banny.. Soak it all up baby because that'll be da last time we'll ever have to put up with dat displace.. And im out!
Ben Jones: Your what??
Paul Springer: Im out.. Ya know.. Punk a*s talk.. "Im out"..
Ben Jones: .. ..
Paul Springer: .. ..
Ben Jones: .. ..
Paul Springer: .. Okay, forget it.. And stuff.
Ben Jones: No problem there! .. As I was saying, a huge night on Massacre, as will tonight right here on Tornado.. We've got a huge fatal four way elimination match booked thanks to Mr. Hella himself! .. We've got The Cyclone versus 2-D as our Main Event! .. And I think im very clear to say that there should be a whole lot more to the show than just that before we jump off air here tonight in Houstin.
Paul Springer: Meh.. Well The Superior Springer hopes not 'cause I need sleep.
Massacre's theme slowly begins to fade out as the camera pans around to face the stage area. "Mean Street Posse's Theme" by WWE begins to play, with the Fans turning their cheers into complete boos. Within moments Nathan Hella makes his way out onto the stage area, wearing a really nice, somewhat delux type suit. The suits jacket is finely buttoned up, though once Hella reaches the top of the ramp way he goes to unbutton it. After a quick moment of thinking though, Hella decides not to open up his jacket, instead he just goes a small spin, allowing everyone to see him from all over.
Paul Springer: Oh yeah Benny, its my main man Hella!
Ben Jones: Mr. Hella deciding to kick off the final Tornado before Beach Blast, and might I just add, what a nice suit!
Paul Springer: Loaded with mon-ay, and not afraid to show it Benny!
Hella gives abit of a smile for the camera before making the cocky, confident walk down the ramp way.
Glenn Yeatmen: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ring, The Owner of the United Wrestling Federation! .. Mr. Hella!!!!
The Fans madly boo after Hella's introduction, though Hella doesn't seem to be taking any of it in. He stomps his way up the ring stairs, walking along the apron with a very big smile. He briefly looks out into the crowd before entering the ring. Ring Announcer Glenn Yeatmen hands him the microphone before leaving the ring. Hella even thanks him for the microphone, which clearly shocks Yeatmen.
Ben Jones: You know Paul, Mr. Hella seems really happy.. Which can't exactly be a good thing.
Paul Springer: Its probably because he got laid.. How tha hell do I know!?! .. Anyway, the mon-ay is now rolling in big time for him.. He's got one hell 'ova chick for a Wife.. The Faction totally kicks a*s.. The Franchise will be the first UwF Champion dis Sunday.. Why wouldn't ya be happy with dat!?!
Ben Jones: .. You strike an awesome point there.
Paul Springer: Errr.. Im not gay.. And stuff.. So dont look at me like dat Benny.. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE DAT!!!!
Ben Jones: Pardon??
Paul Springer: Errr.. Just shut up and stuff!
Hella moves into the centre of the ring as his theme is cut off. He looks out into the crowd for a couple of moments, taking a deep breath before raising the microphone up and speaking.
Nathan Hella: Houstin! .. Welcome to The Faction's final edition of Tornado before Beach Blast!
Hella is cut off to the sound of a roaring reaction of boos from the pumped up crowd.
Nathan Hella: Ahh whatever.. I give, give, give, and you people take, take, take, yet continue to dislike me..
The Fans interupt Hella once again, this time cheering in agreement.
Paul Springer: Sit da hell down you dumba*ses! .. Dats Tha Master Mind up d'ere!
Ben Jones: Boy these Fans are really giving a piece of their minds to our Boss!
Hella shakes his head, though this all changes when he looks down at his jacket for some odd reason.
Nathan Hella: You know what.. Nothing.. NOTHING! .. Is going to take away my million dollar smile here tonight.. NOTHING!!!!
Hella pauses, looking back up at the crowd and camera, smiling once again.
Nathan Hella: No 2-D will remove this smile! .. No James Taylor! .. Not even Justin Sane will remove this smile, and I'll tell you all why! .. Ya see, The Franchise.. ..
The crowd interupt Hella once again with boos, obviously dirrected just at Jackson's name being said. Hella realizes this quickly, raising his arm in the air as some sort fo signal for everyone to quiet down.
Nathan Hella: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.. Ya 'all love him, I know, though as I was saying before being rudely interupted! .. The Franchise made a very interesting point this past Monday Night on Massacre.. Ya see, with the plan "The Master Mind" has setup for Beach Blast, there aint no way The Faction will be denied!
The Fans boo, though Hella just simply shakes his head, not giving a damn about their reaction.
Nathan Hella: With the plan thats been set, The Faction will get everything they want and so dearly deserve, but! .. The Franchise made a great point when saying that all The Faction, and my company needed was for yours truly to be covered in gold! .. And all I can really say to that is The Franchise is a true genius! .. Infact, and I go on record by saying this, but its ideas like that which will make The Franchise the absolute best UwF Champion this company will ever have after this Sunday when he beats 2-D in the First Blood Main Event baby!
The Fans begin to boo as Hella tries finish the sentence, though Hella just raises his voice, making sure his words come out and are heard clearly. Hella nods for a moment, though raises his hand once again, signalling theres more.
Nathan Hella: Which brings me to my whole point of being out here before you all! ..
With that said, Hella places the microphone down on the mat. He slowly unbuttons his jacket, slowly opening it up to reveal the European Championship Belt strapped perfectly around his waist. Hella smirks quite happily as the crowd roar in total dissapproval.
Paul Springer: Kick a*s!
Ben Jones: My goodness, Mr. Hella is wearing that European Title!
Hella leans over slowly and picks the microphone up once again, looking back up at the camera as he begins to speak once again, using his other hand to hold the jacket open enough so everyone can see the championship.
Nathan Hella: Oh yeah boys and girls, what you see is truly shocking, yet probably the best thing to ever grace Europe! .. Your new, and first European Champion here in the United Wrestling Federation! .. Me! .. The Master Mind! .. Nathan Hella baby!
Hella raises his arms as if he won a million dollar jackpot.
Nathan Hella: And with that said, I intend on fully proving that im the greatest thing to grace Europe by defending the gold one on one with any Superstar this Sunday at Beach Blast!
Hella raises his arms once again, this time thanking the Fans.
Ben Jones: I can't believe it! .. Mr. Hella is the European Champion!
Paul Springer: He deserves alot more, though dat rules!
Hella takes the European Championship off and buttons up his jacket once again before throwing the title belt over his shoulder, holding it in place perfectly whilst making sure the camera crew get "the" perfect shot of him with the title.
Nathan Hella: Anyway! .. As much as I know you'd all like me to stand out here and pose with this championship belt, I honestly can't! .. Instead, im out here to present and introduce to you all the next, and first man to hold the UwF Championship after he defeats 2-D this Sunday in a First Blood Match! .. He is without a doubt Toronto's greatest AND finest! .. Jackson "The Franchise" Thomas!
Hella points up to the top of the ramp way. "Word Life" begins to pump throughout the Compaq Center as the cameras pan around to view the stage area. The crowd really open up with boos and various overwelming chants as Jackson Thomas makes his way out onto the stage area. He lifts his arms up and down, trying to pump the crowd up like he use to whilst walking back and forth across the stage.
Paul Springer: He's "our" next Champion Benny!
Ben Jones: Well, I must admit that it truly "excites" me just to think about Jackson.. With gold of course! .. And the thought may very well become reality when Beach Blast is all said and done!
Paul Springer: Errr.. Okay.
Thomas moves to the top of the ramp way, looking out at the crowd whilst grabbing his crotch area, basically telling the Fans what they can do for him. He soon makes his way down the ramp way, this time taking into notice Hella, who continues to stand in the ring area holding "his" belt. Thomas claps, somewhat bowing down to him as if he were a king. Thomas soon slides into the ring, jumping quickly to his feet and shaking Hella's hand in the punkish style.
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MATCH ONE
SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL
REFEREE: SHELDON RIVERA
NON TITLE
MIKE ALEXANDER VS JACKSON THOMAS
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Yeatmen is hand the microphone once getting into the ring. Hella and Thomas exchange words before Hella makes his exit. Thomas pulls alittle something out from his baggy pocket, revealing to be his headgear. He puts it on carefully as his theme comes to an end.
Ben Jones: From what we know peoples, The Franchise is under doctors orders to be wearing that headgear after the assult 2-D and Jay layed on him this past week on Massacre.
Paul Springer: You just had to spoil da whole moment didn't ya??
Ben Jones: Well sorry Mister!
Hella reaches the top of the ramp way area as "Just Like You" by Count The Stars begins to play. Mike Alexander makes his way out from the back almost strait away, tapping Hella on the shoulder with a big smile before heading down the ramp way to an awesome reaction from the Fans. Hella simply turns around, not looking to be impressed at all with what just happened.
Glenn Yeatmen: The following contest is schedule for one fall! .. Making his way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! .. Weighing in at 265 pounds! .. "The Experience" Mike Alexander!!!!
Hella shakes his head, turning around and pointing out for Thomas to finish the guy off good. The camera switches back to the ring area where Thomas is nodding. Within a blink of a second, Alexander rolls into the ring and begins to hammer right into Thomas.
Paul Springer: Bah!
Ben Jones: This rookie is looking for a fight out of The Franchise, and its a fight he may very well get if he keeps this up!
Paul Springer: Huh?? .. Da Ref aint even out here Benny! .. Diss a*s-munch is totally dissrespecting "our" next UwF Champ!
As Alexander backs Thomas up into the ropes with hard right hands, Referee Sheldon Rivera is seen sliding into the ring and calling for the bell. Alexander irish whips Thomas into the ropes, taking Thomas down with a shoulder bardge take-down. With the crowd firmly behind Alexander, Thomas stumbles back to his feet, only to be irish whiped into the ropes once again. This time Alexander takes Thomas down to the mat with a back body drop.
Ben Jones: Get a load of the muscles on The Experience! .. How intimidating!
Paul Springer: Ya, and I bet you'd like to Experience him too.. And stuff.
Ben Jones: Only if you allowed it.
Paul Springer: AHHH!!!!
Ben can be heard laughing as Thomas stumbles back to his feet once again. Alexander backs him into one of the corner turn buckles, pounding away at him with right hands. Before Sheldon can even begin a count for Alexander, Alexander pulls Thomas out from the corner, delivering a hard scoop slam. Keeping the crowd on their feet, Alexander taunts alittle as he exits the ring, running across the apron and climbing the corner turn buckle. Alexander taunts alittle more once reaching the top before jumping off, attempting an elbow drop. Thomas however see's this coming, rolling out of the way in-time.
Ben Jones: Ouch! .. I guess thats the punishment you receiving when taking high risks!
Paul Springer: Bah well.. The crap a*s Experience's chances are now over, and now The Franchise is SO gonna kick his anus!
Both men stumble to their feet. Alexander tries to throw the first punch, though Thomas blocks. Thomas then dashes in with some right hands of his own. Thomas then raises into the ropes, taking Alexander down with a neckbreaker. Alexander stumbles back to his feet, trying to clear himself up. Thomas keeps on top of the situation however, kicking Alexander in the mid-section before taking him down again with a DDT. Thomas wastes no time, hooking Alexander's leg in the pinning position, [ 1.. 2.. ].. Alexander powers out.
Paul Springer: Dats what im talkin about! .. The Franchise is keeping on top of diss rookie!
Ben Jones: Ohh what an image!
Paul Springer: BAH! .. YOUR SICK! .. And stuff.
Thomas argues with Sheldon alittle, though doesn't waste too much time, picking Alexander up once again. He gets right in his face, talking alittle trash before slapping him fair across the face. Before Alexander can react though, Thomas hits him in the stomach area with a series of kicks before hoisting him up in the air, delivering a nice brain buster into the cover, [ 1.. 2.. ].. Alexander just kicks out this time.
Ben Jones: A close one there, though The Experience refuses to stay down!
Paul Springer: I think Tha Master Mind needs to come back out.
Thomas starts to get alittle frustrated, pacing back and forth in the ring trying to think of what to do next. As he does this, "Machine Gun" by Jimmy Hendrix begins to play. This immediately grabs Thomas's attention, aswell as everybody elses. The camera soon switches to view the stage area as 2-D and James Taylor slowly walk out, fully dressed and looking to be quite calm about everything.
Paul Springer: What da hell is diss!?!
2-D and Taylor stop at the top of the ramp way. Taylor begins to wave down at Thomas, whilst 2-D merely folds his arms and watches. The camera switches back to the ring area as 2-D's theme fades off, and Thomas looks to be absolutely livid, showing this by kicking the bottom ring rope repeatedly as he yells out for 2-D and Taylor to come down to the ring.
Paul Springer: Errr.. Like Franchise, focus on da match!
Ben Jones: I agree one hundred percent, though whats 2-D and Jay's purpose of being out here if they aren't intending on putting up a fight with The Franchise??
Paul Springer: Huh?? .. Like shut up and stuff! .. Diss is important!
The Fans laugh and cheer at Thomas's whole reaction to whats going on. Sheldon looks as though he'd like to do something about the situation, though nothing seems to be wrong with whats going on with 2-D and Taylor being at the top of the ramp way and not at ringside. Back in the ring though, Alexander is seen crawling toward Thomas. With Thomas clearly distracted, Alexander rolls Thomas up with a school boy, leaving Sheldon with no choice but to count, [ 1.. 2.. 3.. ].. The bell sounds and Alexander's theme begins to play.
Glenn Yeatmen: The winner of this contest! .. Mike Alexander!!!!
The crowd goes absolutely nuts with cheers as Alexander quickly rolls out of the ring, looking to be real surprised and happy with what just happened. Thomas on the other hand jumps back to his feet, shocked and majorly annoyed.
Ben Jones: The Experience has done it! .. Mike has beaten The Franchise, I can't believe it!
Paul Springer: And with a roll-up aswell.. Diss sucks!
Ben Jones: Boy oh Boy! .. What a debut and a half for this rookie!
As Alexander stumbles his way up the ramp way, the camera switches to show 2-D and Taylor at the top of the ramp way, smiling as they clap their hands for Thomas. Alexander soon reaches the top of the ramp way, getting his hand shaked by 2-D and Taylor. All three men then leave together, with the camera switching to view Thomas leaving the ring. A few front row Fans try getting in his face as they laugh, though he fingers them off whilst storming up the ramp way.
Ben Jones: This is unbelieveable.. Jackson Thomas, who takes on 2-D for the UwF Championship at Beach Blast, just lost to the UwF's newest signer! .. Certainly an embarressing moment there for The Franchise, being that we are at our final pit stop before Sunday!
Paul Springer: Hell.. Ta.. Pay.. Benny!
Ben Jones: You may be right.. Theres still alot to get through before we go off the air!
Tornado's theme begins to play as Houston and Jacob Hein's posers flash up along with Beach Blast's Logo, quite obviously promoting both guys debuting match this Sunday at Beach Blast.
Ben Jones: The tension is building! .. But the wait will soon be over! .. Houston and Jacob Hein! .. Two giant names to hit the UwF scene clash one on one this Sunday at Beach Blast! .. You really dont wanna miss it!
Just as Ben finishes his sentence, the Tornado Logo burns up on screen, sending the UwF to commercial break.
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