There once was a man from nantucket
Who sat on top of a bucket
One day he fell off
The people did scoff
and he said "Bastard, go suck it!"
There once was a whore from Route 1
Who said "Hey how's would you like to have some fun?"
The guy turned and ran
And got hit by a van
She said, "poor sucker, he got none"
There once was a jaded boy
Who lived a life of no joy
He got hit by a truck
And was shit out of luck
Not to be saved by a clever ploy
**VANILLA ICE TRIBUTE**
There once was a boy named Ice
You couldn't purchase his talent at any price
He made a really good movie
And it was pretty groovy
But then drugs became his vice
There once was a Robin Lyon
Who liked to go see a lion
The lion went roar
Then she went no more
For the cause of it, she was always lying.
