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Movies previously seen on Monstervision scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available). Times shown before 7am are considered night of previous day, so you can set your VCR before going to sleep.
Date/time  Movie Title/Description Links                 Channel

Sat 4-1-06:
7:30 am, Sat The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
7:35 am, Sat Time Bandits (David Warner as Satan, John Cleese as Robin Hood) Flix Movie Channel 
8:00 am, Sat The Village (Some things in the woods)      WAM!  
             White Noise                                 HBO 
8:05 am, Sat Contact                                     Thrillermax  
9:00 am, Sat Damnation Alley (post-WW3 killer cockroaches) Action Channel 
9:25 am, Sat Johnny Mnemonic (it's all in his head)      The Movie Channel  
9:30 am, Sat Back to the Future                          TNT  
9:35 am, Sat Excalibur                                   HD Movies 
9:50 am, Sat Batman                                      HBO Zone 
             Island of Dr. Moreau                        Mystery Channel 
10:00 am, Sat Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome              WAM!  
              The Mothman Prophecies                     TBS  
10:40 am, Sat Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price mad scientist comedy)  Showtime Beyond 
11:00 am, Sat The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy       Starz Second Feed 
11:35 am, Sat The Stepford Wives (2004)                  Showtime Women 
11:45 am, Sat Phenomenon                                 HBO #3  
12:00 pm, Sat Blast from the Past (raised in a fallout shelter) TNT  
              Tempest                                    HD Movies 
1:10 pm, Sat Darkness                                    Starz Cinema 
1:40 pm, Sat House 4                                     HBO Zone 
2:00 pm, Sat Big (Tom Hanks fantasy)                     American Movie Classics 
             Fight Club                                  FX Channel  
2:15 pm, Sat The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO  
2:30 pm, Sat The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
3:00 pm, Sat Predator                                    Action Channel 
3:05 pm, Sat Total Recall                                TBS  
4:00 pm, Sat Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime  
4:30 pm, Sat White Noise                                 HBO  
5:00 pm, Sat The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
             The Core                                    FX Channel  
5pm/8pm EST  Child's Play                                WOR New York 
5:50 pm, Sat Superman II                                 Actionmax  
6:30 pm, Sat The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
6:40 pm, Sat Island of Dr. Moreau                        Mystery Channel 
6:50 pm, Sat Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Cinemax  
7:00 pm, Sat Groundhog Day (comedy, Bill Murray in a timeloop) Showtime Family Zone 
7:10 pm, Sat The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Second Feed 
7:30 pm, Sat Contact                                     Thrillermax  
7:45 pm, Sat The Village (don't go in the woods at night) WAM! 
7:50 pm, Sat Sin City                                    Starz Cinema 
8:00 pm, Sat Back to the Future, Part III                Encore's The Western Channel 
             Dragonslayer                                HD Movies 
             Michael                                     Encore  
             The Ring                                    ABC 
             Twins (Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito)       American Movie Classics 
             Underworld                                  TBS  
             X2                                          FX Channel  
8:20 pm, Sat Octane                                      Mystery Channel 
8:45 pm, Sat Ghostbusters (Aykroyd, Bill Murray comedy)  Showtime Family Zone 
10:00 pm, Sat Phenomenon                                 HBO #3
              Saw                                        Showtime  
10pm/1am EST  The Time of Their Lives                    Turner Classic Movies 
10:30 pm, Sat Johnny Mnemonic (they want to pick his brain) The Movie Channel  
10:35 pm, Sat Conan the Barbarian (Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones) Actionmax  
11:00 pm, Sat The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2                HD Movies 
12:00 am, Sun Dog Soldiers (Army vs. werewolves in Scotland) SCIFI  
              Ghost Ship                                 HBO #3 
12:30 am, Sun The Day After Tomorrow                     HBO  
              Toolbox Murders                            Mystery Channel 
12:35 am, Sun Dragonslayer                               HD Movies 
1:00 am, Sun Soldier (Kurt Russell stranded in space)    HBO #2  
1:15 am, Sun Twins                                       American Movie Classics 
1:30 am, Sun Batman Forever                              TBS  
             The Faculty                                 Showtime Beyond 
1:40 am, Sun Darkness                                    Starz Cinema 
3am/6am EST  Just Imagine                                FOX Movie Channel 
3:10 am, Sun The Butterfly Effect                        Starz  
             Predator                                    Action Channel 
3:30 am, Sun The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2                 HD Movies 
3:00 am, Sun Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Cinemax  
3:05 am, Sun Bram Stoker's The Mummy                     More Max 
3:30 am, Sun The Blob (1988)                             Flix Movie Channel 
3:40 am, Sun The Stepford Wives  (2004)                  Showtime Women 
4:00 am, Sun Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell      SCIFI  
4:15 am, Sun FeardotCom                                  HBO #2  
5:45 am, Sun Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price) Showtime Beyond 
6:15 am, Sun Big (Tom Hanks wishes to be a grownup)      American Movie Classics 
6:25 am, Sun Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. Jon Lovitz) HBO
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Sun 4-2-06, Daylight Savings begins, spring forward at somebody:
7:30 am, Sun 13 Going on 30                              Encore 
7:45 am, Sun Batman Forever                              TBS  
             Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO #2  
7:50 am, Sun Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning            Starz Second Feed 
8:15 am, Sun The Tin Soldier                             Showtime Family Zone 
8:40 am, Sun Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime #2  
9:45 am, Sun Groundhog Day (Bill Murray in a timeloop)   Encore  
10:00 am, Sun Star Trek: The Motion Picture              Thrillermax  
10:30 am, Sun Troll 2                                    Showtime Beyond 
10:45 am, Sun Eight Legged Freaks                        HBO 
              Groundhog Day (comedy, Bill Murray in a timeloop) Showtime
10:50 am, Sun Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)            HBO Zone 
11:00 am, Sun Fight Club                                 FX Channel  
11:30 am, Sun Elektra                                    Actionmax  
              The Forgotten                              Encore  
              Highlander (Sean Connery)                  American Movie Classics 
              Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO Family 
12:10 pm, Sun Chronicle of the Raven                     Showtime Beyond 
12:50 pm, Sun Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King  Action Channel 
1:05 pm, Sun Armageddon                                  Starz 2nd Feed 
             Michael                                     Encore  
1:15 pm, Sun Dragonslayer                                HD Movies 
2:00 pm, Sun I, Robot (Will Smith)                       Cinemax  
             The Order                                   FX Channel  
2:15 pm, Sun Small Soldiers                              HBO Comedy 
3:00 pm, Sun Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger)           HBO Family 
             Legend of Earthsea                          SCIFI 
3:05 pm, Sun Dracula (1979)                              Mystery Channel 
             Godzilla                                    Showtime  
3:15 pm, Sun Blade II                                    TBS  
3:30 pm, Sun Batman & Robin                              More Max 
             Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime #2  
4:00 pm, Sun X2                                          FX Channel  
4:55 pm, Sun Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
5:00 pm, Sun Legend of Earthsea                          SCIFI  
5:15 pm, Sun Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning            Starz Second Feed 
5:30 pm, Sun Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Cinemax  
             Underworld                                  TBS  
6:15 pm, Sun 13 Going on 30                              Encore  
             Ghostbusters (Aykroyd, Bill Murray comedy)  Flix Movie Channel 
6:35 pm, Sun Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
7:00 pm, Sun Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King               SCIFI  
7:45 pm, Sun Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) Showtime Extreme  
             Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
8:00 pm, Sun Elektra (she's still a daredevil)           Actionmax  
             The Forgotten                               Encore 
             Johnny Mnemonic                             Showtime Showcase 
9:00 pm, Sun Seed of Chucky                              HBO Zone 
9:03 pm, Sun Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King               SCIFI  
9:35 pm, Sun The Terminator                              Encore  
10:00 pm, Sun Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King  Action Channel 
              Shaun of the Dead                          Cinemax  
10:05 pm, Sun Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)           The Movie Channel  
11:05 pm, Sun The Butterfly Effect                       Starz  
11:10 pm, Sun Armageddon                                 Starz Second Feed 
11:30 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Encore  
11:40 pm, Sun I, Robot                                   Cinemax 
12:00 am, Mon A Tale of Two Sisters                      Sundance Channel 
1:50 am, Mon Forbidden Zone                              Showtime Beyond 
1:55 am, Mon Catwoman                                    HBO Family 
3:00 am, Mon Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled        SCIFI  
3:05 am, Mon The Forgotten                               Encore  
3:30 am, Mon Wes Craven's New Nightmare                  BRAVO  
3:45 am, Mon Last Action Hero                            HBO Family 
4:00 am, Mon Godzilla                                    Showtime  
4:40 am, Mon Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Encore  
4:50 am, Mon Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
             War of the Worlds                           Thrillermax  
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Mon 4-3-06:
7:25 am, Mon Groundhog Day (comedy)                      Showtime #2  
7:30 am, Mon Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4)            Starz Second Feed 
7:40 am, Mon Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
9:10 am, Mon Godzilla                                    Showtime #2  
9:45 am, Mon Wes Craven's The Serpent and the Rainbow    Thrillermax  
10:00 am, Mon Batman                                     HBO #2  
10:15 am, Mon The Incredibles                            Starz  
11:00 am, Mon Midsummer Night's Dream, A                 Showtime Showcase 
              The Order                                  FX Channel 
11:30 am, Mon Phantom of the Opera (2004)                HBO #3  
11:35 am, Mon Gacy                                       Encore's True Channel 
12:15 pm, Mon Catwoman                                   HBO #2  
2:45 pm, Mon Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
2:55 pm, Mon The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO Zone 
3:45 pm, Mon Phenomenon                                  HBO  
4:20 pm, Mon Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Starz Family 
4:45 pm, Mon Groundhog Day (comedy)                      Showtime #2  
5:05 pm, Mon The Stepford Wives  (2004)                  The Movie Channel  
5:55 pm, Mon Modern Problems                             HBO Comedy 
6:15 pm, Mon White Noise                                 HBO #2  
6:20 pm, Mon The Blob (1988)                             Action Channel 
6:30 pm, Mon Godzilla                                    Showtime #2  
7:00 pm, Mon The Incredibles                             Starz  
             So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Family Zone 
8:00 pm, Mon Gacy                                        Encore's True Channel 
8:05 pm, Mon Fire In The Sky (James Garner doesn't believe alien abduction) Thrillermax 
9:00 pm, Mon Exorcist: The Beginning                     More Max 
9:45 pm, Mon Thunderbirds                                Starz Family 
10:00 pm, Mon True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax  
11:30 pm, Mon Open Water                                 Showtime  
11:35 pm, Mon Batman                                     HBO #2
12:05 am, Tue Judge Dredd                                Encore  
12:10 am, Tue Toolbox Murders                            Mystery Channel 
12:55 am, Tue The Jacket                                 HBO  
1:20 am, Tue Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
2:00 am, Tue Dentist II                                  Cinemax  
3:00 am, Tue Ju-on: The Grudge                           Showtime Beyond 
3:05 am, Tue The Faculty                                 Showtime  
3:35 am, Tue The Howling 7: New Moon Rising              More Max 
             Madhouse                                    Mystery Channel 
4:00 am, Tue Quest for Fire                              BRAVO  
5:20 am, Tue Moby Dick                                   Encore's True Channel 
6:05 am, Tue The Incredibles                             Starz  
6:20 am, Tue Moby Dick                                   Movie Plex
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Tues 4-4-06:
7:15 am, Tue Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
7:50 am, Tue Superman II                                 Actionmax East 
8:30 am, Tue Irwin Allen's The Poseidon Adventure        American Movie Classics 
9:30 am, Tue Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price) Showtime Beyond 
10:25 am, Tue Shrek, part 2                              HBO Family 
10:45 am, Tue The Ring Two                               HBO Zone 
11:05 am, Tue Chronicle of the Raven                     Showtime Beyond 
1:30 pm, Tue Elektra                                     Cinemax  
2:00 pm, Tue Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
2:15 pm, Tue The Exorcist (2000)                         More Max 
2:20 pm, Tue The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
3:05 pm, Tue Leviathan (don't go in the abandoned ship)  Action Channel 
4:35 pm, Tue Contact                                     More Max 
4:50 pm, Tue Nine Lives                                  The Movie Channel  
5:10 pm, Tue Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO Zone 
5:55 pm, Tue Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
6:30 pm, Tue American Werewolf in Paris, An              Action Channel 
6:45 pm, Tue Them! (giant mutant ants)                   Thrillermax  
6:55 pm, Tue Ghost Ship                                  HBO Zone 
7:00 pm, Tue Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
8:00 pm, Tue 13 Going on 30                              Wam! 
             The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
             I, Robot (Will Smith)                       Actionmax  
8:30 pm, Tue The Ring Two                                HBO Zone 
9:40 pm, Tue Psycho                                      Mystery Channel 
10:00 pm, Tue Predator                                   Action Channel 
11:10 pm, Tue Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Family
1:05 am, Wed Night of the Living Dead (1990)             Showtime Beyond 
1:20 am, Wed Vlad                                        Mystery Channel 
2:00 am, Wed Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
2:45 am, Wed Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream)          Cinemax  
2:50 am, Wed Child's Play 3                              Starz  
3:00 am, Wed I, Robot                                    Actionmax  
3:15 am, Wed Trilogy of Terror 2                         HBO Zone 
5:35 am, Wed The Village (some things in the woods)      Mystery Channel 
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Wed 4-5-06:
7:30 am, Wed Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
             Earth vs. the Flying Saucers                Action Channel 
             Ladyhawke                                   More Max 
8:00 am, Wed 13 Going on 30                              Wam! 
             Phenomenon                                  HBO #3  
8:20 am, Wed The Andromeda Strain                        Sundance Channel 
8:30 am, Wed The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO  
9:00 am, Wed Ghost in the Machine                        Starz Second Feed 
9:15 am, Wed So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Women 
10:00 am, Wed Blast from the Past (comedy after WW3)     TBS  
10:10 am, Wed Resident Evil: Apocalypse                  Actionmax  
11:15 am, Wed Batman (1989)                              HBO Zone 
11:45 am, Wed Fear of the Dark                           Showtime #2  
12:15 pm, Wed Kid in King Arthur's Court, A              Starz 
1:15 pm, Wed Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
1:30 pm, Wed Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
2:20 pm, Wed Last Action Hero                            HBO Family 
2:30 pm, Wed The Village (some things in the woods)      Mystery  
4:20 pm, Wed Shrek, part 2                               HBO Comedy 
4:35 pm, Wed Spider-Man 2                                More Max 
5:45 pm, Wed The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO  
6:00 pm, Wed The Big Lebowski                            Comedy Channel  
             Ghostbusters (comedy, Aykroyd, Bill Murray) Flix Movie Channel 
6:15 pm, Wed The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2                 HD Movies 
6:20 pm, Wed Shaun of the Dead                           Actionmax East 
6:25 pm, Wed So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)       Showtime Women 
6:30 pm, Wed The Andromeda Strain                        Sundance Channel 
6:45 pm, Wed Batman & Robin                              More Max 
7:10 pm, Wed Mars Attacks!                               Starz
7:30 pm, Wed Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
8:00 pm, Wed Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax East 
             Virus                                       Mystery Channel 
8:45 pm, Wed Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO Family 
9:00 pm, Wed 007 in Die Another Day                      Spike (TNN) 
9:35 pm, Wed Independence Day (Will Smith)               Actionmax  
9:45 pm, Wed Deep Rising                                 Mystery Channel 
10:30 pm, Wed Last Action Hero                           HBO Family 
11:00 pm, Wed Phenomenon                                 HBO #3  
11:35 pm, Wed Necronomicon                               Thrillermax  
              The Village (Sigourney Weaver)             Mystery
12:30 am, Thu Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Encore  
12:45 am, Thu Tank Girl (after the comet hit Earth)      Starz Kids 
1:00 am, Thu The Island of Dr. Moreau                    Starz  
2:00 am, Thu Repo Man                                    Cinemax  
3:00 am, Thu Stephen King's Pet Sematary                 Thrillermax  
4:00 am, Thu Earth vs. the Flying Saucers                Action Channel 
5:00 am, Thu Earth vs. the Flying Saucers                Movie Plex 
         Gremlins part 2: The New Batch                  Starz  
5:05 am, Thu Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
6:00 am, Thu Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price comedy) Showtime Beyond 
6:50 am, Thu The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz
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Thurs 4-6-06:
7:30 am, Thu Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
7:40 am, Thu Xanadu                                      Encore  
8:50 am, Thu Mars Attacks!                               Starz  
9:15 am, Thu Fear of the Dark                            Showtime  
             Ice Station Zebra (blood, fire & ice)       Actionmax  
9:25 am, Thu Michael                                     Encore
9:30 am, Thu Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
9:35 am, Thu Time Bandits (David Warner as Satan, John Cleese as Robin Hood) Flix Movie Channel 
10:00 am, Thu Boogeyman                                  Starz Second Feed 
              Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind      HBO #2  
10:30 am, Thu The Tin Soldier                            Showtime Family Zone 
11:00 am, Thu I Still Know What You Did Last Summer      FX Channel  
              The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2                HD Movies 
11:10 am, Thu Deep Rising                                Encore  
11:45 am, Thu Field of Dreams                            Cinemax  
12:05 pm, Thu Shrek, part 2                              HBO Family 
12:20 pm, Thu Gremlins part 2: The New Batch             Starz  
12:45 pm, Thu Dragonslayer                               HD Movies 
1:00 pm, Thu The Forgotten                               Encore  
             Island of Dr. Moreau                        Mystery Channel 
1:30 pm, Thu Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
             War of the Worlds                           Thrillermax 
             White Noise                                 HBO #3  
1:40 pm, Thu Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO Family 
1:45 pm, Thu Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO #2  
3:05 pm, Thu Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning            Starz Second Feed 
             Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
3:40 pm, Thu Krull                                       Action Channel 
4:30 pm, Thu The Butterfly Effect                        Starz  
             Judge Dredd (Stallone, court is adjourned)  Showtime  
4:35 pm, Thu Tank Girl (after the end of civilization)   Starz Kids 
4:40 pm, Thu Krull                                       Movie Plex 
4:50 pm, Thu Armageddon                                  Starz Second Feed 
5:10 pm, Thu Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
5:30 pm, Thu Phantom of the Opera, The (2004)            HBO  
5:50 pm, Thu Conan the Barbarian                         Actionmax  
6:05 pm, Thu Powder                                      Showtime #2  
6:30 pm, Thu The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz  
6:35 pm, Thu Fire In The Sky (James Garner doesn't believe in alien abduction, yet) Thrillermax  
7:30 pm, Thu Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
8:00 pm, Thu Apt Pupil                                   HD Movies 
             Michael                                     Encore  
8:25 pm, Thu Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
9:00 pm, Thu Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO Zone 
9pm/12am EST The Dead Zone (Joe Bob says check it out)   Independent Film Channel 
9:50 pm, Thu The Island of Dr. Moreau                    Mystery Channel 
10:00 pm, Thu The Forgotten                              Encore  
              Krull                                      Action Channel 
11:00 pm, Thu Krull                                      Movie Plex 
11:35 pm, Thu Sin City                                   Starz Cinema 
              The Terminator                             Encore 
12:15 am, Fri Apt Pupil                                  HD Movies 
12:20 am, Fri Armageddon                                 Starz Second Feed 
12:50 am, Fri Judge Dredd                                Showtime  
1:00 am, Fri The Butterfly Effect                        Starz  
1am/3am EST  The Dead Zone                               Independent Film Channel 
1:10 am, Fri Shredder                                    Showtime Beyond 
1:40 am, Fri The Night Flier                             Cinemax  
1:45 am, Fri Friday the 13th, Part 3                     More Max 
1:50 am, Fri Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
2:00 am, Fri I Still Know What You Did Last Summer       FX Channel  
             Night of the Living Dead (1990)             Showtime #2  
4:20 am, Fri Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
6:00 am, Fri Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
6:05 am, Fri Audrey Rose                                 Mystery Channel 
6:30 am, Fri Dragonslayer                                HD Movies 
6:50 am, Fri The Attic Expeditions                       Starz Second Feed 
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Fri 4-7-06:
7:00 am, Fri The Tin Soldier                             Showtime #2  
7:05 am, Fri Audrey Rose                                 Movie Plex 
7:30 am, Fri Predator 2                                  Black Starz 
7:35 am, Fri 13 Going on 30                              Starz Kids 
7:45 am, Fri The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
7:55 am, Fri Modern Problems                             HBO Comedy 
8:35 am, Fri Independence Day                            Cinemax  
9:15 am, Fri Powder                                      Showtime  
             The Ring Two                                HBO #2 
9:20 am, Fri Pleasantville (Don Knotts is cranky)        Starz Kids 
9:35 am, Fri Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
10:15 am, Fri Exorcist: The Beginning                    More Max 
10:30 am, Fri House 4                                    HBO Zone 
10:45 am, Fri Elektra                                    Actionmax  
10:55 am, Fri Johnny Mnemonic                            Showtime Showcase 
11:00 am, Fri Judge Dredd                                Encore  
11:25 am, Fri So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)      WAM!  
12:00 pm, Fri Last Action Hero                           Showtime Extreme  
12:35 pm, Fri Blade: Trinity                             Black Starz 
12:50 pm, Fri House on Haunted Hill (1999)               Thrillermax  
1:00 pm, Fri I, Robot                                    Cinemax  
1:15 pm, Fri The Attic Expeditions                       Starz Second Feed 
1:45 pm, Fri Blast from the Past (comedy born in a fallout shelter) Turner South 
             The Incredibles                             Starz  
2:05 pm, Fri The Butterfly Effect                        Action Channel 
             Contact                                     More Max 
2:30 pm, Fri Cool World                                  HBO #2  
4:15 pm, Fri AVP: Alien Vs. Predator                     HBO #2  
             Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
4:30 pm, Fri Godzilla                                    Showtime  
5pm/8pm EST  Westworld (Yul Brynner as the killer robot) Turner Classic Movies 
5:50 pm, Fri Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Kids 
6:00 pm, Fri The Chronicles of Riddick                   HBO #2  
6:45 pm, Fri The Game                                    Showtime #2  
7:00 pm, Fri Powder                                      Showtime 
7pm/10pm EST Forbidden Planet                            Turner Classic Movies 
7:30 pm, Fri Independence Day                            Cinemax  
7:45 pm, Fri Hellboy                                     Starz Family 
             Last Action Hero                            Showtime Extreme  
8:00 pm, Fri 13 Going on 30                              Starz Kids 
             Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
             Silence of the Lambs                        American Movie Classics 
             Van Helsing                                 Encore 
8:10 pm, Fri So I Married an Axe Murderer                WAM!  
8:15 pm, Fri Ghostbusters                                Showtime Family Zone 
9:00 pm, Fri The Incredibles                             Starz  
             Dr. Who "World War 3"                       SCIFI
9pm/12am EST The Invisible Boy (Robbie the Robot turns evil) Turner Classic Movies 
10:00 pm, Fri The Butterfly Effect                       Action Channel 
              I, Robot                                   Cinemax  
              Johnny Mnemonic                            Showtime Showcase 
10:15 pm, Fri Judge Dredd                                Encore  
10:30 pm, Fri Wolf                                       Turner South 
              Puppet Master                              American Movie Classics
11:15 pm, Fri Elektra                                    Actionmax  
11:35 pm, Fri Modern Problems                            HBO Comedy 
12:00 am, Sat RoboCop                                    Encore  
12:15 am, Sat Pinata: Survival Island                    American Movie Classics 
1:15 am, Sat Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
1:35 am, Sat Hellboy                                     Starz Family 
2:00 am, Sat Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs    More Max 
             Phantom of the Opera (1962)                 American Movie Classics 
2:35 am, Sat The Terror (Boris Karloff)                  Mystery Channel 
3:35 am, Sat The Terror                                  Movie Plex 
3:45 am, Sat The Silence of the Lambs                    American Movie Classics 
4:00 am, Sat The Entity                                  Mystery Channel 
             Moby Dick (1956, script by Ray Bradbury)    Encore's True Channel 
4:05 am, Sat The Vampire Lovers                          The Movie Channel  
4:10 am, Sat Weird Science                               WAM!  
4:40 am, Sat Necronomicon                                Thrillermax  
5:00 am, Sat Moby Dick (1956, Gregory Peck vs. whale)    Movie Plex 
             Powder                                      Showtime  
6:00 am, Sat Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
6:30 am, Sat Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Cinemax
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Sat 4-8-06:
7:05 am, Sat Cursed                                      Starz Second Feed 
8:00 am, Sat Batman (1989)                               HBO #2  
             Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King   Starz  
8:35 am, Sat Fear of the Dark                            Showtime  
9:00 am, Sat Kull the Conqueror                          SCIFI  
             Shrek, Part 2                               HBO Family 
             Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Action Channel 
9:20 am, Sat Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO Zone 
9:30 am,     Play It Again Sam (ghost of Bogart)         HBO Signature
9:45 am, Sat Blast from the Past                         Turner South 
10:30 am,     Twister (Joe Bob tried to check it out)    TBS
10:35 am, Sat Last Action Hero                           HBO Family 
11:00 am, Sat Phantom of the Opera (2004)                HBO #3  
              Spider-Man 2                               More Max 
              13th Warrior                               SCIFI
11:15 am, Sat Wes Craven's The Serpent and the Rainbow   Thrillermax  
11:45 am, Sat The Incredibles                            Starz  
11:50 am, Sat Chances Are                                Encore's Love Stories Channel 
12:00 pm, Sat The Haunted Palace                         Flix Movie Channel 
              Ice Age (CGI animated, 2002)               FX Channel
12:40 pm, Sat Midsummer Night's Dream, A                 Showtime Beyond 
1:00 pm,     The Parent Trap (1998, Dennis Quaid)        Disney Channel
             Dragon Storm                                SCIFI
1:15 pm, Sat Pet Sematary                                Cinemax  
1:45 pm, Sat Blade: Trinity                              Starz  
             Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
2:00 pm, Sat Cursed                                      Starz Second Feed 
             The Flintstones                             USA Network
             Kindergarten Cop (Schwarzenegger)           Telemundo
2:05 pm, Sat Van Helsing                                 Encore  
2:30 pm, Sat Shaun of the Dead                           Actionmax  
3:00 pm, Sat Hercules (4 hours)                          SCIFI
             Spies Like Us (Dan Aykroyd & Chevy Chase accidentally start WW3) A&E
             Alienator                                   The Movie Channel
3pm/6pm EST  Hang Em High (Clint Eastwood)               Turner Classic Movies
3:30         Mel Brooks' History Of The World Part I     American Movie Classics
4:00 pm, Sat Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) Showtime #2  
4:40 pm, Sat The Day After Tomorrow (Al Gore says check it out) HBO Zone 
4:45 pm, Sat John Carpenter's They Live (Joe Bob says check it out) Cinemax  
5:00 pm, Sat The Jacket                                  HBO #3  
5:05 pm, Sat The Grudge                                  More Max 
             Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
5:30 pm,     The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) TNT
5:35 pm, Sat Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King   Starz
6:00 pm,     Top Gun (Joe Bob checked it out)            Family Channel
6:20 pm, Sat Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Action Channel
6:45 pm, Sat Spider-Man 2                                More Max 
7:00 pm, Sat Jurassic Park 3                             TBS
             Arabian Nights (2000, 4 hours, Aladdin: Jason Scott Lee) SCIFI
             Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by Robert Patrick as T2) HBO Family 
7pm/10pm EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard) Fox Movie Channel 
7:05 pm, Sat Chances Are                                 Encore's Love Stories Channel 
7:30 pm, Sat Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds (1985)  Cartoon Network
8:00 pm, Sat Constantine (2005)                          HBO  
             Die Hard (Bruce Willis vs. terrorists)      Encore
             Minority Report (2002)                      ABC 
             What About Bob? (Bill Murray vs. Richard Dreyfuss) American Movie Classics
             13th Warrior                                SCIFI
8pm & 10pm   The Beach (2000)                            Bravo
8pm & 12am   Kennedys: The Curse Of Power                History Channel
8:15 pm, Sat Elektra (she's still a daredevil)           Cinemax  
8:20 pm, Sat Johnny Mnemonic (it's all in his head)      Mystery Channel 
9:00 pm, Sat Phantom of the Opera (2004)                 HBO #3  
             Kung Fu Hustle (2004, set in 1940s)         Starz
9:10 pm, Sat The Fifth Element (Bruce Willis in the 23rd century) TBS  
9:15 pm, Sat Shrek 2                                     HBO Family 
9:40 pm, Sat Shaun of the Dead                           Actionmax  
10:00 pm, Sat Night of the Living Dead (1990)            Showtime Beyond 
10:00 pm EST  Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard) Fox Movie Channel 
10:15 pm, Sat Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)           The Movie Channel  
10:45 pm, Sat Blade: Trinity                             Starz  
11:00 pm, Sat Kull the Conqueror                         SCIFI  
              Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)            HBO 
11pm/2am EST  Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard) Fox Movie Channel 
11:30 pm, Sat Madhouse                                   Mystery Channel 
11:45 pm, Sat Starship Troopers                          TBS 
12:00 am, Sun Catwoman                                   HBO #2  
              What About Bob?                            American Movie Classics
12:15 am, Sun Toolbox Murders                            Showtime Beyond 
12:30 am, Sun Ghost Ship                                 HBO  
1:00 am,      Bikini Cavegirl                            Cinemax
1am/4am EST  Zardoz (Sean Connery as a kilt-wearing Terminator) Fox Movie Channel
1:15 am, Sun The Jacket                                  HBO #3  
             Last Action Hero                            Showtime Family Zone 
1:50 am, Sun Octane                                      Showtime Beyond 
2:00 am, EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard) Fox Movie Channel
2:15 am, Sun Aliens                                      TBS  
2:30 am,     Poison Ivy                                  Cinemax
2:40 am, Sun Armageddon                                  Starz  
3:00 am, Sun Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO Zone 
3:55 am, Sun Constantine                                 HBO
4:00 am,     Born In East L.A. (Cheech Marin comedy)     Cinemax
4:30 am,     Blade (a vampire, hunter)                   Telemundo
4:45 am, Sun The Alligator People (Lon Chaney)           American Movie Classics 
5:45 am, Sun The Food of the Gods                        Action Channel 
6:00 am, Sun Ella Enchanted                              Starz Family 
6:20 am, Sun Chances Are                                 Encore's Love Stories 
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Palm Sunday 4-9-06:
8:05 am, Sun Airplane! (funnier than Airport 77)         More Max 
8:15 am, Sun Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
9:00 am, Sun Jurassic Park 3                             TBS  
             Sometimes They Come Back...Again            SCIFI  
9:20 am, Sun Stepford Wives, The (2004)                  Showtime Women 
9:50 am, Sun The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
10:20 am, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy       Starz  
10:30 am, Sun So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime  
11:00 am, Sun The Fifth Element                          TBS  
              Phenomenon                                 HBO 
11:05 am, Sun The Village (some things in the woods)     Mystery Channel 
11:10 am, Sun Infection                                  Showtime Beyond 
11:15 am, Sun Powder                                     Showtime #2  
12:00 pm, Sun Jaws 2                                     USA Network 
12:45 pm, Sun Judge Dredd (Stallone, court is adjourned) Showtime  
1:00 pm, Sun Revenge of the Red Baron                    Flix Movie Channel 
             Scary Movie 2                               Comedy Central Channel  
             White Noise                                 HBO #3  
1:10 pm, Sun Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning            Showtime #2  
1:30/3:30 EST Tales from the Crypt (1972, Peter Cushing) Fox Movie Channel 
2:00 pm, Sun Deep Rising                                 Encore  
2:20 pm, Sun Ella Enchanted                              Starz Family 
2:30 pm, Sun Armageddon                                  Starz  
2:35 pm, Sun Stephen King's Christine (a real killer car) Mystery Channel 
3:05 pm, Sun Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
4:00 pm, Sun Jaws: The Revenge                           USA Network 
4:20 pm, Sun I, Robot                                    Actionmax East 
4:45 pm, Sun The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
5:00 pm, Sun Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4)            Starz Second Feed 
5:30 pm, Sun Contact                                     Thrillermax  
             Lara Croft                                  TBS
6:00 pm, Sun Freddy vs. Jason                            USA Network 
6:30 pm, Sun Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
6:45/9:45 EST Solaris                                    Independent Film Channel 
7:00 pm, Sun Scary Movie 2                               Comedy Central Channel  
             Grounded on 9/11                            History Channel
7pm/10pm EST Nell (Jodie Foster as a wildchild in the woods) Fox Movie Channel
7pm/10pm EST How To Marry A Millionaire (1953, Marilyn Monroe) Turner Classic Movies
7:05 pm, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) Starz  
7:35 pm, Sun True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax  
8:00 pm, Sun Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451               HD Movies 
             Cellular (2004)                             Encore
             Ferris Bueller's Day Off                    Spike (TNN)
             Powder (1995)                               Showtime #2 
             Simpsons (guest star Richard Dean Anderson) Fox
             Spider-Man                                  TBS  
             The Village                                 Mystery Channel 
8pm & 12am   The Man Who Predicted 9/11                  History Channel 
8:10 pm, Sun The Faculty                                 Showtime Beyond 
8:15 pm, Sun American Werewolf in Paris, An              Action Channel 
9:00 pm,     Family Guy ep (Adam West as the Mayor)      Fox
             National Treasure (2004)                    Starz
             Robert Ludlum's Covert 1: The Hades Factor (2006) CBS
             Super Troopers (cops vs. cops)              Comedy Central
9:20 pm, Sun Ella Enchanted                              Starz Family 
9:30 pm,      Lethal Weapon 2 (Mel Gibson)               HBO-2
10:00 pm, Sun Clockwork Orange, A                        Thrillermax  
              Seven Days in May                          HD Movies 
              Animal House (John Belushi)                Cinemax
10:20 pm, Sun Gacy                                       Encore's True Channel 
10:30 pm, Sun Spider-Man                                 TBS  
11:00 pm, Sun Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Family 
              Dr. Who "World War 3"                      SCIFI
11pm/2am EST  Nell (Jodie Foster as a wildchild in the woods) Fox Movie Channel
11:15 pm, Sun Armageddon                                 Starz 
12:00 am, Mon Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury             HD Movies 
              I, Robot                                   Actionmax  
12:20 am, Mon Stephen King's Christine (I love my car & it loves me) Mystery Channel 
12:30 am, Mon Bucket of Blood, A                         Showtime Beyond 
1:00 am, Mon Jaws 2 (they're gonna need an even bigger boat) USA Network 
1:05 am, Mon Beauty and the Beast                        Encore's Love Stories 
1:15 am, Mon Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4)            Starz Second Feed 
1:15 EST     Confessions of a Dangerous Mind             Independent Film Channel 
2:00 am, Mon The Faculty                                 Showtime Beyond 
             Seven Days in May                           HD Movies 
2:30 am, Mon Saturn 3 (Farrah Fawcett vs. Harvey Keitel's evil robot) Flix Movie Channel 
12:15/3:15 EST Solaris                                   Independent Film Channel 
3:50 am, Mon Dark Town                                   Showtime Beyond 
4:40 am, Mon Stepford Wives, The (2004)                  Showtime Women 
5:20 am, Mon Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
5:30 am, Mon The Forgotten                               Encore  
             The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2                 HD Movies 
6:00 am, Mon Shrek 2                                     HBO Comedy 
6:20 am, Mon Groundhog Day (comedy in a timeloop)        Showtime Family Zone 
6:45 am, Mon AVP: Alien Vs. Predator                     HBO # 2 
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Mon 4-10-06:
7:45 am, Mon The Tin Soldier                             Showtime #2  
8:05 am, Mon Small Soldiers                              HBO Comedy 
9:00 am, Mon Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO Family 
9:20 am, Mon Hound of the Baskervilles (Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee) Mystery Channel 
9:25 am, Mon Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)             HBO Zone 
9:35 am, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Women 
11:00 am, Mon Earth vs. the Flying Saucers               Action Channel 
11:10 am, Mon The Satan Bug                              The Movie Channel  
11:30 am, Mon Legend                                     Cinemax  
11:50 am, Mon Adv. of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension  Wam! 
12:00 pm, Mon The Day After Tomorrow                     HBO  
              Seven Days in May                          HD Movies 
12:40 pm, Mon Groundhog Day                              Showtime Family Zone 
1:00 pm, Mon Jaws: The Revenge                           USA Network 
1pm/4pm EST  Fantastic Voyage (Donald Pleasence, Raquel Welch) Fox Movie Channel 
1:15/4:15 EST More than a Miracle                        Turner Classic Movies 
1:30 pm, Mon Van Helsing                                 Encore  
1:40 pm, Mon Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
             House 4                                     HBO Zone 
1:45 pm, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (robots attack NY) Showtime  
2:05 pm, Mon Excalibur                                   HD Movies 
2:15 pm, Mon The Crow                                    Action Channel 
             Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO  
2:30 pm, Mon Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind       HBO #2  
             Exorcist: The Beginning                     Thrillermax  
3:00 pm, Mon Freddy vs. Jason                            USA Network 
3:35 pm, Mon Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO Family 
3:45 pm, Mon Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy)          Encore  
4:00 pm, Mon Child's Play 3                              Starz  
4:50 pm, Mon Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax  
5:00 pm, Mon Godzilla                                    Showtime  
5pm/8pm EST  Down Periscope (Bruce Dern vs. Kelsey Grammer) Fox Movie Channel
5:30 pm, Mon Forbidden Zone                              Showtime Beyond 
6:10 pm, Mon Krull                                       Action Channel 
6:15 pm, Mon The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)                HD Movies 
6:20 pm, Mon Armageddon                                  Starz Second Feed 
6:30/9:30 EST The Devil's Brother (Laurel & Hardy)       Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm, Mon Groundhog Day (Bill Murray in a timeloop)   Showtime Family Zone 
             Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (Kirkkkk!!!) HBO Family 
             Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Bob Hoskins)       Cartoon Network 
7pm/10pm EST Silver Streak (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Patrick McGoohan) Fox Movie Channel
7:25 pm, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer (Comedy)       Showtime Women 
8:00 pm, Mon Shrek 2                                     HBO Comedy 
             Toy Story (1995, voice of Tom Hanks)        Disney Channel
             As Good As It Gets (Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt) Flix Movie Channel
             The One (2001, Jet Li as his own alien evil twin) FX Channel 
             Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (2004)       The Movie Channel
8pm & 12am   Heaven: Beyond The Grave                    History Channel
8:15/11:15 EST Nothing But Trouble (Laurel & Hardy)      Turner Classic Movies
8:30 pm, Mon Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
9:00 pm,     The Parent Trap (1961, Hayley Mills)        Hallmark Channel
             The Day After Tomorrow (2004)               HBO 
             Elf                                         Starz
             The Exorcist (1973)                         More Max
             The Ten Commandments (2006 remake, part 1 of 2) ABC
             To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995) Bravo
9pm & 1am    By Satan Possessed: The Search For The Devil A&E
9pm/12am EST Down Periscope (spoof of Hunt For Red October) Fox Movie Channel
9:30 pm, Mon Johnny Mnemonic (they want to pick his brain) The Movie Channel  
10:00 pm, Mon The Believers                              Showtime Beyond 
              The Crow                                   Action Channel 
10:30 pm, Mon Anacondas: Search For The Blood Orchid     Cinemax
              The Forgotten                              Encore  
              9 to 5 (Dabney Coleman vs. Dolly Parten)   American Movie Classics
10:40 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect                       Starz  
10:45 pm, Mon The Hazing                                 Starz Second Feed 
11:00 pm, Mon AVP: Alien Vs. Predator                    HBO #2  
              Tron                                       SCIFI  
11pm/2am EST  Silver Streak (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Patrick McGoohan) Fox Movie Channel
11:15 pm, Mon Resident Evil: Apocalypse                  Actionmax
12:05 am, Tue Van Helsing                                Encore 
12:30 am, Tue Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)            HBO Zone 
1:30 am, Tue The Game                                    Showtime  
             Krull                                       Action Channel 
2:20 am, Tue Ghost Ship                                  HBO #3  
2:30 am, Tue The Island of Dr. Moreau                    Starz  
3:00 am, Tue Excalibur                                   HD Movies 
             Necronomicon                                Thrillermax  
3:15 am, Tue One Touch of Venus                          American Movie Classics 
3:30 am, Tue Bram Stoker's The Mummy                     More Max 
             Photographing Fairies (British fantasy movie) Sundance Channel 
3:40 am, Tue Catwoman                                    HBO Family 
4:10 am, Tue Armageddon                                  Starz Second Feed 
4:15 am, Tue Deep Rising                                 Mystery Channel 
4:20 am, Tue Trilogy of Terror 2                         HBO #2  
4:35 am, Tue Fear of the Dark                            Showtime #2  
5:30 am, Tue Godzilla (1998)                             Showtime  
             Tempest                                     HD Movies 
6:20 am, Tue So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Starz Kids 
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Tues 4-11-06:
7:50 am, Tue Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price mad scientist comedy) Showtime Beyond 
8:05 am, Tue Stephen King's Pet Sematary                 Thrillermax  
9:35 am, Tue Powder                                      Showtime  
9:50 am, Tue Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
11:00 am, Tue The Beast of Hollow Mountain               Showtime Beyond 
              The Haunted Palace                         Flix Movie Channel 
11:30 am, Tue The Terminator                             Encore  
12:00 pm, Tue Shaun of the Dead                          Cinemax  
12:10 pm, Tue Boogeyman                                  Starz Second Feed 
12:45 pm, Tue Dracula (1979)                             Mystery Channel 
12:50 pm, Tue Modern Problems                            HBO Comedy 
1:20 pm, Tue 13 Going on 30                              Encore  
2:00 pm, Tue Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
2:30 pm,     Air Force One (Harrison Ford vs. onboard terrorist hijackers) The Movie Channel
2:45 pm, Tue So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Starz Kids 
             White Noise                                 HBO #2  
3:00 pm, Tue Batman (1989)                               HBO Zone 
3:05 pm, Tue Fire In The Sky (alien abduction)           Thrillermax  
3:15 pm, Tue Exorcist: The Beginning                     More Max 
4:15 pm, Tue Groundhog Day (Bill Murray in a timeloop)   Showtime #2  
5:00 pm, Tue I, Robot                                    Cinemax  
             War of the Worlds                           Thrillermax 
5:05 pm, Tue The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
6:00 pm, Tue Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (robots attack NY) Showtime #2  
6:05 pm, Tue Michael                                     Encore  
             Powder                                      Showtime  
6:20 pm, Tue Octane                                      Mystery Channel 
7:00 pm, Tue Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray comedy) Showtime Family Zone 
             Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (Rick Moranis)     Cartoon Network 
7:30 pm, Tue Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
             Don't Say A Word (2001, Sean Bean, Michael Douglas) FX Channel
             Hollywood Shuffle (Robert Townsend spoofs Hollywood movies) Sundance Channel
7:45 pm,     My Girl (1991, Dan Aykroyd as the mortician) Showtime #2
8:00 pm, Tue 13 Going on 30                              Encore  
             Back to the Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) Family Channel  
             Constantine                                 HBO  
             Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Mystery Channel 
             The Dead Pool (Clint Eastwood)              American Movie Classics
             Independence Day (Will Smith)               Actionmax  
             It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown       ABC
             Saw                                         Showtime  
             The Stepford Wives (2004)                   The Movie Channel  
8pm & 12am   The Junkie Next Door: Women On Heroin       A&E
8:45 pm, Tue So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)       Showtime Family Zone 
9:00 pm,     The Ten Commandments (2006 remake, part 2 of 2) ABC
             Bedknobs & Broomsticks (Angela Lansbury as a witch, vs. WW2 Nazis) Hallmark Channel
             Kung Fu Hustle (2004, set in 1940s)         Starz
             Today You Die (2005, Steven Seagal)         Spike (TNN)
9pm/12am EST Taps (developers want George C. Scott's military academy) Fox Movie Channel
9:15 pm, Tue Weird Science (high school kids create a genii) WAM!  
10:00 pm, Tue Stephen King's Pet Sematary                Thrillermax 
              Sin City                                   Starz Cinema 
              Toolbox Murders                            Showtime Beyond
11:30 pm, Tue O Brother, Where Art Thou?                 TBS  
11:35 pm, Tue Shredder                                   Showtime Beyond 
11:45 pm, Tue The Terminator                             Encore 
1:05 am, Wed Wasp Woman                                  Showtime Beyond 
1:10 am, Wed Predator 2                                  Black Starz 
1:45 am, Wed The Entity                                  Mystery Channel 
2:20 am, Wed Conan the Barbarian                         Actionmax  
2:30 am, Wed Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
3:30 am, Wed O Brother, Where Art Thou?                  TBS  
4:00 am, Wed Constantine                                 HBO  
5:40 am, Wed Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
6:10 am, Wed Ice Station Zebra (fire, ice & death)       Actionmax 
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Wed 4-12-06:
7:00 am, Wed 8-Legged Freaks                             HBO Zone 
             The Incredibles                             Starz  
7:15 am, Wed Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Action Channel 
8:00 am, Wed Enemy Mine (another Robinson Crusoe On Mars) HBO #2  
             Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993)   WAM! 
8:15 am, Wed Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
8:50 am, Wed Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
9:40 am, Wed Weird Science                               WAM!  
10:30 am, Wed Them! (giant mutant ants)                  Thrillermax  
10:45 am, Wed Elektra (she's still a daredevil)          Actionmax  
              RoboCop (Peter Weller)                     Encore  
11:00 am, Wed The Day After Tomorrow                     HBO Zone 
              Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King  Action Channel 
              Shrek, part 2                              HBO #2  
12:05 pm, Wed Contact                                    Thrillermax  
1:20 pm, Wed Cursed                                      Starz Second Feed 
1:45 pm, Wed Altered States                              American Movie Classics 
             Fear of the Dark                            Showtime  
2:00 pm,     The Ghost and The Darkness                  USA Network
2:05 pm, Wed Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
             Powder                                      Showtime #2  
2:35 pm, Wed Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
2:40 pm, Wed Superman 2                                  Actionmax  
3pm/6pm EST  Batman (1966, Adam West)                    Fox Movie Channel
3:50 pm, Wed American Werewolf in Paris, An              Action Channel 
4:00 pm, Wed Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
4:15 pm, Wed Wes Craven's Serpent and the Rainbow        Thrillermax  
4:35 pm, Wed Johnny Mnemonic                             Showtime Showcase 
4:50 pm, Wed Elektra                                     Actionmax  
5:35 pm, Wed John Carpenter's They Live (aliens take over Earth) Cinemax  
5:40 pm, Wed The Butterfly Effect                        Action Channel 
6:15 pm, Wed Apt Pupil                                   HD Movies 
6:45 pm, Wed Judge Dredd (Stallone, court is adjourned)  Showtime  
6:55 pm, Wed Forbidden Zone                              Showtime Beyond 
7:00 pm,     Dumb & Dumber (Jim Carrey)                  Cartoon Network
             Black Widower (2006)                        Lifetime
7pm/10pm EST The Fury (the government is collecting telepaths) Fox Movie Channel
8:00 pm, Wed Ella Enchanted                              WAM!
             Point Of No Return (Bridget Fonda)          American Movie Classics
             Psycho (1998)                               Mystery Channel 
             Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder) Family Channel 
8pm/11pm EST Topper (Cary Grant as a mischievious ghost) Turner Classic Movies
8:30 pm, Wed The Day After Tomorrow (Al Gore says check it out) HBO Zone 
9:00 pm, Wed Cursed                                      Starz Second Feed 
             The Incredibles (2004)                      Starz  
             Shrek, part 2                               HBO #2  
             007 in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)           Spike (TNN) 
             Single White Female (Bridget Fonda vs. psychotic roommate) Showtime #2
9pm/12am EST Alien Nation (immigrants from space)        Fox Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Wed Blade: Trinity                             Black Starz 
              Contact                                    Thrillermax  
              Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King  Action Channel 
10:50 pm, Wed Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) Showtime Family Zone 
11pm/2am EST  The Fury (Kirk Douglas, Joe Bob says check it out) Fox Movie Channel
11:35 pm, Wed 13 Going on 30                             Starz Kids 
              Johnny Mnemonic                            Showtime Showcase 
1am/4am EST  Alien Nation (1988, cop James Caan vs. criminals from space) Fox Movie Channel
1:30 am, Thu The Butterfly Effect                        Action Channel 
2:50 am, Thu A Clockwork Orange (it's no space odyssey)  Thrillermax  
3:00 am, Thu Psycho (1998)                               Mystery Channel 
4:00 am, Thu The Blob (1988)                             Flix Movie Channel 
4:25 am, Thu House 4                                     HBO  
5:05 am, Thu Powder                                      Showtime #2  
5:30 am, Thu Apt Pupil                                   HD Movies 
5:40 am, Thu Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
6:40 am, Thu Pleasantville (Don Knotts is cranky)        Starz Kids
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Thursday the 13th, first day of Passover:
7:30 am, Thu Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
8:40 am, Thu Batman (1989)                               HBO Zone 
8:45 am, Thu The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
9:15 am, Thu Darkness                                    Starz Cinema 
9:30 am, Thu Ella Enchanted                              WAM! 
10:00 am, Thu Disturbing Behavior                        TBS  
10:15 am,     Finding Neverland (Johnny Depp as Peter Pan's creator) Starz
10:30 am, Thu Resident Evil: Apocalypse                  Cinemax  
10:45 am, Thu Brainstorm                                 Thrillermax  
11:35 am, Thu Shaun of the Dead                          Actionmax  
12:30 pm, Thu White Noise                                HBO Zone 
12:35 pm, Thu Gacy                                       Encore's True Channel 
12:50 pm, Thu Audrey Rose                                Mystery Channel 
1:15 pm, Thu The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
1:45 pm, Thu Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Kids 
2:00 pm, Thu The Jacket                                  HBO #3  
2:10 pm, Thu Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)             HBO Zone 
3:45 pm, Thu The Game                                    Showtime #2  
5pm/8pm EST  Millennium                                  Fox Movie Channel 
6:00 pm, Thu The Ring Two                                HBO #2
6:50 pm,     Sharkboy & Lavagirl                         Starz
7:00 pm,     Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze)        WE
7pm/10pm EST Predator                                    Fox Movie Channel 
7pm/10pm EST Life & Death Of Col. Blimp (1943 British satire) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm,     Bound For Glory (1976, David Carradine)     Sundance Channel
8:00 pm, Thu The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
             Cellular (2004)                             Encore
             Cliffhanger (Stallone vs. bad guys on a mountain) Flix Movie Channel
             First Blood (Rambo)                         American Movie Classics
             Shaun of the Dead                           Actionmax
8:15 pm, Thu Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)            Cinemax  
9:00 pm, Thu Tim Burton's Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Bravo
             Constantine (2005)                          HBO #2  
             Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)             HBO Zone 
             Renaissance Man (Danny DeVito comedy)       Hallmark Channel
9pm/12am EST Piranha (1978)                              IFC
9pm/12am EST Predator 2                                  Fox Movie Channel 
9:40 pm, Thu Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Encore 
9:50 pm, Thu Gacy                                        Encore's True Channel 
10:00 pm, Thu Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Cinemax  
              The Great Escape (Steve McQueen vs. Nazis) American Movie Classics
              Penn & Teller's Bull: Prostitution         Showtime
10:30 pm,     Scary Movie 3                              TBS
11pm/2am EST  Predator                                   Fox Movie Channel 
11:35 pm, Thu Pleasantville (Don Knotts is cranky)       Starz Kids 
12:00 am, Fri Back to the Future Part 3 (Michael J. Fox travels back to the old west) Encore's Western Channel 
              Batman (1989)                              HBO Zone 
              The Faculty                                Showtime  
12:05 am, Fri Darkness                                   Starz Cinema 
12:25 am, Fri The Craft                                  TBS  
12:30 am, Fri Johnny Mnemonic                            Mystery Channel 
1am/4am EST   Predator 2                                 Fox Movie Channel 
1:30 am, Fri The Hazing                                  Starz Second Feed 
2:45 am, Fri Night of the Living Dead (1990)             Showtime Beyond 
3:50 am, Fri Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Encore  
3:55 am, Fri Ghost Ship                                  HBO 
4:00 am, Fri Audrey Rose                                 Mystery Channel 
4:15 am, Fri Octane                                      Showtime Beyond 
5:00 am, Fri Audrey Rose                                 Movie Plex 
6:00 am, Fri 20 Million Miles to Earth                   Action Channel 
             Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO 
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Good Friday 4-14-06:
7:00 am, Fri Revenge of the Red Baron                    Flix Movie Channel 
             The Ghost and Mrs. Muir                     American Movie Classics 
8:35 am, Fri Contact                                     Thrillermax  
8:40 am, Fri I, Robot (Will Smith)                       Actionmax  
9:00 am, Fri Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
10:00 am, Fri The Craft                                  TBS  
              Phenomenon                                 HBO  
10:20 am, Fri Armageddon                                 Starz Second Feed 
10:30 am, Fri Exorcist, The (2000)                       More Max 
11:30 am, Fri The Flight of the Phoenix                  American Movie Classics 
12:15 pm, Fri Predator 2                                 Action Channel 
              The Tin Soldier                            Showtime Family Zone 
12:45 pm, Fri Small Soldiers                             HBO Comedy 
1:15 pm, Fri The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
1:45 pm, Fri The Gift                                    Turner South 
2:00 pm, Fri The Arrival                                 USA Network 
             The Day After Tomorrow (Al Gore says check it out) HBO  
             The I Inside                                Encore  
2:05 pm, Fri 20 Million Miles to Earth                   Action Channel 
2:40 pm, Fri Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (Joe Bob says check it out) HBO Family 
4:30 pm, Fri Revenge of the Red Baron                    Flix Movie Channel 
5:00 pm, Fri Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime #2  
             Spider-Man 2                                More Max 
6:00 pm, Fri Elektra (she's still a daredevil)           Cinemax  
             Time Bandits (David Warner as Satan, John Cleese as Robin Hood) Flix Movie Channel 
             The Village (some things in the woods       WAM! 
6:20 pm, Fri Armageddon                                  Starz Second Feed 
6:45 pm, Fri Groundhog Day (Bill Murray in a timeloop)   Showtime #2  
7:00 pm, Fri Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
7:25 pm, Fri The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
8:00 pm, Fri Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver) Flix Movie Channel
             Flight Of The Phoenix (2004 remake)         HBO
             Hangman's Curse (2003)                      The Movie Channel
             Home Alone 2: Lost In N.Y.                  Family Channel
             Island of Dr. Moreau                        Mystery Channel 
             Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) TBS
             What About Bob? (Bill Murray vs. Richard Dreyfuss) American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am   Biography: John Ritter (Stay Tuned)         A&E
8:05 pm, Fri Predator (Schwarzenegger vs. alien)         Action Channel 
8:30 pm, Fri Godzilla (1998)                             Showtime #2  
             The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)                HD Movies 
9:00 pm, Fri Island of Dr. Moreau                        Movie Plex 
             Titanic (1997)                               HBO #2
             Dr. Who episode (a Dalek under the Utah salt flats is released) SCIFI
9pm & 1am    Biography: John Belushi (The Blues Brothers) A&E
9:45 pm, Fri I, Robot                                    Actionmax  
10:00 pm, Fri The Forgotten (2004)                       Encore  
              Predator 2                                 Action Channel 
10:15 pm, Fri Tremors 3: Back to Perfection              American Movie Classics 
10:30 pm, Fri House on Haunted Hill (1999)               Turner South 
10:30/1:30 EST A Boy and His Dog (1946)                  Turner Classic Movies 
11:00 pm, Fri So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Women 
11:35 pm, Fri Shredder                                   Showtime Beyond 
11:45 pm, Fri Johnny Mnemonic                            The Movie Channel 
12:00 am, Sat The Tin Soldier                            Showtime Family Zone 
12:30 am, Sat Altered States                             American Movie Classics 
              Bats                                       Turner South 
1:05 am, Sat Dark Town                                   Showtime Beyond 
1:30 am, Sat The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2)                HD Movies 
2:00 am, Sat Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child  HBO #2  
             Predator                                    Action Channel 
             Species                                     USA Network 
             Thralls                                     Spike (TNN) 
2:35 am, Sat Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
2:45 am, Sat The Alligator People (Lon Chaney)           American Movie Classics 
3:40 am, Sat Friday the 13th, Part 3                     More Max 
3:50 am, Sat Bad Moon                                    Action Channel
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Sat 4-15-06:
7am/10am EST Poe's House Of Usher (1960, Vincent Price)  Turner Classic Movies
7:15 am, Sat Addams Family Values                        More Max 
7:30 am, Sat Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Starz Family 
7:35 am, Sat Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick cameo) Showtime Extreme  
7:40 am, Sat The Butterfly Effect                        Starz Second Feed 
8:00 am, Sat 13 Going on 30                              WAM!  
             The Chronicles of Riddick                   HBO #2 
             Lost in Space                               TBS 
             Outbreak                                    TNT  
8:30 am, Sat I, Robot                                    Cinemax  
8:35 am, Sat Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury              HD Movies 
9:00 am, Sat Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2              SCIFI
9am/12pm EST Top Gun (Joe Bob says check it out)         Turner Classic Movies
9:40 am, Sat Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
9:45 am, Sat The Gift                                    Turner South 
             The Village (some things in the woods)      WAM!  
10:35 am, Sat Chronicle of the Raven                     Showtime Beyond 
              Seven Days in May                          HD Movies 
11:00 am, Sat Ghost Ship                                 HBO Zone 
              How to Make a Monster (2001)               SCIFI  
11:30 am, Sat The Devil's Advocate                       Encore  
12:00 pm, Sat The Andromeda Strain                       Sundance Channel 
12:15 pm, Sat Hook                                       TBS  
12:30 pm, Sat Casper - a ghost!!!                        USA Network 
12:35 pm, Sat Exorcist: The Beginning                    Thrillermax  
              Resident Evil: Apocalypse                  Actionmax  
1:00 pm, Sat Cherry Falls                                SCIFI  
             The Rage: Carrie 2                          Lifetime  
1pm/4pm EST  Cactus Flower (1969, Walter Matthau, Goldie Hawn) Turner Classic Movies
2:05 pm, Sat The Forgotten                               Encore  
2:30 pm, Sat Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
2:40 pm, Sat Dracula (1979)                              Mystery Channel 
3:00 pm, Sat The Forsaken                                SCIFI  
             Powder                                      Showtime  
3pm/6pm EST  The Out-Of-Towners (1970, they just want to escape NY) Turner Classic Movies
3:15 pm, Sat The Butterfly Effect                        Starz Second Feed 
             Jumanji                                     TBS  
3:30 pm, Sat Dogma                                       Comedy Channel 
5:00 pm, Sat Escape from New York                        Spike (TNN) 
             Final Destination                           SCIFI  
5:15 pm, Sat White Noise                                 HBO #3  
5:30 pm, Sat Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
             Last Action Hero                            Showtime Extreme 
             The Mummy                                   TBS  
6:20 pm, Sat Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax  
             So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Starz Kids 
6:30 pm, Sat Fire In The Sky (alien abduction)           Thrillermax  
7:00 pm, Sat Jeepers Creepers                            SCIFI  
             Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime  
7:30 pm, Sat Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
7:35 pm, Sat 13 Going on 30                              WAM!  
8:00 pm, Sat The Devil's Advocate                        Encore  
             Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone       Disney Channel  
             I, Robot                                    Cinemax  
9:00 pm, Sat Jeepers Creepers II                         SCIFI  
9pm/12am EST The Postman (after Waterworld)              WPIX New York 
9:30 pm, Sat Seed of Chucky (Child's Play 5)             HBO  
10:00 pm, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Mystery Channel 
              Exorcist: The Beginning                    Thrillermax  
              The Faculty                                Showtime Beyond 
10:30 pm, Sat Ghost Ship                                 HBO Zone 
11:00 pm, Sat Final Destination                          SCIFI  
11:30 pm, Sat Thunderbirds                               Starz Family 
11:45 pm, Sat The 6th Day                                TBS  
              Deep Rising                                Mystery Channel 
12:00 am, Sun The Chronicles of Riddick                  HBO #2  
12:15 am, Sun The Game                                   Showtime  
1:00 am, Sun Jeepers Creepers II                         SCIFI  
1:45 am, Sun The Running Man (Schwarzenegger)            TBS  
2:40 am, Sun The Jacket                                  HBO 
2:45 am, Sun The Incredibles                             Starz  
3am/6am EST  Return of the Fly                           Fox Movie Channel
3am/6am EST  Cabin In The Sky (1943, God & Satan both want a man's soul) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am, Sun Batman Forever                              TNT  
4:50 am, Sun War of the Worlds                           Thrillermax 
5:30 am, Sun Hook                                        TBS  
6:35 am, Sun The Terror                                  Mystery Channel 
6:45 am, Sun So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)       Starz Kids
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Easter Sunday 4-16-06:
7:30 am, Sun Shrek, part 2                               HBO Comedy 
8:30 am, Sun Jumanji                                     TBS  
9:00 am, Sun 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1997)         SCIFI  
             Dogma                                       Comedy Channel  
9am/12pm EST Angels in the Outfield (1951)               Turner Classic Movies 
9:10 am, Sun Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
9:15 am, Sun Conan the Barbarian (Schwarzenegger)        Actionmax  
9:20 am, Sun Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
9:30 am, Sun The Ring Two                                HBO Zone 
9:50 am, Sun Damnation Alley (after WW3)                 Action Channel 
10:25 am, Sun Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price as mad scientist) Showtime Beyond 
10:30 am, Sun Blast from the Past (post-nuclear war comedy) TNT  
              Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray)    Encore  
              The Incredibles                            Starz  
              The Mummy                                  TBS  
11:00 am, Sun The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie            Showtime  
11am/2pm EST  The Bishop's Wife (1947)                   Turner Classic Movies
11:15 am, Sun Stephen King's Pet Sematary                Thrillermax  
11:30 am, Sun Krull                                      Action Channel 
              Spider-Man 2                               More Max 
12:00 pm, Sun Planet of the Apes (2001)                  FX Channel 
1pm/4pm EST  Heaven Can Wait (1978)                      Turner Classic Movies
1:45 pm, Sun Contact                                     More Max 
2:10 pm, Sun Modern Problems                             HBO Comedy 
2:15 pm, Sun Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Showcase 
3:00 pm, Sun The Game                                    Showtime #2  
             Phenomenon                                  HBO #3  
3:30 pm, Sun Splash                                      Family Channel  
4:15 pm, Sun Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring  TBS  
4:20 pm, Sun Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
4:45 pm, Sun Groundhog Day (comedy, Bill Murray in a timeloop) Showtime  
5:15/8:15 EST King Of Kings (Jeffrey Hunter as Jesus, 1961) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm, Sun Back to the Future                          Family Channel  
5:50 pm, Sun Conan the Barbarian                         Actionmax  
5:55 pm, Sun Shrek, part 2                               HBO Comedy 
6:30 pm, Sun Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
             Phantom of the Opera, The (2004)            HBO #3  
             007 in Tomorrow Never Dies                  Spike (TNN) 
6:45 pm, Sun Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO Zone 
7:00 pm, Sun The Incredibles                             Starz  
             Jason and the Argonauts (2000 remake, 4 hours) SCIFI  
             Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
7:30 pm, Sun Godzilla                                    Showtime  
8:00 pm, Sun The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
             Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome               WAM!  
8:15 pm, Sun The Crow (Brandon Lee)                      Action Channel 
             Field of Dreams (if you build it they will come) Cinemax 
             Wes Craven's Serpent and the Rainbow        Thrillermax  
8:30 pm, Sun The Ring Two                                HBO Zone 
8:35 pm, Sun Excalibur                                   HD Movies 
9:00 pm, Sun 007 in Die Another Day                      Spike (TNN) 
             Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome               Movie Plex 
             Spider-Man 2                                More Max (Cinemax #2)
9:45 pm, Sun Batman                                      HBO #2  
10:00 pm, Sun Sin City                                   Starz Cinema 
10pm/1am EST  Ben-Hur (1925, Francis X. Bushman)         Turner Classic Movies
10:05 pm, Sun Superman II                                Actionmax  
10:15 pm, Sun Hearts in Atlantis                         HBO Family 
11:00 pm, Sun Constantine                                HBO  
              Dragonslayer                               HD Movies 
11:20 pm, Sun Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) Showtime Family Zone 
11:30 pm, Sun Midsummer Night's Dream, A                 Showtime Showcase 
11:40 pm, Sun Virus                                      Mystery Channel 
11:45 pm, Sun The Running Man                            TBS 
1:00 am, Mon Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
             Excalibur                                   HD Movies 
             The Mangler                                 Cinemax  
1:30 am, Mon The Island of Dr. Moreau                    Starz  
2:00 am, Mon Planet of the Apes (2001)                   FX Channel  
             Toolbox Murders                             Showtime Beyond 
3:00 am, Mon Barb Wire                                   SCIFI  
3:35 am, Mon Sin City                                    Starz Cinema 
3:45 am, Mon Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs    More Max (Cinemax #2)
3:50 am, Mon LD 50 Lethal Dose                           Showtime  
4:00 am, Mon Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome               WAM!  
4:40 am, Mon Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr abducted by aliens) HBO #3  
5:30 am, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
5:50 am, Mon Moby Dick                                   True Channel 
6:10 am, Mon Audrey Rose                                 Mystery Channel 
6:30/9:30 EST Each Dawn I Die (1939, James Cagney, George Raft) Turner Classic Movies
followed by:  They Drive By Night (1940, Bogart vs. lady psycho) Turner Classic Movies
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Mon 4-17-06:
7:20 am, Mon Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Action Channel 
8:00 am, Mon The Haunted Palace                          Flix Movie Channel 
8:15 am, Mon The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
11:30 am, Mon Tank Girl (after the apocalptse)           Starz Kids 
              Time Bandits (Monty Python)                Flix Movie Channel 
12:50 pm, Mon Shrek, part 2                              HBO Family 
1:00 pm, Mon Thunderbirds                                Action Channel 
1:15 pm, Mon Elektra (she's still a daredevil)           Actionmax East 
1:30 pm, Mon Barney's Great Adventure                    Starz Family 
2:00 pm, Mon Batman & Robin                              More Max 
             Small Soldiers                              HBO #2  
2:30 pm, Mon Judge Dredd (Stallone in the future)        Showtime  
             Powder                                      Showtime #2  
2:35 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect                        Action Channel 
             Ghost Ship                                  HBO Zone 
3:15 pm, Mon The War of the Worlds                       Thrillermax  
3:35 pm, Mon Ghostbusters (comedy)                       Flix Movie Channel 
4:00 pm, Mon Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO #2 
4:05 pm, Mon Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey                  More Max 
             Forbidden Zone                              Showtime Beyond 
5pm/8pm EST  Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard) Fox Movie Channel 
5:35 pm, Mon True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax  
6:00 pm, Mon Dragonslayer                                HD Movies 
6:10 pm, Mon Tank Girl (after the comet hit Earth)       Starz Kids 
7:00 pm, Mon The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
7:30 pm, Mon Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
8:00 pm, Mon Big (10 yr. old Tom Hanks wishes to be an adult) American Movie Classics 
8:30 pm, Mon Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
8:45 pm, Mon Last Action Hero                            Showtime Family Zone 
9pm/12am EST Big Trouble In Little China (Kurt Russell vs. evil wizard) Fox Movie Channel 
9:45 pm, Mon Elektra                                     Actionmax  
10:00 pm, Mon Dark Town                                  Showtime Beyond 
              Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)           The Movie Channel  
10:15 pm, Mon John Carpenter's They Live (aliens invade Earth) Cinemax 
11:00 pm, Mon White Noise                                HBO Zone 
11:30 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect                       Action Channel 
              Saw                                        Showtime 
12:15 am, Tue Big                                        American Movie Classics 
1:00 am, Tue Shredder                                    Showtime Beyond 
1:30 am, Tue American Werewolf in Paris, An              Action Channel 
             A Clockwork Orange (it's no space odyssey)  Thrillermax  
2:00 am, Tue The Food of the Gods (H.G. Wells is spinning in his grave) WAM!  
3:15 am, Tue Stephen King's Pet Sematary                 Cinemax  
3:45 am, Tue The Amityville Horror                       Encore  
4:00 am, Tue Dark Town                                   Showtime Beyond 
4:15 am, Tue The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz  
4:30 am, Tue Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
4:45 am, Tue Ghostbusters (comedy)                       Flix Movie Channel 
5:35 am, Tue The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
6:00 am, Tue Beauty and the Beast                        Encore's Love Stories 
6:15 am, Tue The Andromeda Strain                        Sundance Channel 
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Tue 4-18-06:
7:00 am, Tue Midsummer Night's Dream                     Showtime Beyond 
7:35 am, Tue The Satan Bug                               The Movie Channel  
             Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime  
7:50 am, Tue Toys                                        Encore  
8:05 am, Tue Armageddon                                  Starz Second Feed 
10:00 am, Tue Van Helsing                                Encore  
10:20 am, Tue Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Kids 
10:35 am, Tue The Grudge                                 More Max 
11:00 am, Tue The Attic Expeditions                      Starz Second Feed 
              Vampires                                   FX Channel  
11:30 am, Tue Exorcist: The Beginning                    Thrillermax 
12:10 pm, Tue Chronicle of the Raven                     Showtime Beyond 
12:15 pm, Tue Judge Dredd (Stallone)                     Encore 
              The Village                                Mystery Channel 
1:00 pm, Tue Back to the Future, Part III                Western Channel 
1:30 pm, Tue Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning            Showtime #2  
             Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
1:40 pm, Tue Midsummer Night's Dream                     Showtime Beyond 
2:00 pm, Tue Mission to Mars                             USA Network 
3:45 pm, Tue Big                                         American Movie Classics 
             Contact                                     Thrillermax 
3:50 pm, Tue Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Cinemax  
4:15 pm, Tue Shaun of the Dead                           Actionmax  
4:45 pm, Tue Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime  
4:50 pm, Tue The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz  
5:50 pm, Tue Pleasantville (Don Knotts is cranky)        Starz Kids 
6:05 pm, Tue Ghostbusters (comedy)                       Encore  
6:20 pm, Tue Armageddon                                  Starz Second Feed 
6:30 pm, Tue The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO  
6:55 pm, Tue Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
8:00 pm, Tue Van Helsing                                 Encore  
9:00 pm, Tue The Grudge                                  More Max 
9:30 pm, Tue The Village (some things in the woods)      Mystery Channel 
9:45 pm, Tue Saturn 3 (Farrah Fawcett vs. Harvey Keitel's evil robot) Flix Movie Channel 
10:00 pm, Tue Chronicle of the Raven                     Showtime Beyond 
10:15 pm, Tue Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Encore  
10:45 pm, Tue Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!                 Starz  
11:40 pm, Tue Exorcist: The Beginning                    Thrillermax  
              Independence Day                           Cinemax  
11:45 pm, Tue Shaun of the Dead                          Actionmax 
12:00 am, Wed Judge Dredd (court is adjourned)           Encore 
12:50 am, Wed Alien 51                                   Mystery Channel 
1:00 am, Wed Back to the Future, Part III                Western Channel 
             Johnny Mnemonic (they want to pick his brain) Showtime Showcase 
2:00 am, Wed Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO Family 
             Vampires                                    FX Channel  
2:35 am, Wed Night of the Living Dead (1990)             Showtime #2  
2:45 am, Wed Apt Pupil                                   HD Movies 
3:55 am, Wed Chronicle of the Raven                      Showtime Beyond 
4:00 am, Wed Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood       Cinemax  
             Necronomicon                                Thrillermax 
4:40 am, Wed The Howling 7: New Moon Rising              More Max 
6:45 am, Wed Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO
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Wed 4-19-06:
7:05 am, Wed Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price as mad scientist) Showtime Beyond 
7:15 am, Wed The Village (some things in the woods)      Mystery Channel 
7:25 am, Wed The Tin Soldier                             Showtime #2  
8:40 am, Wed Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
9:15 am, Wed I, Robot (Will Smith)                       Actionmax  
10:20 am, Wed Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) Showtime Extreme  
10:40 am, Wed The Forgotten                              Encore  
11:30 am, Wed The Jacket                                 HBO #3  
1:30/4:30 EST The Haunting                               Turner Classic Movies 
2:05 pm, Wed Blade: Trinity                              Starz  
2:15 pm, Wed The Ring Two                                HBO #2  
2:30 pm, Wed Phantom of the Opera (2004)                 HBO  
             Virtuosity                                  USA Network 
3:00 pm, Wed Leviathan (don't go in the sunken ship)     Action Channel 
4:35 pm, Wed Fire In The Sky (James Garner vs. alien abduction) Thrillermax  
4:40 pm, Wed Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price is goofy) Showtime Beyond 
4:50 pm, Wed The Stepford Wives (2004)                   The Movie Channel  
6:00 pm, Wed Midsummer Night's Dream                     Showtime Showcase 
6:15 pm, Wed Groundhog Day (Bill Murray in a timeloop)   Showtime #2  
             Last Action Hero                            Showtime Extreme 
             Groundhog Day (Brian Doyle-Murray as the Mayor) Encore  
6:30 pm, Wed Brainstorm                                  Thrillermax  
             Shaun of the Dead                           Cinemax  
6:45 pm, Wed Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
7:00 pm, Wed So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Family Zone 
7:15 pm, Wed White Noise                                 HBO #3  
7:30 pm, Wed Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
7:35 pm, Wed The Village                                 WAM! 
8:00 pm, Wed X2                                          FX Channel  
8:10 pm, Wed Predator                                    Action Channel 
9:00 pm, Wed Blade: Trinity                              Starz  
             The Jacket                                  HBO #3  
10:00 pm, Wed Constantine                                HBO  
              Leviathan (Man is the most dangerous creature) Action Channel 
11:00 pm, Wed X2                                         FX Channel  
11:10 pm, Wed I, Robot                                   Actionmax  
12:00 am, Thu The Forgotten                              Encore  
1:00 am, Thu Sin City                                    Starz Cinema 
1:35 am, Thu Creepshow (Stephen King's crypt tales)      More Max 
2:35 am, Thu Wasp Woman                                  Showtime Beyond 
2:55 am, Thu Ghost Ship                                  HBO #3  
4:05 am, Thu Night of the Living Dead (1990)             Showtime Beyond 
5:00 am, Thu Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
5:35 am, Thu Troll 2                                     Showtime Beyond 
6:00 am, Thu Ghost Ship                                  HBO Zone 
             Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Starz Family 
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Thurs 4-20-06, last day of Passover:
8:00 am, Thu Shrek, part 2                               HBO #2  
             Weird Science (high school kids create a woman) WAM!  
8:30 am, Thu The Incredibles                             Starz Kids 
9:00 am, Thu I, Robot                                    Cinemax  
9:20 am, Thu Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax  
9:45 am, Thu The Village (don't go in the woods)         WAM!  
10:00 am, Thu Galaxy Quest (Sigourney Weaver spoofs Star Trek) TBS  
11:00 am, Thu Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
11am/2pm EST  Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea            Fox Movie Channel 
11:30 am, Thu Barney's Great Adventure                   Starz Family 
              The Forgotten                              Mystery Channel 
11:45 am, Thu So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Women 
12:00 pm, Thu Contact                                    More Max 
12:15 pm, Thu Forbidden Zone                             Showtime Beyond 
12:50 pm, Thu Thunderbirds (to the rescue)               Starz Family 
1:05 pm, Thu Hound of the Baskervilles (Christopher Lee, Peter Cushin) Mystery Channel 
1:45 pm, Thu The Butterfly Effect                        Starz Second Feed 
2:30 pm, Thu Spider-Man 2                                More Max 
2:35 pm, Thu Dracula (1979)                              Mystery Channel 
3:15 pm, Thu Stephen King's Pet Sematary                 Thrillermax  
4:00 pm, Thu Powder                                      Showtime  
4:45 pm, Thu Catwoman                                    HBO #2  
             The Exorcist (Linda Blair, remastered version) More Max 
5:05 pm, Thu Damnation Alley (after WW3 the world just goes to Hell) Action Channel 
5:30 pm, Thu Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
6:00 pm, Thu 13 Going on 30                              WAM! 
             Thunderbirds                                Starz Family 
6:05 pm, Thu Damnation Alley                             Movie Plex 
6:10 pm, Thu Psycho (1998)                               Mystery Channel 
6:30 pm, Thu Shrek 2                                     HBO #2 
6:40 pm, Thu The Day After Tomorrow (Al Gore says check it out) HBO Zone 
6:45 pm, Thu Phenomenon                                  HBO #3  
7pm/10pm EST The Entity                                  Fox Movie Channel 
8:00 pm, Thu Blast from the Past (comedy from a fallout shelter) Family Channel  
             The Devil's Advocate                        Encore  
             The Forgotten                               Mystery Channel 
             The High and the Mighty                     American Movie Classics 
             Superman II                                 Actionmax  
8:30 pm, Thu Stephen King's Misery (it's for your own good) Oxygen 
9:35 pm, Thu The Incredibles                             Starz Kids 
             Virus                                       Mystery Channel 
10:00 pm, Thu Aliens (Alien 2)                           Turner South 
              I, Robot (Will Smith)                      Cinemax  
10:05 pm, Thu Resident Evil: Apocalypse                  Actionmax  
10:45 pm, Thu Forbidden Zone                             Showtime Beyond 
11pm/2am EST  The Entity                                 Fox Movie Channel 
11:20 pm, Thu Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Mystery Channel
12:00 am, Fri Stephen King's Pet Sematary                Thrillermax  
12:10 am, Fri Galaxy Quest (Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver spoof Star Trek) TBS  
12:50 am, Fri Ghosts of Mars                             Turner South 
1:00 am, Fri The Terror (Boris Karloff)                  Mystery Channel 
1:30 am, Fri Damnation Alley (killer cockroaches of the apocalypse) Action Channel 
1:35/4:35 EST Document of the Dead (1989)                Independent Film Channel 
1:45 am, Fri Bram Stoker's The Mummy                     More Max 
2:00 am, Fri The Island of Dr. Moreau                    Starz  
2:20 am, Fri The Forgotten                               Mystery Channel 
2:30 am, Fri Damnation Alley                             Movie Plex 
3:30 am, Fri A Clockwork Orange (it's no space odyssey)  Thrillermax 
3:40 am, Fri The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension  WAM! 
4:40 am, Fri Barney's Great Adventure                    Starz Family 
5:30 am, Fri Moby Dick                                   True Channel 
6:00 am, Fri Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
             Popeye (Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall)     Cinemax 
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Fri 4-21-06:
7:15 am, Fri The Incredibles                             Starz Kids 
7:30 am, Fri Them! (giant mutant ants)                   Thrillermax  
7:50 am, Fri Midsummer Night's Dream                     Showtime Beyond 
9:05 am, Fri The War of the Worlds                       Thrillermax  
9:30 am, Fri Batman                                      HBO #2  
9:45 am, Fri 13 Going on 30                              WAM! 
9:55 am, Fri Constantine                                 HBO Zone 
             Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
11:00 am, Fri The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy       Starz Kids 
11:10 am, Fri Ghosts of Mars                             Turner South 
11:45 am, Fri White Noise                                HBO #2  
12:30 pm, Fri Photographing Fairies (British fantasy movie) Sundance Channel 
1:00 pm, Fri Phantom of the Opera (2004)                 HBO #3  
1:05 pm, Fri Earth vs. the Flying Saucers                Action Channel 
1:10 pm, Fri Aliens (Alien 2)                            Turner South 
2:00 pm, Fri Barb Wire                                   USA Network 
2:35 pm, Fri Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
3:10 pm, Fri Midsummer Night's Dream                     Showtime Beyond 
3:45 pm, Fri Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO Family 
4:30 pm, Fri Tank Girl (after the apocalyptic comet)     Starz Kids 
5:00 pm, Fri The High and the Mighty                     American Movie Classics 
5:15 pm, Fri Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
8:00 pm, Fri Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery  FOX 
             Conan the Barbarian                         Actionmax  
             Firestarter                                 Turner South 
             The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Kids 
             Stephen King's Misery (it'll hurt you more than me) Oxygen 
8pm EST  Clash of the Titans - release the Kracken!      Turner Classic Movies 
9pm/12am EST Charly (they can make him smarter)          Turner Classic Movies 
10:00 pm, Fri Infection                                  Showtime Beyond 
              Needful Things (the Devil's setting up shop) Turner South 
11:15 pm, Fri White Noise                                HBO #2 
12:00 am, Sat Hearts in Atlantis                         HBO Family 
              Phantom of the Opera (2004)                HBO #3  
12:05 am, Sat Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors  HD Movies 
12:20 am, Sat Armageddon                                 Starz 
12:30 am, Sat Constantine                                HBO Zone 
12:35 am, Sat The Immortalizer                           The Movie Channel  
1:20 am, Sat Gacy                                        Encore's True Channel 
2:00 am, Sat Encino Man                                  TNT  
2:15 am, Sat The Blob (1988)                             Flix Movie Channel 
2:50 am, Sat The Faculty                                 Showtime Beyond 
3:00 am, Sat John Carpenter's The Fog                    SCIFI  
3:45 am, Sat Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993)   WAM!  
             Twilight Zone: The Movie                    Encore
4:00 am EST  Silver Streak (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder)  Fox Movie Channel
4:15 am, Sat Ice Station Zebra (fire and death in arctic snow) Actionmax  
4:35 am, Sat Midsummer Night's Dream                     Showtime Beyond 
5:00 am, Sat Wes Craven's The Serpent and the Rainbow    Thrillermax 
5:05 am, Sat Audrey Rose                                 Mystery Channel 
6:00 am, Sat Needful Things (Max Von Sydow's gonna get you) Turner South 
6:05 am, Sat The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Kids
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Sat 4-22-06, eat dirt - it's Earth Day:
7:35 am, Sat Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
7:50 am, Sat Van Helsing                                 Encore  
8:30 am, Sat True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Cinemax  
9:15 am, Sat Dragonslayer                                HD Movies 
10:00 am, Sat Angels in the Outfield                     TNT  
              Armageddon                                 Starz  
              Firestarter                                Turner South 
10:05 am, Sat RoboCop (stay out of trouble)              Encore 
10:15 am, Sat Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy, caught in a timeloop) Showtime Family Zone 
11:00 am, Sat Shrek, part 2                              HBO Comedy 
11am/2pm EST  Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)      Turner Classic Movies 
11:15 am, Sat Troll, part 2                              Showtime Beyond 
12:00 pm, Sat Dragonfly                                  USA Network  
              Jumanji                                    TNT  
12:30 pm, Sat Coneheads (Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtain)      Comedy Central Channel  
12:30/3:30 EST The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958)           Turner Classic Movies 
12:35 pm, Sat Audrey Rose                                Mystery Channel 
12:45 pm, Sat Judge Dredd (Stallone - court is adjourned) Showtime  
12:50 pm, Sat Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO Family 
12:55 pm, Sat The Beast of Hollow Mountain (T-rex vs. cows) Showtime Beyond 
1:00 pm, Sat 13 Going on 30                              Starz Kids 
             Batman Returns                              A&E  
1:10 pm, Sat Predator 2                                  Black Starz 
1:30 pm, Sat Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO 
             The Haunted Palace                          Flix Movie Channel 
             Johnny Mnemonic (they want to pick his brain) Showtime Showcase 
2:30 pm, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime 
2:30/5:30 EST Tales from the Crypt (Peter Cushing)       Fox Movie Channel 
3:15 pm, Sat The Tin Soldier                             Showtime Family Zone 
4:00 pm, Sat Blast from the Past (post-WW3 fun)          Family Channel  
5pm/8pm EST  The Legend of Hell House (1973, Roddy McDowall) Fox Movie Channel 
5:35 pm, Sat Godzilla                                    Showtime #2  
5:45 pm, Sat Van Helsing                                 Encore  
6:00 pm, Sat Deep Blue Sea                               TNT 
6:05 pm, Sat Blade: Trinity                              Black Starz 
6:15 pm, Sat Armageddon (1998)                           Starz  
7:00 pm, Sat Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy)          Showtime Family Zone 
             Minotaur (2005)                             SCIFI  
7pm/10pm EST Black Widow (1987, repeated in 4 hours)     Fox Movie Channel
7:05 pm, Sat The Beast of Hollow Mountain                Showtime Beyond 
7:30 pm, Sat Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Cinemax  
8:00 pm, Sat Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray)     Flix Movie Channel
             The Godfather (Brando)                      American Movie Classics
             Jurassic Park III                           TNT 
             Powder                                      Showtime #2
             The One (2001, Jet Li)                      FX Channel
             The Terminator (every time you think he's dead, he's not) Encore
             Zenon: Z3 (2004)                            Disney Channel
8pm & 12am   Days That Shook The World: Gunfight At The OK Corral  History Channel
8:45 pm, Sat Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (Ricardo Montalban) HBO Family
9:00 pm,     Mammoth (2006, Tom Skerritt's museum monster is reanimated by aliens) SCIFI
9pm & 1am    Wild West Tech: Freakshows                  History Channel
9:10 pm, Sat Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Family 
9:30/12:30 EST  Operation Condor (Jackie Chan)           WGN
9:40 pm, Sat 13 Going on 30                              Starz Kids 
10:00 pm, Sat Back to the Future, Part II                TBS
              Johnny Mnemonic (it's all in his head)     Showtime Showcase 
              Jurassic Park III                          TNT
              Hide & Seek (2005)                         Cinemax
              Troll, part 2                              Showtime Beyond 
10:15 pm, Sat Elektra (she's still a daredevil)          Actionmax  
11:00 pm, EST Confessions of a Dangerous Mind            Independent Film Channel 
11:30 pm, Sat Alien 51                                   Mystery Channel 
11:45 pm, Sat Judge Dredd                                Encore 
12:00 am, Sun Shrek, part 2                              HBO Comedy 
12:20 am, Sun Dark Town                                  Showtime Beyond 
12:45 am, Sun The Faculty                                Showtime  
1:50 am, Sun True Lies                                   Cinemax  
2:00 am, Sun Jumanji                                     TNT  
2:10 am, Sun The Hazing                                  Starz Second Feed 
2:20 am, Sun Pleasantville (Don Knotts is mad as Hell)   Starz Family 
2:30 am, Sun Open Water                                  Showtime  
2:40 am, Sun The Truth About Demons                      The Movie Channel  
3am/6am, EST Confessions of a Dangerous Mind             Independent Film Channel 
3:15 am, Sun Shredder                                    Showtime Beyond 
3:30 am, Sun The Terminator                              Encore 
4:00 am, Sun The Food of the Gods                        WAM!  
4:05 am, Sun Elektra                                     Actionmax  
4:30 am, Sun Powder                                      Showtime #2  
5:00 am, Sun The Food of the Gods                        Movie Plex 
5:05 am, Sun Ghostbusters                                Flix Movie Channel 
5:50 am, Sun 13 Going on 30                              Starz Kids 
6:00 am,     Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (robots attack N.Y.) Showtime  
6:30 am, Sun Superman: The Movie                         More Max
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Sun 4-23-06, St. George's Day in England:
7:00 am, Sun House on Haunted Hill (1999)                Thrillermax  
             Time Bandits (John Cleese: Robin Hood, David Warner: Satan) Flix Movie Channel 
7:30 am, Sun Forever Young (1930s pilot unfreezes in present) Cinemax  
8:15 am, Sun Fire In The Sky (alien abduction is not fun) Thrillermax 
8:30 am, Sun Predator 2                                  Black Starz 
9:00 am, Sun Jaws 2 (they still need a bigger boat       SCIFI  
             Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
9:05 am, Sun Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!                  Starz  
             Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Action Channel 
9:10 am, Sun Small Soldiers                              HBO Comedy 
9:30 am, Sun Back to the Future, Part III                Encore's Western Channel 
             Powder                                      Showtime  
10:00 am, Sun The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2                History Channel
              Deep Blue Sea                              TNT  
11:00 am, Sun Groundhog Day (comedy)                     Showtime #2  
11am/2pm EST  The African Queen (Bogart vs. leeches & Germans) Turner Classic Movies
11:10 am, Sun Chronicle of the Raven                     Showtime Beyond 
11:15 am, Sun Van Helsing                                Mystery Channel 
12:00 pm, Sun The Ring Two                               HBO #2
              Watchers & Watchers 2                      SCIFI
12:30 pm,     The Goonies (Sean Astin)                   Family Channel
              Robots                                     HBO
1:00 pm, Sun The Day After Tomorrow (Al Gore says check it out) HBO Zone 
             Jaws: The Revenge (Joe Bob says check it out) SCIFI
             102 Dalmations (2000, Glenn Close)          Disney Channel
1pm/4pm, EST The Fly (Joe Bob says Help Me!) 1958        Fox Movie Channel 
1pm/4pm EST  Gunga Din (1939)                            Turner Classic Movies
1:10 pm, Sun Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Cinemax  
2:00 pm, Sun The Princess Bride                          WE
             Double Impact (1991)                        Spike (TNN)
2:30 pm, Sun The Grudge (spoofed in Scary Movie 4)       More Max
             Tango & Cash (Stallone & Kurt Russell)      Cinemax
2:40 pm, Sun Judge Dredd                                 Encore
3:00 pm,     Dante's Peak                                USA Network
             Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets       Family Channel
3:20 pm, Sun Back to the Future, Part III                Western Channel 
3:45 pm, Sun Catwoman                                    HBO #2  
             Exorcist: The Beginning                     Thrillermax  
4:00 pm, Sun Meet Joe Black                              WE
             Bloodsport (1988)                           Spike (TNN)
4:15 pm, Sun Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (1930s mad scientist) Showtime
             The Godfather                               American Movie Classics
followed by  Godfather 2 (1974) @ 8pm                    American Movie Classics
4:20 pm, Sun Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Action Channel
4:30 pm,     House Arrest                                HBO
5:00 pm,     The One (2001, Jet Li)                      FX Channel
5pm/8pm EST  The Omen (look at me, Damien)               Fox Movie Channel
5:30 pm,     Stepmom (for after Mommy's dead, comedy/drama) TBS
6:00 pm,     Today You Die (2005 Steven Seagal)          Spike (TNN)
6:30 pm,     Planet Of The Vampires (1965)               Flix Movie Channel
             Garfield, the Movie (2004)                  HBO
6:35 pm,     Kill Bill 2                                 Starz
7:00 pm, Sun Forbidden Zone                              Showtime Beyond 
             Harry Potter & the Chamber Of Secrets (2002) Family Channel
             Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
             Watchers Reborn (1998, Mark Hamill)         SCIFI
             10 Things I Hate About You (1999)           Comedy Central
7pm/10pm EST The Final Conflict: Omen 3                  Fox Movie Channel 
7:15 pm, Sun White Noise                                 HBO Zone 
7:30 pm,     The Mask Of Zorro (1998, Anthony Hopkins)   Showtime
7:30/10:30 EST  The Angry Hills (1959, Robert Mitchum)   Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm, Sun Constantine                                 HBO #2  
             Time Bandits (Monty Python's time travelers)   Flix Movie Channel 
             The Punisher (tepid & gloomy)               Showtime #2
             The Simpsons: A Trilogy of Sea Tales        Fox
             Twisted (2004)                              The Movie Channel
             Wake Of Death (2004, Jean-Claude Van Damme) Spike (TNN)
             Van Helsing                                 Mystery Channel 
8pm & 12am   Houdini: Unlocking The Mystery              History Channel
9:00 pm, Sun Rottweiler (2004, bigger than Cujo)         SCIFI  
             Billy Madison (Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin) Comedy Central
9pm/12am EST  The Omen (look at me, Damien)              Fox Movie Channel 
9:45 pm, Sun Johnny Mnemonic (1995)                      The Movie Channel  
10:00 pm, Sun Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)           Cinemax  
              And Now For Something Completely Different Flix Movie Channel
              Dirty Dancing (Joe Bob says don't check it out) WE
              Out Of Reach (Steven Seagal)               Spike (TNN)
10:05 pm,     Suspect Zero (2004)                        Showtime #2
10pm & 2am    How William Shatner Changed The World      History Channel
10:30 pm, Sun Last Action Hero                           Showtime Family Zone 
11:00 pm, Sun FeardotCom                                 HBO #2 
11pm/2am EST The Final Conflict: Omen 3                  Fox Movie Channel 
11pm/2am EST The Postman (after Waterworld)              WPIX New York 
12:00 am, Mon Stepmom (reviewed by a guy stuck in space with 2 robots) TBS   
              Phone                                      Sundance Channel 
12:05 am, Mon Back to the Future, Part III               Encore's Western Channel 
12:30 am, Mon Wasp Woman                                 Showtime Beyond 
12:30/3:30 EST  Shadows & Fog (1992, John Malkovich)     Turner Classic Movies
12:45 am, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)      Showtime Family Zone 
1am/4am EST  Gargantua (Baldwin vs. monsters) 1998       Fox Movie Channel 
1:20 am, Mon Necronomicon                                Thrillermax  
2:15 am, Mon The Attic Expeditions                       Starz Second Feed 
2:40 am, Mon Creature Unknown                            Mystery Channel 
3:00 am,     Purple Rain (and you thought Michael Jackson was creepy) Cinemax
3am/6am EST  A Stolen Life (Bette Davis as an evil twin) Turner Classic Movies
3:35 am, Mon The Faculty                                 Showtime Beyond 
3:45 am, Mon The Believers                               Showtime  
5:00 am, Mon The Satan Bug                               The Movie Channel  
6:00 am, Mon Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO  
6:10 am, Mon Them! (giant mutant ants)                   Thrillermax  
6:20 am, Mon Modern Problems                             HBO Comedy 
6:40 am, Mon Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!                  Starz  
             The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women
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Mon 4-24-06
7am/10am EST Fastest Gun Alive (1956, Glenn Ford wants to retire) Turner Classic Movies 
followed by  Don't Go Near The Water (Glenn Ford, Anne Francis) Turner Classic Movies
7:05 am, Mon The Village (some things in the woods)      Mystery Channel 
8:00 am,     2001: A Space Travesty (Leslie Nelsen)      Comedy Central
8:35 am, Mon Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) Showtime Extreme 
8:50 am, Mon I, Robot (Will Smith)                       Actionmax  
9:00 am, Mon Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
9:15 am, Mon Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451               HD Movies 
9:30 am, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
10:00 am, Mon The Princess Bride                         WE  
10:20 am, Mon The Incredibles                            Starz Kids 
10:30 am,     Titanic (1997)                             HBO
12:45 pm, Mon Stephen King's Pet Sematary                Thrillermax  
1:00 pm, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie             Showtime  
1:30 pm,     The Goonies (Sean Astin)                   Family Channel
2:00 pm, Mon Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Kids 
             Alien Vs. Predator                          HBO
2:30 pm, Mon The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
2:30/5:30 EST Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel 
2:35 pm, Mon The Village (stay out of the woods)         Mystery Channel 
3:15 pm, Mon Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO Zone 
3:45 pm, Mon Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
             Highlander (Sean Connery)                   American Movie Classics 
4:00 pm, Mon The Game                                    Showtime #2  
             Flight Of The Intruder                      HBO
4:15 pm, Mon I, Robot                                    Actionmax  
5:00 pm, Mon Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
5pm/8pm EST  Zorro the Gay Blade (George Hamilton as Zorro's gay twin) Fox Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST  5 Came Back (1939, aircrash survivors lost on a jungle island) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm, Mon Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) Showtime Extreme  
             Billy Madison (Darren McGavin, Adam Sandler) Comedy Central
             Point Of No Return (Bridget must kill)      American Movie Classics
6:05 pm, Mon Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
6:10 pm, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime #2  
6:15 pm, Mon Predator (Schwarzenegger, Jesse Ventura)    Action Channel 
6:30/9:30 EST Back From Eternity (1956 remake of 5 Came Back) Turner Classic Movies
6:40 pm, Mon Batman                                      HBO Zone 
8:00 pm, Mon The Incredibles                             Starz Kids 
             Hide & Seek (2005, DeNiro doesn't believe in poltergeists) Cinemax
             The Hole (2001, don't poke around WW2 bunkers) The Movie Channel
             League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)    FX Channel  
             Mary Reilly (maid for Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde) Flix Movie Channel
8pm & 12am   History's Mysteries: UFOs & life on other planets  History Channel
8pm & 12am   First Blood (Rambo)                         American Movie Classics
8:05 pm, Mon Predator 2                                  Action Channel 
8:15 pm, Mon Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Mystery Channel 
8:30 pm, Mon Contact (1997, Jodie Foster hears aliens)   More Max
9pm & 1am     Digging For The Truth: Lost Cities of the Amazon  History Channel
10:00 pm, Mon Cliffhanger (Stallone)                     Flix Movie Channel
              Elektra (2005, she's still a daredevil)    Cinemax  
              Pleasantville (Don Knotts is mad as Hell)  Starz Kids 
10pm & 2am    Uncommon Valor (Gene Hackman wants to leave no MIA behind) American Movie Classics
10pm & 2am    Deep Sea Detectives: The Flying Enterprise  History Channel
10:05 pm, Mon Apt Pupil                                  HD Movies 
              Jules Verne's Around The World in 80 Days (Jackie Chan) Encore
11:00 pm, Mon Battlestar Galactica (2003, 4-hour pilot movie) SCIFI  
              Boogeyman                                  Starz Second Feed 
              Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind      HBO #2  
              Outbreak                                   Turner South 
              The Ring Two                               HBO Zone 
11pm & 3am    Scream 3                                   TBS
11:30 pm, Mon Sin City                                   Starz Cinema 
11:40 pm, Mon The Village                                Mystery Channel 
12:00 am, Tue Shaun of the Dead                          Actionmax  
12:30 am,     Seed Of Chucky (Child's Play 4)            HBO
              American Ninja 2                           Cinemax
1:00 am,      Anaconda                                   TBS
1:05 am, Tue Toolbox Murders                             Showtime Beyond 
1:10 am, Tue Modern Problems                             HBO Comedy 
1:30 am,     Pulp Fiction (she will kill Bill after this) Showtime
2:00 am, Tue Apt Pupil                                   HD Movies 
             Predator                                    Action Channel 
2:20 am, Tue Constantine                                 HBO  
2:50 am, Tue Soldier                                     HBO #2  
3:25 am, Tue The Game                                    Showtime #2  
3:40 am, Tue The Blob (1988)                             Flix Movie Channel 
4:15 am, Tue Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Mystery Channel 
4:55 am, Tue Last Action Hero                            Showtime Extreme 
6:00 am, Tue Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
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Tue 4-25-06, Holocaust Remembrance Day:
7:00 am, Tue Ice Station Zebra (fire, ice, and death)    Actionmax  
7:10 am, Tue Thunderbirds (to the rescue)                Starz  
7:20 am, Tue Damnation Alley (killer cockroaches of the apocalypse) Action Channel 
             Troll, part 2                               Showtime Beyond 
7:45 am, Tue Cool World (a cartoon woman wants sex with her creator) HBO #2  
             The Tin Soldier                             Showtime Family Zone 
8:00 am, Tue Seven Days in May                           HD Movies 
             A Goofy Movie (Disney animated)             Disney Channel
8:15 am, Tue The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Kids 
8:20 am, Tue The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO Zone 
8:40 am,      The Purple Rose Of Cairo (1985 fantasy)    Encore
10:30 am, Tue The Chronicles of Riddick                  HBO #2  
10:50 am, Tue Shrek, part 2                              HBO Family 
11:00 am, Tue 20 Million Miles to Earth                  Action Channel 
11:05 am, Tue The Night Flier                            Cinemax  
11:35 am, Tue Resident Evil: Apocalypse                  Actionmax  
12:20 pm, Tue The Forgotten                              Encore  
12:30 pm, Tue The Butterfly Effect                       Action Channel 
12:35 pm, Tue The Believers                              Showtime Beyond 
1:30 pm, Tue Outbreak                                    Turner South 
2:00 pm,     Peter Jackson's The Frighteners (John Astin) USA Network
             X2: X-Men United                            FX Channel
             Full Metal Jacket                           Cinemax
             5 Easy Pieces                               Showtime
2:20 pm, Tue Brainstorm                                  Thrillermax  
2:30 pm, Tue Troll, part 2                               Showtime Beyond 
3:00 pm, Tue The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen       FX Channel  
4:00 pm, Tue Hollow Man                                  USA Network  
4:20 pm, Tue Durango Kids                                Starz Family 
4:50 pm, Tue White Noise                                 HBO Zone 
5:00 pm,     2001: A Space Travesty (Leslie Nelsen)      Comedy Central
5:20 pm, Tue Hearts in Atlantis                          HBO Family 
5:30 pm, Tue The Devil's Advocate                        Encore  
             The Jacket                                  HBO #3  
5:30/8:30 EST  Frankenstein Unbound (1990)               Fox Movie Channel
5:45 pm, Tue Thunderbirds                                Starz  
             Scent Of A Woman (Pacino as a blind man)    Cinemax
5:50 pm, Tue Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)            The Movie Channel  
6:00 pm, Tue Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray)     Flix Movie Channel 
             The Village                                 WAM!  
6:05 pm, Tue The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
6:15 pm      Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) HBO
7:00 pm, Tue Last Action Hero                            HBO Family 
7pm/10pm EST Bell, Book & Candle (1958, Kim Novak as a beautiful witch) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST Die Hard (Bruce Willis vs. terrorists)      Fox Movie Channel
7:20 pm,     Adv. of Sharkboy & Lavagirl (2005, animated) Starz
7:30 pm,     Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Showtime #2
7:50 pm, Tue Krull                                       Action Channel 
8:00 pm, Tue The Forgotten (your son never existed)      Encore  
             Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome               WAM! 
             Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax  
             Virus (1999, don't go in the abandoned Russian ship) Mystery Channel 
             A Goofy Movie (1995 Disney animated)        Disney Channel 
8pm & 12am   BTK Killer Speaks                           A&E
8pm & 12am   Shootout: The Iraq War                      History Channel
8pm & 2am    What About Bob? (Bill Murray vs. Richard Dreyfuss) American Movie Classics
8:30 pm,     Shark Tale (2004, CGI animated Godfather spoof) Cinemax
9:00 pm, Tue The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)            HBO #2
             Hostage (2005, Bruce Willis)                Starz
             So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Women 
9pm & 1am    Modern Marvels: Earthmovers                 History Channel
9:15/12:15 EST  Kiss Of Death (1995 remake)              Fox Movie Channel
9:35 pm, Tue The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Kids 
             The Ladykillers (Tom Hanks remake)          Encore
10:00 pm, Tue The Butterfly Effect                       Action Channel 
10:15 pm,     The Jerk (Steve Martin)                    American Movie Classics
10:30 pm, Tue Catwoman                                   HBO Family 
11:00 pm, Tue The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting          SCIFI  
11:30 pm, Tue Last Action Hero                           Encore 
11:30/2:30 EST The Outrage (1964, Paul Newman, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies
12:20 am, Wed The Crow (Brandon Lee's vengeful ghost)    The Movie Channel
1:10 am, Wed The Believers                               Showtime Beyond 
1:30 am,     Anaconda                                    TBS
1:40 am, Wed Shrek, part 2                               HBO Family 
             John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth) Cinemax  
1:45 am, Wed Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs    More Max 
2:00 am,     Weird Al's UHF                              Comedy Central
2:45 am, Wed Ghost Ship                                  HBO  
3:00 am, Wed Day of the Dead                             SCIFI  
3:05 am, Wed Ju-on: The Grudge                           Showtime Beyond 
3:45 am, Wed Nine Lives                                  The Movie Channel  
4:00 am, Wed Gacy                                        Encore's True Channel 
4:30 am, Wed A Clockwork Orange (it's no space odyssey)  Thrillermax  
             Godzilla, King of the Monsters              American Movie Classics 
5:35 am, Wed Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Showcase 
5:45 am,     Futureworld (Yul Brynner returns as the killer man in black) Showtime
6:00 am, Wed Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
6:40 am, Wed Moby Dick                                   Encore's True Channel 
6:50 am, Wed The War of the Worlds                       Thrillermax 
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Wed 4-26-06, Secretaries Day - give yours a big kiss:
7am/10am EST They Met In Bombay (1941, Peter Lorre)      Turner Classic Movies
7:30 am, Wed Shrek, part 2                               HBO Comedy 
7:45 am, Wed Phenomenon                                  HBO  
             Thunderbirds                                Starz Family 
8:00 am, Wed The Village                                 WAM!
             Caddyshack 2 (comedy)                       Comedy Central
8:30 am, Wed Batman Returns                              A&E 
             Van Helsing                                 Encore  
10:00 am, Wed I, Robot                                   Cinemax  
              Weird Science (what do you maniacs want to do first?) WAM!  
10:50 am, Wed The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy       Starz  
11:00 am, Wed The Haunted Palace                         Flix Movie Channel 
11:40 am, Wed Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome              WAM!  
12:10 pm, Wed Photographing Fairies (British fantasy)    Sundance Channel 
12:30 pm, Wed Time Bandits (Monty Python time traveling) Flix Movie Channel 
              Conan The Barbarian                        Cinemax
12:55 pm, Wed Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning           Showtime  
2:15 pm, Wed Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) Showtime Family Zone 
2:30 pm, Wed Batman Returns                              A&E  
3:00 pm, Wed Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning            Starz Second Feed 
3pm/6pm EST  Emperor Of The North (1973)                 Fox Movie Channel
3:20 pm, Wed Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
3:30 pm,     XXX (2002, Vin Diesel)                      FX Channel
4:20 pm, Wed Thunderbirds                                Starz Family 
4:30 pm, Wed The Ninth Gate                              USA Network 
             Phantom of the Opera (2004)                 HBO #3  
             Tank Girl (after the killer comet)          Starz Kids 
5:05 pm, Wed Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO Family 
5:15 pm, Wed Exorcist: The Beginning                     More Max 
5:45 pm, Wed Batman                                      HBO #2  
             Phenomenon                                  HBO  
5:50 pm, Wed Conan the Barbarian (Schwarzenegger vs. James Earl Jones) Actionmax  
6:00 pm, Wed The Adv. of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension        WAM! 
6:40 pm, Wed Constantine                                 HBO Zone 
7:00 pm, Wed Powder                                      Showtime Family Zone 
7pm/10pm EST The Fly 2 (Joe Bob still says ick!)         Fox Movie Channel 
7:05 pm, Wed The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) Starz
7:15 pm,     Wayne's World (Mike Myers, Dana Carvey)     More Max
8:00 pm, Wed American President (Michael Douglas)        FX Channel
             Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (fantasy) Disney Channel
             I, Robot (2004, Will Smith)                 Cinemax  
             MASH (1970, Donald Sutherland)              American Movie Classics
             Passion Of The Christ (Mel Gibson)          Showtime
             Scooby-Doo (2002, Sarah Michelle Gellar)    Family Channel
             Van Helsing (2004)                          Encore 
             9 to 5 (Dolly Parton vs. Dabney Coleman)    CMT
8pm & 12am   Modern Marvels: Roman concrete              History Channel
9:00 pm, Wed Alien 4: Resurrection                       Spike (TNN)
             A Killer Upstairs (2005)                    Lifetime
9pm/12am EST Predator (Schwarzenegger vs. hunter from space) Fox Movie Channel 
9:20 pm, Wed Pleasantville                               Starz Family 
10:00 pm,     Hide & Seek (2005)                         Cinemax
              Streets (1990, Christina Applegate)        Flix Movie Channel
10:15 pm, Wed Deep Rising (here there be monsters)       Encore  
10:30 pm, Wed American President (Michael Douglas)       FX Channel
11:00 pm, Wed Lost in Space                              Turner South 
11pm/2am EST  The Fly 2 (like mutant, like son)          Fox Movie Channel 
11:30 pm, Wed Thunderbirds                               Starz Family 
12:30 am, Thu Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy)         Showtime Family Zone 
              Kunoichi, Lady Ninja                       The Movie Channel
1:00 am,      Single White Female (Bridget's roommate's a psycho) Showtime
1am/4am, EST Predator                                    Fox Movie Channel 
1:30 am, Thu The Entity                                  Mystery Channel 
             Forbidden Planet                            Turner South 
1:45 am, Thu The Butterfly Effect                        Starz  
             Judge Dredd                                 Encore  
1:50 am, Thu The Howling 7: New Moon Rising              More Max 
2:00 am, Thu What's The Worst That Could Happen?         Comedy Central
             Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
2:15 am, Thu The Ring Two                                HBO Zone 
2:35 am, Thu Pleasantville                               Starz Family 
3:00 am,     Godzilla vs. Gigan                          SCIFI
3:20 am, Thu The Exorcist (Linda Blair, remastered)      More Max 
3:30/6:30 EST Forbidden Planet (1956, Robbie the Robot)  Turner Classic Movies 
4:00 am,      Spider-babe                                The Movie Channel
4:05 am, Thu Small Soldiers                              HBO Comedy 
4:30 am, Thu Conan the Barbarian                         Actionmax 
5:00 am, Thu The Haunted Palace                          Flix Movie Channel 
5:30/8:30 EST From the Earth to the Moon (1958, George Sanders) Turner Classic Movies 
6:15 am, Thu Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
6:35 am, Thu Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
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Thurs 4-27-06, drink to President Grant's birthday:
7:30/10:30 EST It Came from Outer Space (1953)           Turner Classic Movies 
8:00 am, Thu The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension    WAM! 
8:20 am, Thu Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price as mad scientist) Showtime Beyond 
8:30 am,     The Stepsister                              HBO
9:00 am,     Enter The Dragon (Bruce Lee)                Cinemax
9am/Noon EST The Thing (1951)                            Turner Classic Movies
9:30 am, Thu The Grudge (spoofed in Scary Movie 4)       More Max 
10:30/1:30 EST Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)     Turner Classic Movies 
11:00 am, Thu Alien 3                                    FX Channel 
11:05 am, Thu Van Helsing                                Mystery Channel 
11:10 am, Thu The Incredibles                            Starz  
11:35 am, Thu Elektra                                    Actionmax  
12:00 pm, Thu Fire In The Sky                            Thrillermax  
              Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning           Showtime #2  
12pm/3pm EST  The Creeping Unknown: The Quartermass Experiment (1956) Turner Classic Movies 
12:15 pm, Thu The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou         Starz Cinema 
12:35 pm, Thu Johnny Mnemonic                            Showtime Showcase 
1:00 pm, Thu Friday the 13th Part 7, The New Blood       Cinemax  
1:30 pm,     The Saint (1997, Val Kilmer)                USA Network
1:30/4:30 EST The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)        Turner Classic Movies 
1:50 pm, Thu Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Beyond 
             Them! (giant mutant ants)                   Thrillermax  
2:00 pm,     Time Bandits                                Showtime
2:30 pm, Thu The Andromeda Strain                        Sundance Channel 
3pm/6pm EST  Soylent Green (1973, set in 2022)           Turner Classic Movies 
3:20 pm, Thu So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)       Starz Kids 
3:30 pm, Thu Star Trek: The Motion Picture               Thrillermax  
3:45 pm,     Highlander (Sean Connery)                   American Movie Classics
3:50 pm, Thu Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
4:35 pm, Thu The I Inside                                Encore  
5:00 pm,     Titanic (1997)                              HBO
5pm/8pm EST  The Postman (after Waterworld)              WGN Chicago 
5pm/8pm EST  Mother, Juggs & Speed (Bill Cosby, Raquel Welch) Fox Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST  The Prisoner Of Zenda (1952, James Mason)   Turner Classic Movies
5:45 pm, Thu Contact                                     Thrillermax 
6:05 pm, Thu I, Robot                                    Actionmax  
6:15 pm, Thu RoboCop (stay out of trouble)               Encore  
6:45 pm,     Herbie: Fully Loaded (return of the Love Bug) Starz
7:00 pm, Thu Day the World Ended (2001)                  SCIFI  
7pm/10pm EST King Solomon's Mines (1950)                 Turner Classic Movies 
7pm/10pm EST Porky's (1982 comedy, repeated in 4 hours)  Fox Movie Channel
7:30 pm, Thu Darkness                                    Starz Second Feed 
             The Grudge                                  More Max 
8:00 pm, Thu The Dead Pool (someone wants Clint Eastwood dead) American Movie Classics
             Elektra                                     Actionmax  
             Passion For The Christ (Mel Gibson)         Showtime #2
             RoboCop 2                                   Encore
             Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder) Family Channel
8:05 pm,     Suspect Zero (2004)                         Showtime
8:15 pm, Thu Dentist II (1998, Corbin Bernson is released as cured, bad idea) Cinemax  
9:00 pm, Thu Bad Boys (1995)                             TBS
             The Incredibles (2004)                      Starz
             Mammoth (space aliens reanimate a prehistoric museum display) SCIFI
             The Man Without A Face (Mel Gibson)         WE
9pm & 1am    Mysteries Of The Bermuda Triangle (part 1 of 2) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Weekend At Bernie's (Terry Kiser as the smirking corpse) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST The Journey (1959, Yul Brynner as the Soviet officer) Turner Classic Movies 
9:35 pm, Thu Van Helsing                                 Mystery Channel 
9:45 pm, Thu Johnny Mnemonic                             Showtime Showcase 
10:00 pm, Thu Them! (giant mutant ants)                  Thrillermax  
              Colors (1988 movie with same rep as Warriors) American Movie Classics
              RoboCop 3 (vs. the roboNinja)              Encore
              Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous (2005) Cinemax
followed by   Bikini Cavegirl (Nicole Sheridan)            Cinemax
10:00 pm,     Penn & Teller's Bull: Cryptozoology        Showtime
10:10 pm, Thu Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow      Showtime #2  
10:30 pm, Thu Last Action Hero                           Showtime Family Zone 
11:15/2:15 EST Eye Of The Devil (1967, Donald Pleasence) Turner Classic Movies
11:35 pm, Thu So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy)      Starz Kids 
12:30 am,    The Dead Pool (someone wants Clint Eastwood dead) American Movie Classics
1:00 am, Fri The Jacket                                  HBO
             Almost An Angel                             USA Network
1am/4am EST  Diary of a Madman (1963, he's possessed)    Turner Classic Movies 
1am/4am EST  Weekend At Bernie's (Terry Kiser as the smirking corpse) Fox Movie Channel
1:40 am, Fri I, Robot                                    Actionmax  
2:00 am, Fri Surviving The Game (Joe Bob & Ice-T say check it out) TNT
             Alien 3                                     FX Channel  
2:30 am, Fri The Food of the Gods                        Action Channel 
2:45 am, Fri Modern Problems                             HBO Comedy 
3:00 am,     Destroy All Monsters!                       SCIFI
3am/6am EST  West Of Zanzibar (1928, Lon Chaney, dir. Tod Browning) Turner Classic Movies
3:10 am, Fri Necronomicon                                Thrillermax  
3:30 am, Fri The Food of the Gods                        Movie Plex 
4:15/7:15 EST The Unholy Night (Boris Karloff)           Turner Classic Movies
5:30 am, Fri Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine         Showtime Beyond 
6:00 am, Fri Small Soldiers                              HBO Comedy 
6am/9am EST  Guilty Hands (1931)                         Turner Classic Movies
6:45 am, Fri Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country       More Max 
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Fri 4-28-06, Arbor Day:
7:30 am, Fri Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray comedy) Encore 
7:45 am, Fri Catwoman                                    HBO #2  
8:20 am, Fri Beauty and the Beast                        Encore's Love Stories 
8:30 am,     Anacondas: Hunt For The Blood Orchid        Cinemax
8:45 am, Fri Hound of the Baskervilles (Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing) Mystery Channel 
9:00 am, Fri The Tin Soldier                             Showtime Family Zone 
9:15 am, Fri White Noise                                 HBO #3  
9:25 am, Fri Ghost Ship                                  HBO Zone 
9:30 am, Fri Phantom of the Opera (2004)                 HBO  
9:45 am, Fri Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)            Movie Plex 
10:30 am, Fri Exorcist: The Beginning                    Thrillermax  
10:45 am,     Futureworld (Yul Brynner returns as the killer man in black) Showtime
11:00 am, Fri Phenomenon                                 HBO #3  
11am/2pm EST  The Snake Pit (1948, Olivia de Havilland)  Fox Movie Channel
12:35 pm, Fri LD 50 Lethal Dose                          Showtime  
1:05 pm, Fri Dragonslayer                                HD Movies 
2:05 pm, Fri Field of Dreams (if you build it they will come) Cinemax  
2:15 pm, Fri Judge Dredd                                 Showtime  
2:45 pm,     Mouse Hunt (it's home alone, too)           Cinemax
3:20 pm, Fri American Werewolf in Paris, An              Action Channel 
3:30 pm, Fri Nine Lives                                  The Movie Channel  
3:45 pm, Fri Shrek, part 2                               HBO Comedy 
4:40 pm, Fri Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax  
5:15/8:15 EST Solaris                                    Independent Film Channel 
6:00 pm, Fri Powder                                      Showtime #2  
             King Ralph (Dan Goodman)                    Comedy Central
6pm & 2:30am The Godfather (Brando)                      American Movie Classics
6:05 pm, Fri Ghostbusters (comedy)                       Encore  
6:15 pm, Fri Eight Legged Freaks                         HBO  
6:40 pm, Fri House on Haunted Hill (1999)                Thrillermax 
6:45 pm,     Peacemaker (George Clooney looks for missing nukes) More Max
7pm/10pm EST Jewel of the Nile: Romancing The Stone 2    Fox Movie Channel
7:15/10:15 EST  The Graduate (1967, Dustin Hoffman)      Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm, Fri Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
7:45 pm,     Presumed Innocent (Harrison Ford)           Cinemax
8:00 pm, Fri Exorcist: The Beginning                     Thrillermax  
             Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002, with Michael Caine) Fox
             Frequency (what is it, Kenneth?)            BRAVO  
             Godfather 2 (1974)                          American Movie Classics
             Superman II                                 Actionmax
8pm & 12am   Biography: Dolly Parton of 9 to 5           A&E
8pm & 12am   Zero Hour: American Airlines 11 on 9/11     History Channel
9:00 pm, Fri Catwoman                                    HBO #2
             Hide & Seek                                 More Max
             National Treasure                           Starz
             Dinner & A Movie: Sister Act 2              TBS
             Suspect Zero                                Showtime #2
             new Dr. Who ep (Rose goes back in time to change history) SCIFI
9pm & 1am    Grounded on 9/11 (how does everyone land at once?) History Channel
9pm/12am EST Jewel of the Nile: Romancing The Stone 2    Fox Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Fri Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford)     Cinemax
              Cujo (Stephen King's killer dog)           Turner South 
              Millennium                                 Action Channel 
10:15 pm, Fri Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Encore  
10:30 pm, Fri Frequency                                  BRAVO  
11pm/2am EST  Jewel of the Nile: Romancing The Stone 2   Fox Movie Channel
11:35 pm, Fri Small Soldiers                             HBO Comedy 
11:45 pm, Fri Clockwork Orange, A                        Thrillermax  
12:00 am, Sat Mary Shelley's Frankenstein                American Movie Classics
              Constantine                                HBO
              Pulp Fiction (she will kill Bill after this) Encore
12:05 am, Sat R.S.V.P.                                   HD Movies 
              White Noise                                HBO #3  
12:30 am, Sat The Butterfly Effect                       Starz Second Feed 
              The Day After Tomorrow                     HBO Zone 
1:00 am, Sat Fargo (blood everywhere, you betcha)        BRAVO  
             Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)            Mystery Channel 
1:15/4:15 EST  Mr. Arkadin (1955, Orson Welles)          Turner Classic Movies
1:25 am, Sat Shrek, part 2                               HBO Comedy 
1:30 am,     Basic Instinct (1992, Sharon Stone)         Spike (TNN)
1:45 am, Sat Batman & Robin                              More Max 
2:00 am, Sat American Werewolf in Paris, An              Action Channel 
             Eye For An Eye                              USA Network
             Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)            Movie Plex 
             Resident Evil: Apocalypse                   Actionmax  
             White Men Can't Jump (comedy)               FX Channel
2:15 am, Sat Shaun of the Dead                           Cinemax  
2:30 am, Sat Boogeyman                                   Starz Second Feed 
3:00 am, Sat Night of the Living Dead (1990)             Showtime Beyond 
             From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, Harvey Keitel)   Encore
             Godzilla vs. Hedora                         SCIFI
             House 4                                     HBO
3:20 am, Sat Armageddon                                  Starz  
3:25 am, Sat The Tin Soldier                             Showtime Family Zone 
3:30 am, Sat Fargo                                       BRAVO 
4:00 am, Sat American Psycho                             USA Network 
             Postman Rings Twice                         HBO
4:30 am, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004)                     Encore  
5:30 am,     Alienator                                   The Movie Channel
6:00 am, Sat Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO #3  
6:10 am, Sat The Beast of Hollow Mountain (T-rex vs. cowboys) Showtime Beyond 
6:15 am, Sat Contact                                     More Max 
             Demolition Man                              Black Starz 
6:30 am,     The Fan (short for fanatic)                 TNT
6:30/9:30 EST  The Ladykillers (1955, Alec Guinness)     Turner Classic Movies
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Sat 4-29-06:
8:00 am, Sat Encino Man                                  TBS
             Robots                                      HBO
9:00 am, Sat 20 Million Miles to Earth                   Action Channel 
             Beneath the Planet of the Apes              SCIFI
             Copycat (1995)                              TNT
9:05 am, Sat The Forgotten (2004)                        Mystery Channel 
9:15 am, Sat Groundhog Day (comedy)                      Showtime 
9:25 am, Sat The Game                                    Showtime #2  
10:20 am, Sat Groundhog Day                              Encore  
10:30 am, Sat Krull                                      Action Channel 
10:40 am, Sat Boogeyman                                  Starz Second Feed 
10:55 am, Sat Infection                                  Showtime Beyond 
11:00 am, Sat Conquest of the Planet of the Apes         SCIFI  
              Godzilla                                   Showtime
              Jules Verne's Mysterious Island (new remake) Hallmark Channel
11:05 am, Sat Modern Problems                            HBO Comedy 
12:35 pm, Sat The Village                                Mystery Channel 
1:00 pm,      Mulan 2                                    Disney Channel
1:15 pm, Sat Wes Craven's Serpent and the Rainbow        Thrillermax  
1:30 pm, Sat Stephen King's Carrie                       American Movie Classics 
             Midsummer Night's Dream, A                  Showtime Showcase 
2:00 pm, Sat Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999)   Hallmark Channel 
             Charlie's Angels (how do you say jiggle in Spanish?) Telemundo
2pm & 2am    Fist Of Fury (1972)                         Spike (TNN)
2:10 pm, Sat The Ring Two                                HBO Zone 
2:15/5:15 EST Solaris                                    Independent Film Channel 
2:30 pm, Sat Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind       HBO #2
3:00 pm,     Mr. Destiny (Jim Belushi, Michael Caine)    Family Channel
             Man-Thing (shameless copy of Swamp Thing)   SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST  The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (1965)    Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm, Sat Commando (Schwarzenegger)                   FX Channel
             E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982 Spielberg) USA Network 
3:40 pm, Sat The Butterfly Effect                        Starz Second Feed 
3:55 pm, Sat Forbidden Zone                              Showtime Beyond 
4:00 pm,     Halloween 5 (Joe Bob says check it out)     American Movie Classics 
             King Ralph (Dan Goodman inherits the British crown) Comedy Central
4:15 pm, Sat Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)            The Movie Channel  
4:35 pm, Sat Leviathan (don't go in the sunken ship)     Action Channel 
4:45 pm, Sat Fire In The Sky (don't get abducted by aliens) Thrillermax
5:00 pm,     Primal Force (1999)                         SCIFI
5:15 pm, Sat Infection                                   Showtime Beyond 
5:30 pm,     Flight Of The Navigator (alien abduction comedy) Family Channel
6:00 pm, Sat Halloween: Resurrection                     American Movie Classics 
             Demolition Man                              Black Starz 
             American Pie 2                              USA Network
             Supernova (2005, Peter Fonda)               Hallmark Channel
6:15 pm, Sat The Crow                                    Action Channel 
             Shrek, part 2                               HBO #2  
6:30 pm, Sat Contact (1997)                              More Max 
             Psycho (1998)                               Mystery Channel 
7:00 pm, Sat Ghostbusters (comedy)                       Showtime Family Zone 
             The Monkey King                             SCIFI  
7pm/10pm EST The Boston Strangler (1968, Tony Curtis)    Fox Movie Channel
7:15 pm,     Elf (2003, Will Ferrell as a man raised by Santa's elves) Starz
7:30 pm, Sat Back to the Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) Family Channel  
             Supernova (conclusion)                      Hallmark Channel
8:00 pm, Sat Godzilla (1998)                             Showtime
             The Game (1997)                             Showtime #2  
             Gothika (2003)                              American Movie Classics 
             Bloodsport (Jean-Claude Van Damme)          Spike (TNN)
             Dirty Dancing (1987, Patrick Swayze)        WE
             Pearl Harbor (2001)                         ABC
8pm & 12am   The Man Who Predicted 9/11                  A&E
             Giganto: The Real King Kong (gigantopithecus) History Channel
8:20 pm, Sat The Forgotten                               Mystery Channel 
8:30 pm,     Die Hard 2 (Bruce Willis in Spanish)        Telemundo
9:00 pm, Sat Bewitched (2005, Nicole Kidman as the modern witch) Starz
             The Monkey King                             SCIFI
9pm & 1am    Flight 93 (docudrama about the passengers who revolted) A&E
             Quest For Dragons (from prehistoric art to CGI) History Channel
9:15 pm, Sat The Incredibles                             Starz Family 
10:00 pm, Sat Lethal Weapon 4                            TBS
              Predator 2                                 Action Channel 
              The Village (some things in the woods)     Mystery Channel 
10:05 pm,     The Bourne Supremacy (2004)                Encore
10:30 pm,     The Punisher                               Showtime
10:35 pm, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Showtime Family Zone 
11:00 pm, Sat 12 Monkeys                                 SCIFI  
              Tremors 3: Back To Perfection              American Movie Classics 
11pm/2am EST  The Boston Strangler (1968, Tony Curtis)   Fox Movie Channel
11:20 pm, Sat Hellboy                                    Starz Second Feed 
11:35 pm, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Black Starz 
12am/3am EST  Krippendorf's Tribe (Jenna Elfman, Richard Dreyfuss) WGN Chicago
12:10 am, Sun Toolbox Murders                            Showtime Beyond 
12:30 am,     Lethal Weapon                              TBS
12:50 am, Sun The Ring Two                               HBO Zone 
1:00 am,      South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut         Comedy Central
1:05 am, Sun Thunderbirds                                Starz Family 
1:20 am, Sun The Crow                                    Action Channel 
1:30 am, Sun Sudden Inpact (Clint Eastwood)              Cinemax
             Toolbox Murders (2003)                      Mystery Channel 
2:00 am, Sun Planet of the Apes (1968, Charlton Heston)  SCIFI
2:05 am, Sun The Crow                                    The Movie Channel
2:30 am,     Next Of Kin (1989)                          TBS
3:00 am, Sun Deep Rising                                 Starz Second Feed 
             E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial                  USA Network 
3:10 am, Sun Creature Unknown                            Mystery Channel 
3:15/6:15 EST  To Be Or Not To Be (Jack Benny vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies
4:00 am, Sun Phone                                       Sundance Channel 
             Master Of The Flying Guillotine             The Movie Channel
4:30 am, Sun The Forgotten (2004)                        Mystery Channel 
4:35 am, Sun Leviathan                                   Action Channel 
5am/8am EST  Bringing Up Baby (1938, a pet chetah)       Turner Classic Movies
5:20 am, Sun Friday the 13th, Part 3                     More Max 
             The Satan Bug                               The Movie Channel  
6:05 am, Sun The Village (2004)                          Mystery Channel 
6:30 am, Sun Enemy Mine (another Robinson Crusoe On Mars) HBO #2  
6:45 am, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Second Feed 
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Sun 4-30-06:
7:00 am, Sun Star Trek: The Motion Picture               More Max 
7am/10am EST The King & I (1956, Yul Brynner)            Turner Classic Movies
7:35 am, Sun Godzilla                                    Showtime #2  
8:10 am, Sun The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
8:15 am, Sun The Incredibles                             Starz Family 
8:45 am, Sun The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO  
             Seven Days in May                           HD Movies 
9:05 am, Sun Earth vs. the Flying Saucers                Action Channel 
9:30/12:30 EST Abbott & Costello in The Foreign Legion (1950) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 am, Sun The Lost Boys (with fangs)                 SCIFI  
10:30 am, Sun Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) Showtime Extreme  
10:40 am, Sun Independence Day (they don't come in peace) Actionmax  
10:50 am, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004)                    Black Starz 
11:00 am, Sun Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Starz Kids 
11:15 am, Sun AVP: Alien Vs. Predator                    HBO #2 
11:30 am, Sun Brainstorm                                 Thrillermax  
11:50 am, Sun Blade: Trinity                             Starz  
12:00 pm, Sun Poltergeist - they're here...              SCIFI  
12pm/3pm EST  Scream (it was scary)                      WOR New York 
12:30 pm, Sun Back to the Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) Family Channel  
              The Jacket                                 HBO #3  
1:00 pm, Sun White Noise                                 HBO #2  
1pm/4pm EST  In The Heat Of The Night (they call me MISTER Tibbs) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm, Sun Constantine                                 HBO Zone 
             007 in GoldenEye                            USA Network 
             Silence of the Lambs (hello Clarice)        American Movie Classics 
1:45 pm, Sun Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime #2  
2:30 pm, Sun Blade II                                    TNT  
3:25 pm, Sun Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) Showtime Family Zone 
3:30 pm, Sun Predator 2                                  Action Channel 
             The Princess Bride                          WE  
4:00 pm, Sun Bram Stoker's Dracula                       SCIFI  
4:20 pm, Sun The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
4:45 pm, Sun Deep Rising                                 Starz Second Feed 
             Them! (giant mutant ants)                   Thrillermax  
5:00 pm, Sun Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder) Family Channel 
5:15 pm, Sun Batman                                      HBO Zone 
5:30 pm, Sun The Devil's Advocate                        Encore  
             Godzilla (1998)                             Showtime #2  
5:45 pm, Sun The Day After Tomorrow                      HBO  
6:00 pm, Sun Apt Pupil                                   HD Movies 
             Home Alone (1990, Joe Pesci)                TBS
             The Incredibles                             Starz Family 
             So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) WAM!
6:12 pm,     I Know What You Did (1998)                  Lifetime Movies Channel
6:30 pm, Sun Queen of the Damned (2002)                  SCIFI  
6:35 pm, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Second Feed 
7:00 pm, Sun Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968, Ian Fleming) Family Channel
             The Foreigner (2003, Steven Seagal)         USA Network
             King Solomon's Mines (2004, 4 hours)        Hallmark Channel 
             So I Married an Axe Murderer                Movie Plex
             Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005, set in 1940s) More Max
             Decoding The Past: Passion of the Christ    History Channel
7pm/10pm EST Toys (1992)                                 Fox Movie Channel 
7pm/10pm EST The Fighting Seebees (1944, John Wayne)     Turner Classic Movies
7:25 pm, Sun Ghost Ship                                  HBO Zone 
7:40 pm, Sun Weird Science                               WAM! 
7:45 pm,     The Passion Of The Christ (Mel Gibson)      Showtime
8:00 pm, Sun American Werewolf in Paris, An              Mystery Channel 
             Forrest Gump (life is like a box of shrunken heads) TBS  
             Gothika                                     American Movie Classics 
             Independence Day                            Actionmax  
             Michael                                     Encore  
             Pleasantville                               Starz Kids 
             Robots (2005, CGI animated)                 HBO #2
             Thunderbirds                                Starz Family
8pm & 12am   The Antikythera Mechanism                   History Channel
8:30 pm, Sun The Ninth Gate (1999)                       SCIFI  
8:40 pm, Sun Weird Science                               Movie Plex 
9:00 pm, Sun Constantine                                 HBO Zone 
             Jesse Stone 3: Death In Paradise (2006, Tom Selleck) CBS
             Sin City                                    Starz Second Feed 
9:05/12:05 EST Big Trouble In Little China               Fox Movie Channel 
9:30 pm, Sun AVP: Alien Vs. Predator                     HBO #2  
9:45 pm, Sun Johnny Mnemonic                             Mystery Channel 
10:00 pm, Sun Halloween 4                                American Movie Classics
              Last Action Hero                           Showtime Extreme 
              A Nightmare on Elm Street                  American Movie Classics
              Mary Reilly (1996)                         Flix Movie Channel
              Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory        Family Channel
              Rush Hour 2 (Jackie Chan)                  TNT
10:45 pm, Sun Blade: Trinity                             Starz  
11:00 pm, Sun Forrest Gump (stupid is as stupid does)    TBS  
              The Jacket                                 HBO #3 
11pm/2am EST  Toys (1992)                                Fox Movie Channel 
12:00 am, Mon Memento Mori                               Sundance Channel 
12:30 am, Mon Elektra                                    Cinemax  
12:40 am, Mon Hellboy                                    Starz  
1:00 am, Mon 007 in GoldenEye                            USA Network 
1:05 am, Mon Virus                                       Starz Second Feed 
1:05/4:05 EST Big Trouble In Little China                Fox Movie Channel 
1:20 am, Mon The I Inside (2004)                         Mystery Channel 
1:30 am, Mon A Nightmare on Elm Street                   American Movie Classics 
1:45 am, Mon The Devil's Advocate                        Encore  
1:50 am, Mon The Faculty                                 Showtime Beyond 
2:00 am, Mon Angels in the Outfield                      TBS  
2:15 am, Mon Open Water                                  Showtime  
2:50 am, Mon The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy        Starz Second Feed 
3:00 am, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime #2  
3:40 am, Mon Dark Town                                   Showtime Beyond 
3:50 am, Mon Exorcist: The Beginning                     More Max 
4:35 am, Mon Soldier                                     HBO #2 
             The Stepford Wives (2004)                   Showtime Women 
5:00 am, Mon Groundhog Day                               Showtime Family Zone 
             Stephen King's Pet Sematary                 Thrillermax 
6:10 am, Mon Young Frankenstein (Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks) Encore  
6:30 am, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow       Showtime Showcase 
6:40 am, Mon Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger)           Action Channel 
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