A Story of Lettuce

Ashley was excited. She was going to a concert. They were her favourite band. She really liked them. That is why she was to go to the concert. Otherwise she would not have bought the ticket.
"Get on the tour bus," said the clinically insane driver, "or I'll run you down!" The bus driver laughed hysterically and scratched her eye.
"Billy, Billy, Billy," Ashley said. She, too, was a little crazy. She hummed a little ditty and here's how it goes:

I want to dig out Billy's eyes,
I want to make pumpkin pies,
Out of James' and D'Arcy's heads,
And preserve Corgan's head in a jar!!!!!

Ashley was, in fact, just released from the Apple Farm Insanity Clinic.
She took out her seringe and her metal box. She would clone him for sure this time.
Or would she..........?

To be continued....