More Carrots

Ashley liked summer. She was free. She didn't like school. That is why she was so happy to be free. Because you don't have school in the summer.
"Get on the summer camp bus," said the psychotically deranged bus driver, "or I'll run you down!" She cackled uncontrollably and ate a stick of butter.
"But I'm not going to summer ca..." Ashley didn't finish her sentence; she had a habit of doing that. Also, she saw her arch nemesis on the bus. She decided to get on the bus and ruin Sabrina's summer.
"Hi Ashley," Sabrina yelled. Ashley shuddered and sat down beside her. She thought to herself: Billy. She thought to herself again: Why don't I torture Sabrina! The she decided to kill her and sacrifice her to her god, Billy Corgan. She cut off Sabrina's head and danced.
"Sit down or I'll come back there and lick your boots!" The bus driver yelled. Ashley didn't want that so she sat down.
"Hi Ashley!" It was Amy, Ashley's other enemy. "Hi Amy!" exclaimed Ashley. She took out her magical Small Pox darts and shot one at Amy. The fat wall around Amy absorbed the dart and belched. Ashley was disappointed so she took out her secret weapon and left it on the seat as she jumped out the window.
"What was her secret weapon?" you ask. Well I'm not going to tell you that it was Ebola.
"Hi!" a voice said behind Ashley, "I'm Billy Corgan and I need a Zero bar." Ashley took out 3 Zero bars and handed them to Billy. "Only if I get to clone you." "Well, okay," Billy agreed, "but only if you buy banana syrup for my Wednesday night makeovers." Ashley agreed and dove off the cliff into Bananaland. "Could I have some syrup?" she asked. "Only if you eat this truck." So Ashley ate the truck and belched. Sabrina's head rolled out of her mouth. Out of nowhere, the three musketeers arrived and they all danced around the campfire.

The moral of this story is to eat your Zero bars and never ever go near fat people or you will be sucked into their fat aura.