Jathen's page
Jathen's…but only cause he insisted on a page of his own!
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You have a bumper sticker on the back of your car that says, 'I'd rather be Role-Playing!' *Jathen
You could have sworn you fed the dog three months ago! Why do you have to feed it now?! *Jathen
You ask yourself, 'What's a phone bill and why are there so many zeros after the first digit? *Jathen
You demand to be fed intravenously, and have a bedpan right next to you so you never have to say, 'BRB'. *Jathen
You think of your parental units as NPCs... *Jathen
You start calling everyone in a high position 'Wizard'. *Jathen
You start using words like tweeker and twink to describe someone you absolutely hate and despise... *Jathen
You refer to your character as your lifeline. *Jathen
Your pets just become another puppet. *Jathen
You finally find your fingers melted into the keys from typing too long and hard... *Jathen
Any normal physical reflex is replaced by your ring finger twitching in attempt to hit the : key! *Jathen
You start speaking your actions beginning with a colon. *Jathen
You see all your actions and words scroll up before your eyes, along with everyone else's. *Jathen
You begin to speak about yourself in the third person.
You enter a room and suddenly spout off your connection message. *Jathen
You die and your hands and fingers continue to type out posts. *Jathen
You try to delete something bad you just said! *Jathen
You get unnerved when you see someone smile, as you're used to your said smiley emoticon! *Jathen
Someone stutters and you ask them to repost. *Jathen
Something goes wrong in your life and you mentally try to page a wizard. *Jathen
You try to @who people in your head to find out where they are. *Jathen
Your teacher say, "Let's role play this situation!" And you do exactly what your character would do. *Jathen
You tell a person BRB when you have to leave them to go and do something else. *Jathen
You start acting like your character and demand to be called "The Admiral." *Jathen
You think the NPCs in your life are out to get you. *Jathen
You refer to your character as your lifeline. *Jathen
You want a modem, processor, and VR goggles permanently to your brain. *Jathen
Your teacher becomes 'The Dreaded Evil One' and you become the dashing hero, your classmates your sidekicks. *Jathen
You buy a gold fish and put a sign on the tank saying 'Beware of Jaws!'. *Jathen
You finally go blind from looking at the screen for so long, and your hair falls out, and you get severe arthritis in your wrists, and... and you need to have your nurse type for you in the old folks home! *Jathen
You leave you computer for more than five minutes and suddenly start going through withdrawal spasms. *Jathen
Your last will and testament reads, 'I being of semisound mind and personality do hereby leave in grace and absurdity. I leave all my belongings to the Wizzen so they can recycle me.' *Jathen
You start saying quotes like 'Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most', 'I'm not crazy, I just listen to the voice that yells loudest', and 'I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do...' *Jathen
