Hey
Kids
Hey
Kids
Hey
I feel reel unattractive...unaffected
Do you feel affected
When I'm with you
I feel real unnatractive...unaffected.
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard
In the malls and the markets you hide
Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside
One Santa falls down
Outside a darkened thrift town
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard.
Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt.
I'll be free of disease once more.
One Santa falls down
outside a diners windown
Baby Jesus smiles and
I am happy
You ever seen a Santa run?
Well it's so damn funny.
Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please.
Makes me giggle!
I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard.
The true meaning of Christmas is love,
of fat man wrapped up in a red box.
One Santa falls down
In his own apartment
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am holy!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
Santa you are a fat man
I've Got a dog
he's very smart
he's the kind of dog that says very little
and once in a while
he makes me wonder
why I bother
with people at all
remember bonnie?
she was the prettiest girl in school
I had a crush on her
but I felt like an idiot
and to square to make
more than a joke
but thats just what i made
you see I finally gathered the courage to ask her out
but my mother would drive us of course
but then she started to laugh
because my shoes were untied
and my shirt tail was out
and my fly was down
and my hair was a mess
I woke up in a sweat
my heart was thumping away
i remember the day
i remember the day!
YEAH!
To my dog, I am the coolest thing ever
almost a god
and he listens to every word i say
every syllable weighs
heavily on his dog head
when I said "stay" he stayed
and then he snuck away
but he hears what I say
he listens to every word
once in a while
he makes me wonder
why I bother
with people at all
thats why i'm giving it all to him
uh huh, uh huh
when I'm dead
no one gets nothing except for him.
