Today Tim put some final tracks on his solo CD (Look for it on sale following the Steinert High Talent Show on March 31, & click here for more info) Visiting us at our recording seesion today was superstar guitarist from Increate, Wes Braden, and former hockey star, Ian Snook. We'd like to congatulate him for not breaking any bones while visiting---WAY TO GO IAN!!!!! Also I highly recommend anyone with Cablevision Hamilton to flip on Channel 35 every day at 3:30 for The Slow Norris. It brightens up our days, so we'd also like to thank the writers of that fine program! That's all for today, but for those of you with nothing to do on your Friday night, make sure to catch Life In General's final performance with LUZER's very own Tim Mahoney at the Fashion Show at Steinert tommorrow night!!

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THE DUMB SALYERDS BOY FALLS FOR ANOTHER ONE!!!

For those of you who visited our guest book recently, you may have noticed a special little note from record producer Brenden O' Brien. Most realized this was an obvious prank, but goood ol' "Rob" Salyerds even brought the family in to take a gander at the newest addition to the LUZER Guestbook. So for those of you who haven't realized it yet, by the obvious hints (ex. the naked dancers, come on now, who would ever want to see that really?), yes it was not famous producer Brenden O' Brien who signed our 'lil guestbook. But to our knowledge Salyerds does not know this yet, so if you happen to run into "Rob", make sure to laugh in his face. And "Rob", thanks for being so gullible.....uh sorry...i mean understanding. Sorry, i always get those two words mixed up. Check back soon for more!

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Hey all you LUZER fans out there. Ant Miller was too busy ruining some poor kids chance at getting good at guitar yesterday to come to practice (giving him a "lesson", yeah next thing you know he'll be teachin kids how to sing Santeria, now there's a damn shame). Anyway we began work on our upcoming CD of originals, and early preparations for next fall's Spirit Week Concert 2000. Nuthin much else to mention. Oh yeah, Phil sang a song today, and sounded pretty damn good too. (TONE FIRST, THEN RANGE!!!!!!) Finally, the Steinert Cheerleaders are down in Myrtle Beach competing for some kind of award or something, which includes one of the fine LUZER Dancers, Kim Smith. So good luck and don't mess up. And on a personal note, NO CHEERLEADERS!!! WOO!!

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Well it's another week of school, lets hear it one time for Steinert High!! YEAH!!*

*=If you agree with this statement please find the nearest person and ask them to punch you in your face.

Well "Rob" Salyerds is supposed to be getting a haircut today. Let's hear it one time for "Rob" Salyerds!!*

*=see above

Well there's nothing much goin on today, but be sure to sign out guestbook and look for the "GUESTBOOK SIGNING OF THE MONTH" coming soon! Also coming next week, the Tim Mahoney solo CD will be available for purchase. See Tim in Steinert, or click here for more info.

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Hey everyone. Tony forgot to make the copies of Tim's CD, and well a few people were, needless to say, very disappointed. But first and foremost, today is a very special day. Today was one of our beautiful dancer's 17th Birthday. Happy Birthday Becky!~ Even though you may not believe it from her liscense picture, she was actually in a very good mood. Well make sure to check out "Tim Mahoney: Volume One: What About Me" next week, and Luzer performing the Jimmie's Chicken Shack classic, "Do Right" at the Steinert High School Talent Show next Friday, March 31st.

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Tonight is the Steinert High Talent Show 2000 "Extravaganza" featuring LUZER and the LUZER Dancers, with a possibly special cameo from a certain Tom Green wannabe. Be sure to check out the show at 7:30 (tickets are $5 available at the door) and be sure to check back next month for ALL NEW updates, including the ALL NEW Groupie of the Month, the ALL NEW Guestbook Signing of the Month, an ALL NEW News page, pics from our Talent Show performance, as well as an ALL NEW LUZER Dancers Page. See you in April!

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