Links

Everyone from Slayer to Billy Ocean!

- 20+ years, one sound
Antiseen
Billy Joe Winghead- antenna playin rock from Oklahoma!
Black Sabbath- they might do another reunion tour or 3

-Columbus rocknroll party quintet
Candy Snatchers
Captain Bigwheel - the greatest surf rock n roll band ever. Buy their CD damn you!
Crimeseen 13- Punk from Charlotte, NC
The Dead Kings- great, funny as hell lyrics, hollarin vocals, motorheadish sound, and lightin shit on fire from Charolotte
Dick Dale- blblblblblblblblbl!! dwang dun dun dwang dun dwang dun dwang dwangy

- check out the Dogs' current bands Stevie and the Secrets and Andy G and the Roller Kings!
David Lee Roth -Sammy Hagar can eat the Extreme guy's shit
Dragstrip Syndicate - one of the best live bands today

- I'm just waiting for these guys to cover "Danny Boy" or "Four Green Fields"
Dwarves - have you seen their weiners?
Eerie Records, Erie PA- where you can find many good ass bands
Electric Frankenstein - put out 100 records a month and everyone is better than the last one. Yeah!

- the Pittsburgh accent has yet to hit the mainstream media because it's to damn eloquent and uppity for the masses- in other words, yinz can't keep up with ar proper way uh tawkin, n'at.
Estrus Records, Bellingham WA- many wild and crazy not to mention high-Q garage rock bands
Fleshtones
Frankenstein Dragqueens From Planet 13-moonshine drinkin, costume wearin, misfits/ramones soundin, old alice cooper lovin, audience insultin, funny lyric writin, from Charlotte

- RIP
Get Hip Records, Pittsburgh PA- where you can find many good ass bands and order a Captain Bigwheel CD
GG Allin- live fast die
Gotohells - rock n roll america
Corey Hart - yes, that shades-sportin' rebel that took the 'bad-ass' image to the most extreme heights of comedy - "DON'T SWITCH THE BLADE ON THE GUY IN SHADES, OH NO!" - real winner that does this site, too
Heavy Johnson Trio - actually a quartet - a balls out rockin quartet from Portland, OR!
Hellacopters - amazing LIVE band, huge in the rocknroll country of Sweden
Highway 13 old fashioned Rockabilly from Pittsburgh
The Honkeys -lilly white St. Louis-style surf/instrumental rock'n'roll .
The Hookers- defunct satanic KY metal-punk
Donnie Iris - semi-famous guy from Pittsburgh who isn't involved in sports (Dennis Miller managed to weasel his way out of this elite category)
Jimmy & The Teasers- HEY! THEY GOT A NUDE WEBSITE. Jimmyandtheteasers.com! Did I say nude? I meant new.
Junk Records - west coast label with The Weaklings, B-Movie Rats and a band with a chick that ducttapes her tits - now you pay attention!
Keystone Allstars - I never made the all stars in baseball. It was all politics. Oh yeah these guys rawk with a capital AWK from Al-tuna!
The Kingrods-American rock from Columbus, OH
The Kinks-Ray Davies has a huge gap in his teeth
KISS-now entering the funeral business and the NASCAR world - not for the money, of course

- blues heavy rock from the Chi-town area
Lazy Cowgirls- old school california high energy rocknroll still touring
Leadfoot- Solid gold boot rock from Raleigh
Link Wray - der der DER! (dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum) der der DER! (dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum) der der dol! - der der DER! (dum-dum-dum-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum) Der, dun dun DUN . . . . flinga da flicka da flungity dum. Der der DER!
Los Straitjackets- wrestling X surf rock= yee-haw

- trash rockers want the flag of Jersey to fly over every state
Man or Astroman?- they're from this whole other planet called "Georgia"
Mono Men - raw, high-powered, and defunct
Motorhead- rumor has it that some Maker's Mark and Ruffles Potato chips are the keys to Lemmy's rocks-in-a-blender vocals
Murder City Devils - these guys kill me

the Real Deal... no bullshit drunk-rock from Pittsburgh
Nashville Pussy - Ye Gods!
The Needles- I finally got their official website (1/17/02) so check it out
The Neptunas- chicks in a surf band
New Bomb Turks - I like to get really drunk to Pissing Out the Poison then go out on the town and get my ass kicked
Nine Pound Hammer- great show at Sleazefest 2001
NoMeansYes- rock from Rhode Island
No On 15 - Hillbilly pop-punk with horns from PA. They jump alot too.
Billy Ocean - the lyrics to "Suddenly," Buzzsawyer's number 1 inspiration, in music as well as life
Ozzy- "I'm totally fucking freaked by every man, your universe, and everybody, because everyone's gone fucking mad. I'm the madman that looks out there and says, "You say I'm fucking mad!- Look at you cunts!" They say I'm crazy -- I am crazy, okay? But I don't fucking build bombs, I don't build fucking means of killing people. All I do when I get to a concert is try and give them my best shot. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't. A lot of times, it don't."
Elvis - our Lord and Savior
Quadrajets - still do shows here and there
The Ramones
Reverend Horton Heat- well, psychobilly
Lionel Ritchie - really, I don't know why this link is here
RPG- Richmond rock
Silver Tongued Devil - big and mean rock from Pittsburgh - website down, but they are still going as far as I know
Slayer - like S.O.D., only less serious
Social Distortion-Mike Ness Monster and co.
Southern Culture on the Skids - Chapel Hill Chicken Flingers
Speeddealer - Dude, I heard REO Speedwagon threatened to kick their ass, so they had to change their name. I don't blame them dude!
S.O.D. - like Slayer, without all the kidding around
The Strap Ons- loud ass punk 'n' roll from Norfolk, VA
Supersuckers - Eddie Spaghetti and Co.

- A very very TALL band, and The Kings of Choreographed Rock n Roll.
Johnny Thunders- I think someone once called him the Dean Martin of heroin

- Baltimore's kickers of ass

Turbo Negro - "Scuba dive in a hippy's tub-" I mean, when you really think about it, yeah, that is deathtime.
Ultrabait- loaded chicks (and 2 dudes) from Richmond
Uppercrust - colonial Boston's answer to AC/DC, you'll see what I mean
The Ventures-have no use for singers

- brutal and screamy
Zen Guerilla - blues influenced mod rock kinda stuff

BLUES LINKS - rock n roll's grandpappy

FAT POSSUM RECORDS- Epitaph sub-label with good, modern blues like T Model Ford and RL Burnside
B.B. King- still bendin' Lucille like she's goin outta style
Buddy Guy- strat mania
Howlin' Wolf- a frog jumped down his froat and blues was never the same
Muddy Waters- the original rolling stone
Little Walter
Sonny Boy Williamson- the original
and of course- Robert Johnson

COUNTRY LINKS: rock n roll's grandmammie

Johnny Cash-the Man in Black
David Allen CoeIf he ain't country he'll kiss yer ass
Junior Brown - guit-steel master
- if these poop-country retards could only write half a song as good as Hank.
Hank Jr. - Why do I drink? ('Cause work sucks!)
Hank the Third - keepin the family tradition of self-defeating behavior goin' for our entertainment
Ernest Tubb - the grandpappy of honky tonk music
Willie Nelson - my goal in life is to smoke dope with Willie Nelson
George Jones - my other goal in life is to get a pair of glasses like George Jones
The Carter Family