Mr. Wonderful Talks Politics


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11/27/00: Hey Chad !
11/27/00: MW Erupts !
11/27/00: Sorry Server Down
11/24/00: Evil's Thirst
11/24/00: Citizens Defend Army
11/23/00: Miami-Dade Recount
11/22/00: Democrat Cannibals
11/22/00: Gawds of Tallahassee
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11/22/00: Shall is Deem
11/21/00: Lawyer's Lips
11/21/00: Military Ballots
11/20/00: Crimes of the Heart
11/20/00: Soldier's Vote
11/19/00: Racicot vs. Daley
11/19/00: Maddog Gore
11/18/00: Dems Rifle Vote
11/27/2000 (12:17PM):"Hey Chad! What the hell is an Undervote ?"
Dimpled Chad Upper Left. Click to Enlarge ! Just in case you fell for Team Gore's call to count the fabled "Undervotes" as if they were legitimate votes, I will explain again. An "Undervote," is any instance where a ballot, whether read by an optical scanner or an IBM punch card reader, is shown to contain no vote for any Presidential candidate. Nationwide this occurs in two percent (2%) of all ballots counted. That translates to approximately 2,000,000 American's who chose not to vote for Bush, Gore, Nader, Buchanan or the other guy. Now, in regards to the Florida paper punch ballots: Using the definition of a "vote" determined ten years earlier on November 10th, 1990, a "vote" was considered to be where the chad is either missing entirely, or hanging by two or less corners. On the first manual recount, using this definition, Team Gore picked up only three additional (3) votes in Palm Beach County! Later the definition of a "vote" was morphed into a chad hanging by three corners and then even later a "vote" was redefined to also include any type of smudge, mark or physical indentation on a chad. Take a close look at the chad circled in the upper left hand corner. While it would be fairly difficult, once a ballot was removed from the Votomatic machine, to partially or completly punch out a chad, it would be ridiculously simple to smudge or indent a chad as shown. In case you believe the fallacy put forth by Team Gore, that the Votomatic's first punch guide often wears out and allows the voter to only leave a chad smudged, marked or slightly indented, consider this. How did millions of Florida voters manage to cleanly punch out, through punch guide #1, using the same Votomatic devices, the chad on their ballots? And, since a manual recount can be required because of 'machine malfunction,' if indeed the machines were actually to blame, can you imagine Team Gore not also suing on those grounds?
11/27/2000 (10:35AM): MW Erupts at Mrs. Wonderful !
Sunday night your Mr.Wonderful had a shouting match with the lovely Mrs.Wonderful over the TV time I have devoted to this awful and so vital Presidential race. Of course, I was generating all the shouting, as Mrs.Wonderful, again and again, deftly muted my high decibel shrieks. However, after being smacked by one too many of her "What can you do about it!? Why are you so excited?" double-barrelled queries, I actually responded intelligently. What was my 'intelligent' response? It was, "Why am I so excited? Because 50%, because one-half, because four out of every eight hours you work goes in the coffers of the United States Treasury! That's why!" And why aren't my readers rabid over this theft of their income by government that makes Herod Antipas of the Old Testament look about as greedy and driven as a Vienna Beef hot dog vendor? We used to be able to imagine that our taxes were fueling our armed services in order to properly defend this nation. But now, after discovering the $1,000,000,000 USS Cole battleship was defended by only four 45 calibre bullets, even that assumption has been blown asunder.
11/27/2000 (8:35AM): Sorry !
Due to problems at Angelfire.com I have been unable to update my pages during this unique period denying my reader's my much desired objective point of view. We're up again, and I'll be back with new postings today.
11/24/2000 (11:55PM): Evil's Thirst Exposed !
Reading on the Fox News page this morning, I see Gore's lawyers, after the certification of Miami-Dade votes (remember, those are the second machine recount numbers) intend to take those results and contest them in court! Satan is far more intelligent (and beautiful) than to expose himself to us earthlings. That would finally, once and for all, remove his presence from the pages of Steven King novels and dusty Bibles, placing Him behind that shopping cart with the wobbly front wheel chattering down the aisle of our local Kroger's. Why it could even reveal his connections into the race for President of the United States! Having His ego seriously bruised once, old Mephistopheles has, in a brilliant decision, remained behind the scenes for almost two millenium. However, those sad humans who have sold their eternal souls for untold riches and power in this mortal realm, can never restrain their super heated egos even when faced with certain defeat, disgrace and denial. In this, much to His chagrin, Satan's reality is once again briefly confirmed to all God's children.
From the Foxnews.com site:
Gore's lawyers said they will go to state court in Tallahassee to contest the Miami-Dade election results after the votes are certified. "Nobody should be surprised by this. We've been saying all along that we wanted a full and fair count and that's what we intend to see happen," said Ron Klain, a Gore campaign legal adviser. He said some results in other counties also may be challenged, but he did not give details. Asked if that meant Gore would not concede the election even if he was behind in votes, Gore campaign spokeswoman Jenny Backus said that was correct.
11/24/2000 (10:43PM): Citizen's to Take Up Arms & Defend Military?
First, let me expose media bias once again. I believe it was on the Fox News page where I read that even though the Republican's were firmly against any recounts, they were now insisting on "recounts of the absentee military ballots." Recounts? Recounts! Recounts of the military ballots? How does one recount military ballots that have never been counted the first time? What I understand of Florida's absentee ballot regulations is that once the envelope containing the ballot is opened that ballot must be counted. How do the dastardly Dems know which, especially military, absentee ballot to reject? It's so simple, I am so sorry that I didn't advise you sooner. What the Dem operatives did was to request the readily available printout of Florida voters sorted by county and by registered party affiliation. Then, absentee ballot envelope in hand, they would read off the name on the return address and should that person's name appear on the 'Republican' column they would run that envelope through the five page memo Gore lawyer's issued delineating how to reject absentee ballots. They have rejected absentee ballots that were mailed to 'the parents' in Florida who then re-mailed the ballot to election officials, they have rejected ballots with no postmarks (which military mail does not require) and they have rejected ballots where the outside signature did not match exactly the signature on that voter's registration card. Of course, all members of the Democrat Party, find their absentee ballot envelopes quickly emptied and their vote added to the Gore tally! Is it time for the citizens of America to issue a 'call-to-arms' to defend our military's right to vote?
11/23/2000 (12:14PM): Team Gore, "Miami-Dade Must Continue!"
It seems to me that Miami-Dade has not completed their hand recount of the entire 650,000 ballots in their possession. Because there is no way in hell they could complete the recount by Sunday, I'm unclear of the thought processes of Team-Gore in suing the Miami-Dade Canvassing Board in an attempt to force them to continue their recount. I have heard reliable individuals report that the total time required to finish the full recount would fill the better part of fourteen days. They have less than four. The Gore-Boies partnership (much like the Edgar Bergen, Charlie McCarthy partnership) is desperately concerned with the 157 Gore votes that have been 'discovered-recovered-invented' thus far in the recount of Miami-Dade County. Understand that the Sunshine State does still have one law that the Florida Supreme's haven't rewritten and that's the law that for a recount to be valid, all the ballots must be recounted. So when Miami-Dade election officials threw up their hands and shouted, "No mas, No mas!", Gore, seeing his 157 votes evaporate, crapped in his size 40 waist Lucky Brand jeans.
11/22/2000 (12:14PM): Democrats Eat Their Own !
The three Democrats on the Miami-Dade Canvassing Board have decided not to complete their ballot recount and will submit their previous machine count for certification. (Rumors are, that these manual recounts in Miami-Dade were not being converted into Gore votes quickly enough and that the next precincts to be counted were the heavily Bush populated areas of "Little Havana.") Minutes after the official announcement, William Daley, spokesman for the Gore-Boies Team, proclaimed that the Gore battalion of lawyers will sue Miami-Dade in an attempt to force them to complete the recount! It seems the Gore mantel of "all votes must be counted" has finally been ripped away to expose the naked core of his plan, "Win at all costs!"
11/22/2000 (12:01PM): Gawds of Mount Tallahassee Err !
Well, well, we note that the Florida Supreme's extended the vote certification date from Tuesday, November 14th, 2000, to Sunday, November 26th at 5:00PM. The Court's extension is known as "legislating from the bench." This is because their ruling altered the precise wording of a decades old Florida law stating that the Secretary of State "shall" cut off certification of votes on the seventh day after the election; but "may" extend certification due to extenuating circumstances such as: widespread voter fraud, natural disasters, massive voting machine malfunctions and gross negligence of Canvassing Board members. Remembering Florida is in the antebellum South, I state again, that twenty years ago the seven day limit was codified by the elected members of the Florida State Legislature in order to forestall vote fraud. Now these legally omniscient appointed Gawd's of the Forensic Florida Supreme Court, Democrats all, have witnessed that even allowing for their twenty year and two week time perspective, the Miami-Dade County Canvassing Board has decided not to manually recount their avalanche of 654,000 votes. "Not enough time," the Board states. "Not enough time!"
11/22/2000 (1:54AM): "Shall" and "May" Deemed Same Word !
Last night after the salacious ruling by the seven member Florida Supreme Court, Bush spokesman James Baker reacted. He mentioned that the Court had rewritten the law to change the very purposeful and precise word "shall" into the entirely different word "may." These partisan hacks could witness in the very same law that the legislature used the word "may." They knew what they were doing when they wrote the law, if they didn't, they would have used the word "shall" or "may" twice instead of using two different words! It is entirely clear in reading the law that the law allows the Secretary of State, whose main Executive Branch function is vote certification, to cut off the date for said vote certification seven days after the election. (The sole purpose is to prevent, Oh God! Dare I mention it? Voter Fraud!) Or in her sole "non-arbitrary" discretion, the Secretary may extend the deadline. Also recall a Democrat trial judge, on November 15th, ruled that Katherine Harris was following the law as written, by the Florida legislature, in implementing the previous cut-off date. The arbitrary date now given by the Supreme's (after no doubt consulting with Team Gore) is Sunday, November 26th at 5:00PM ... "if the Secretary's office is open at that time" ... and if it isn't, the deadline is 9:00AM Monday morning the 27th. Here's where Palm Beach County changed the rules two weeks after the vote. Since November 2nd, 1990 the rule, in Palm Beach County, has been that a "fully attached chad should not be counted as a vote." That was the rule, until it was discovered on manual recount, that Gore had only picked up three votes. So two weeks after the election they changed the rules. Now they would set aside all "fully attached" dimpled chad ballots, and have the three Democrats on the Canvassing Board later determine if these indented chads were actually votes for Gore or for Bush or just horsefly shit. (That's the time to keep a sharp eye on these partisans, when they whip out the old 'water witch' and devine these ballots as votes for Gore.) I understand there are 750 'challenged' ballots now in Palm Beach with 500 Gore 'possibles' and 250 Bush 'possibles.' They keep citing Texas law in 16 (out of 600) counties, that have more cattle than people, which allow the counting of dimpled ballots as votes. Well, we aren't in Texas JoJo, we're in Florida. We're in God's waiting room and also apparently where most NEA members chose to retire. Hell in Texas they don't use a stylus to punch the ballots they use six shooters! May I mention that the question of dimpled or pregnant chads shouldn't even be a consideration? That's because, either the voting machine functions properly and allows the voter, using a two inch stylus to tear at least two corners (more likely detach the chad completely) of the chad loose from the ballot card or it doesn't. (I've used these same exact machines and you have to be a real imbecile not to punch the ballot card exactly the way you intended.) It is obvious that the machines in all counties functioned perfectly for over 98% of the voters ... but not perfectly enough for Team Gore, eh? Team Gore is going to steal this Florida election people! WHAT will we do then? Could the office of President of the United States fall any lower than seating a Tennessee tobacco farmer whose sister died of lung cancer, who flunked out of divinity college, who claimed to have invented the Internet, who fried his brain flying through cannabis clouds, who coined the con, "No overriding legal authority", who was regularly bitch slapped by Hillary and who can't hold his ice tea? Damn. Damn!
11/21/2000 (8:00PM): Lawyer's Lips Sink Ship's Votes !
Reading in the November 21st, 2000, Washington Times, Mr.Wonderful has discovered the actual numbers regarding the handling of military ballots. The counts I reveal now are already included in the last reported 930 vote Bush lead. There were a total of 3,726 overseas absentee ballots of which the Gore lawyers got 41% or 1,527 votes discarded. 2,199 ballots were accepted and Bush received approximately 65% of those votes. The article describing the viciousness with which Gore's $400 an hour lawyers attacked each and every ballot is truly saddening. These bastards from hell actually went as far as dredging up each voter's signature card in order to carefully compare them against the autograph on the ballot. And when the signature wasn't literally a carbon copy, Xerox-like match, these putrid pussballs insisted the signature was a fraud! And if anyone in today's America can perpetrate, I mean discover a fraud, it would be the Gore Team lawyers, eh?
11/21/2000 (9:33AM): Team Gore Accepts Military Ballots ?
After a secret phone call from the Gore-Boies bullshit machine to the Attorney General of Florida, Democrat Bob Butterworth, the A.G. now loudly suggests that all canvassing boards accept the mostly military absentee ballots sans a postmark, but only if they are hand dated by the citizen. In a WSJ.com article, a Republican lawyer, volunteering for the Bush effort, replies that this will change nothing, because the Florida absentee ballot has no instructions that it must be dated by the voter and the voter doesn't realize that the ballot may arrive without a postmark! How could Team-Gore confidently reject all absentee ballots you ask? MW answers. Because T.G. knows that the GOP outspent the DEM's in oversea's advertising 8 to 1. And these socialist sapheads (who perceive the world through the rose tinted LSD-enhanced spectacles of the 1970s, presuming that the nations we share this Earth with are all peace-loving admirers of the United States and believing that the best use for our military is serving up hors d'oeuvres in their cool dress uniforms with all those shiny buttons) realize that the majority of our our military men and women were in no way going vote for Gore-Boies-Lieberman! Taking these factors into account and realizing that the oversea's vote, both civilian and military, could only subtract from the Florida Gore tally, they issued a 5 page memorandum insuring the rejection of the majority of oversea's ballots. It's not that these megalomaniacs detest the military, because with this ad hoc, across-the-board overseas absentee ballot rejection, it's absolutely clear that Albert Gore, Jr. views all American's, regardless of race, creed, sex or political affiliation, with disgust and contempt.
(Yes, I understand the absentee ballots have now been counted, and that they did increase the Bush lead, but I am unclear on how many more remain rejected. I do know that once the ballot is opened, according to the Dem's own 5-page memorandum, it's damn hard not to accept the ballot as a valid vote cast.)
11/20/2000 (9:20AM): Crimes of the Heart !
From Florida, we hear about the "fair" and "non-partisan" manual vote recounts. We listen as Democrat lawyers drone on about how it would be impossible to cheat the count in order to favor Gore. Read on my naive friends. Apparently Carol Roberts, a Democratic Palm Beach County Commissioner isn't listening. For she has been accused in an affidavit by a partisan  observer, Republican Mark Klimer, of twisting ballots and poking her finger directly in the sections containing the Al Gore for President chad. And of refusing legitimate requests to recount ballots. And of grabbing a stack of contested ballots and shuffling them into a deck of Gore-only cards. You might think, "So what, she mixed in the contested ballots into a stack of Gore-only ballots? Just pull them back out!" That, my friends is the problem. Other than a little tiny punch hole the size of an abortionist's heart there is no easy way, for the cataract encrusted eyes of most inspectors, to visually perceive who the ballot is actually a vote for. It would be simple for some bloody-wombed pro-choice bitch to mix in any number of ballots into a tower of Gore-only votes prior to counting AND since the machine isn't doing the counting, the ruse would pass undetected. My whole point, these ballots were not designed to be counted by hand. Do you want to hear about the stories of Scotch tape and sticky notes placed on ballots so if  machine read they would now appear to be a single vote for Al Gore, rather than the incomprehensible genuine result of some fool who poked out two choices for President? Nah!
11/20/2000 (12:20AM): Soldier's Votes Shamelessly Shot Down !
You know what these Gore thugs in Florida remind me of? They remind me of the Nazi's who would aim their grease-guns into the sky to spray the falling Allied paratroopers with whizzing dum dums so these brave soldiers would fall lifelessly to earth. Was it illegal? Hell no, but was it fair? Was it something you could ever, ever, feel good about? Now, like the Nazi soldiers of World War II, this campaign, that insists that every vote be counted, has one of their slime ball lawyers (am I being redundant?) issue a 5 page testament on how to reject overseas military ballots before the envelope is opened! I think what most of you have missed, getting caught up in the five pages as they hoped you would, is the fact that these ballots, these overseas ballots from our fighting men and women must clear five pages of legalize prior to being nudged from their envelopes. But yet ANY ballot in these three Democrat infested Florida counties, whether from a convicted felon or an illegal, undocumented alien, is not only accepted a priori, but is cherished and ever-so-closely examined for another Gore vote. Hell Castro probably voted in this election! This is how the Gore/Leiberman Team decimates our military personnel prior to assuming office. I can only imagine what Gore would do if he becomes 'Commander in Chief?'
11/19/2000 (7:00PM): Racicot Exposes Daley Racket !
Bush spokesman and Montana Governor Marc Racicot (Rosco) has detailed this morning how the Gore Campaign is maneuvering to steal the Florida vote. Apparently Friday, the Miami-Dade Canvassing Committee had decided not to perform a manual re-count of their 600,000 plus ballots. Then, for some undisclosed reason, they reversed their decision and decided to manually count said ballots, even if it took the estimated time of two weeks. But, they decided not to count ballots evidencing the 'dimpled' or 'pregnant' chads. Later, Gore operatives, after reading in the Saturday New York Post that at the current rate of Gore vote gains, he could not possibly over-take the Bush lead, decided to count both the 'dimpled' and 'pregnant' chads as votes. Since they now know approximately how many Gore votes are needed, they have also reprogrammed the ballot counting contraption to sort and spit out all ballots that do not have a machine recognizable vote for President. Then they will closely examine this batch of ballots first for any indication of voter intentions. In other words, the Gore Team is hoping to count any 'dimpled' or 'pregnant' chads as a vote for Gore! Wait, that's not all. The 'powers that be' have banned ANY media from entering the counting room and have forbade any media photography of the fallen chads littering the ground like sawdust strewn on the floor of a Tennessee Tavern. I think the reason Gore isn't gaining as many votes as his William Daley led team designated is because the common Democrats doing the counting are simply honest Americans attempting to do the best they can.
11/19/2000 (12:00PM): Maddog Gore !
Many American's are puzzled as to Al Gore, Jr's, rabid struggle to become President. Don't be. Because for Mr.Gore it really is personal:
    Consider
  • That in a 1999 interview about this very election, Gore stated that life would go on for Governor Bush if he lost, but for Gore "... I'll do anything to win."
  • That, I believe, Gore's campaign fund raising from behind the desk of the Vice President is a felony on which the 'Statute of Limitations' has not yet run out on.
  • The stench of the awful felonious secrets, presently deodorized with immorality and illegalites, which would compel a new U.S. Attorney General to sniff them out and prosecute the perps.
  • That the 900 illegally gotten raw FBI files on Republicans would have to be returned or the new Attorney General actually would prosecute this blatant felony, possibly resulting in serious jail time for Al or his Executive Branch acquaintances.
  • That Gore hasn't got a life or a political fall back (after all he lost his pseudo 'home state' to Bush voters) to rely on. Unlike the fine and delicate cushion President Clinton enjoys with Senator Clinton. (Speaking of Hillary, did you ever see a bigger smile on that sanctimonious face than when she was seen on the streets of communist Ho Chin Minn City? I could just hear the gears whirring in her beautiful head, "Imagine that! Life and death power over millions of people." She was salivating more than Drew Carey would at stumbling across a free pizza and beer buffet.)
11/18/2000 (12:00PM): Florida Dems Rifle Military Vote !
If anyone needed proof of Vice President Gore's vitriolic hatred of our military, you need go no farther than how his minions evaluate the votes of our enlisted men and women. WWII Japanese Relocation Camp In ArizonaAccording to Fox News the Florida Democratic controlled Canvassing Boards are tossing out unopened overseas military ballots faster than Firestone is burying tires. It seems that Florida election law requires postmarks on absentee military ballots while at the same time, it is common knowledge that a U.S. Post Office is damn hard to locate on nuclear attack submarine. Well, we should be grateful that both Clinton and Gore are such pitiful pansies that they congenitally captured the contempt of our men & women in the garb of our military. Because if they hadn't, I truly believe these same soldiers would now be rounding up people like your Mr.Wonderful for a one way trip to lifelong incarceration within the far reaches of recently Clinton-created pristine national preserve prison.