Mr. Wonderful Talks Politics


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11/04/00: Kennedy & Bush
10/19/00: The Hole in Cole
09/13/00: MW Shut Down
09/07/00: Truth Handicaps Bush
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09/03/00: Dems Break the Rule
09/02/00: Gen-Y & Freedom
08/31/00: Clinton Keeps 1 Promise
08/28/00: Truth Handicaps Bush
Edward "When I returned, Mary Jo and the car were gone&quote; Kennedy
11/04/2000: Bush Captures Kennedy Voters !
With the dirty tricks machinery of the Democratic Party running at full steam, we find that George W. Bush was arrested twenty four years ago for a DUI violation. This announcement has resulted in the beer swilling Bostonians who are presently voting for the "King of the Drunks," Ted Kennedy, to switch their votes for president from that Prozac® prohibited and hemp hampered, Al Gore, Jr., to that good old boy Texan & former beer drinker, G.W. Hell even the "point-oh-one" crowd realizes that the truly privileged and wealthy are never, ever given a parking or a traffic ticket, much less arrested for anything less than manslaughter. This squirt at the reputation of G.W., four days prior to that "no beer sold day" has also revealed that this non-shocking, non-news piece of puke is the worst thing the Dem's have on George W. (Speaking of the Kennedy's and extreme media bias ... What did Jacqueline Kennedy die of? Lung cancer, right? From cigarette smoking right? Have you ever, ever seen one photo of her smoking?)
10/19/2000: Hole in Cole
The recent successful terrorist attack on the US destroyer Cole is just the tip of the tip of the iceberg of derelict that the Clinton/Gore administration will leave for the next captain of this ship of state to navigate around. The only reason the public even knows about it is that this time the breach in security was so great it resulted in the loss of American sailors. These twin bastards of decent have so decimated the hardware and the attitudes of our Armed Services that a rubber raft, not that different from the blow up swimming pools we just packed away for the winter, a rubber raft was able to kill 17 American sailors and practically sink a $1,000,000,000 US Navy warship!
9/13/2000:    Mr.Wonderful, Shut Down!
9/7/2000: Bush Becomes Handicapped !
The AgendaFour years ago when I read Bob Woodward's The Agenda, about the 1992 Clinton Campaign, and followed that reading up with Hell of a Ride, by John Podhoretz I was saddened by these facts. All the while during the 1992 Presidential campaign, the George Bush camp was consumed by one question, "Can we actually provide what we promise?" Conversely the Clinton campaign was also absolutely concerned with one question, "If we say it, will the voters believe it?" So, dear readers, you must remember that because the major media has an infallible memory when it concerns Republicans, like his father, George W. Bush is handicapped by the awful requirement to be truthful. Conversely, an eternally stiff Albert Gore Jr., given the chance, would blithely inform Saint Peter that he has "No overriding legal authority" concerning His oversight of the Pearly Gates!
9/3/00: Democrats Break Fundamental Rule!
The foreign socialist media is all a-chitter reporting the news that Ms. Clinton is accompanying the American President. The September 3rd, 2000 UKSunday Times reports that Chelsea was "... discussing bilateral relations with the ease of a foreign policy veteran." Dear Readers, that's how far our executive branch has fallen! With her Shirley Temple curls and Jimmy Carter smile, sans braces, the sometimes Stanford  attending daughter of 'Quick-Draw' Clinton is traveling the globe with daddy. Only the twenty year old child of Democrat would ever be considered wise enough to mull over international tensions while picking at a plate of Kobe beef and Bavarian biscuits. I recall the headline just the other week, "George W. Bush, Is he Wise Enough?" In another quote from the Sunday Times  article, we read Dane Strother, Democratic consultant gushing, "It's a fundamental law: you don't attack someone's children, however old they are." Didn't I just hear Sir Willy Clinton gas about George W. Bush saying "...I owned a baseball team, I was governor of a state and my father was a President..." Don'tcha ya know? The only ones expected to live according to "fundamental law" or to any rule of law or propriety are sadly, the Republicans.
9/2/00: Generation Y Last to Live in Freedom !
51 million citizens watched the final Survivor! episode. Hugh HeffnerThis Fall, 30 million will play 'Fantasy Sports,' but less than 20 million American's will cast their ballots in the up coming Presidential Election. Under the banner of the National Education Association, the teacher's union has carried out it's mandate well.UN Secretary General Kofi Annan They've greatly expanded union membership and equipped most of our children with the firm knowledge that the United States is an evil, polluting, consuming, cancer on the gray flecked temple of Mother Earth. They've graduated the last thirty years of students and equipped them with a the codified morals of Hugh Heffner, reinforced with fifty definitions of what is to be considered normal. They have crowned socialist FDR as the greatest President of all, the United Nations as the future world government and cultivated their pupils to show more pride in their "country of origin" than in the greatest, fairest, and most generous nation ever.Fudge Purity ! Why should they vote? Utilizing their knowledge of morals (everything is okay) history (the United States is a melanoma on the crust of the planet) politics (socialism benefits everyone) it seems to them everything will take care of itself. People United to end HomophobiaOur children now in school, unless there are massive shifts in the focus of public education, will be the last generation of American's to enjoy the freedoms our Founders prescribed, the freedoms for which thousands of Americans died for, the Twentieth Century freedoms which enabled good to defeat the worldwide evil of Hitler and Lenin.
8/31/00: Clinton Finally Keeps One Promise with Veto !
Today, lame duck President Bill Clinton fulfilled his promise to veto the bill to phase out the unpopular 'Death-Tax' that can send up to 56% of an estate to the United States Treasury upon the death of the taxpayer. (Understand that the 56% must be remitted to the Internal Revenue Service faster than a cruise missile rocketing towards a Middle Eastern aspirin factory. Even if the farm, the car lot, the apartment building, the video store, the dry cleaners, the bar, the office building, the camera shop, the convenience store, or the restaurant must be sold to pay it.) Mr. Clinton claimed that the bill "...cost too much..." and would only benefit the wealthiest top 2% of taxpayers. These words, from a man who recently qualified to purchase an over one million dollar residence in a state with the highest cost of living in the nation ... all without any verifiable source of income after January 2001! Go figure.
8/28/00: Al Gore Sr.'s 'NO' Vote on the 1964 Civil Rights Act !

Congressional Record 1964.Click to Enlarge. This Sunday, while my readers were lounging away the weekend hours, your Mr.Wonderful was literally risking his life. Yes, I was doing research for these pages at the Burton Barr Central Library. I wished to discover if the father of the current Presidential candidate, Albert Gore Jr., really did vote against the 1964 Civil Rights Act (H.R.7152). Yup, he did. He had his reason's which I will go into at a later date, but he did vote against it.